Imma start wearing a cup around my kid. Fucking seriously.
 

I got kneed in the gnads 5 times tonight. She'll come running across the room to jump on my lap, or be climbing on me... whatever.

Her knee always seems to land with force on my crotch.



Suffice it to say, much more of this and she'll cement her spot as as an only child. :eek7

Well all these flying knees to the crotch surely assure that you wont be able to procreate again. So I suppose that solves the problem of being testicularly assaulted by any more children.

she doesnt want to have to share with a brother or sister I guess