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Juicy D. Links 05-31-2006 12:49 PM

Yo Whats a good Homopathethic remedy for stomach pains?
 
Anybody have suggestions?

wdsguy 05-31-2006 12:50 PM

eat KFC you will shit everything out.

shermo 05-31-2006 12:53 PM

Turmeric and Neem. I use both... Turmeric is also great for heartburn.

Juicy D. Links 05-31-2006 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy
eat KFC you will shit everything out.

:throwup :throwup :throwup

Phoenix 05-31-2006 12:56 PM

flat gingerale and apple juice

Babagirls 05-31-2006 12:57 PM

gingerale and dark toast (no butter). if all else fails, reach for hte pepto.

BoyAlley 05-31-2006 12:57 PM

Vodka.....

StuartD 05-31-2006 12:59 PM

homopathetic?

Juicy D. Links 05-31-2006 01:01 PM

:1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD
homopathetic?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


i just noticed the mispell

After Shock Media 05-31-2006 01:02 PM

Depends on what you mean by pain.

Acid stomach oddly enough can be fixed with a dose of vinegar or if you do not like vinegar a spoon of baking soda mixed into some water. Hint do not do both.

Upset stomach either ginger ale or if your like me just a self enduced vomit and you feel better.

and the list can go on, depending on symptoms.

Odie 05-31-2006 01:04 PM

nice mispell Juicy...

flat ginger ale and bitters works for stomach aches :)

DivaShane 05-31-2006 01:05 PM

The best remedy for all things stomach related is illegal. :(
I get stomach problems a lot and have been using marijuana to cure the problems. Works like a charm, but can get ya a few years in the big house...

CDSmith 05-31-2006 01:11 PM

You just need a good dump man. Try ex-lax.

Or shove a suppository up your poop chute,

and you'll be crapping your brains....uh, pains away in no time. :D

gdog 05-31-2006 01:12 PM

I big line of blow will you clear you out nicely, otherwise don't take meds on an empty stomach and you should be all good.

In the event the 2 suggestions above don't work, dry toast normally does the job with a flat coca cola with no bubbles.

G

MickeyG 05-31-2006 01:12 PM

fart, you probablly just have gas.

erehwon 05-31-2006 01:14 PM

Buy a case of ginger ale, don't put it in the fridge. :thumbsup

Juicy D. Links 05-31-2006 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Odie
nice mispell Juicy...

flat ginger ale and bitters works for stomach aches :)

ah bitters i remember that from mhy bartending days:upsidedow

NY_TIM 05-31-2006 01:43 PM

Find a pathethic homo and ask him

tony286 05-31-2006 01:45 PM

you have enough money to travel all the time GO SEE A DOCTOR!

L0rdJuni0r 05-31-2006 01:48 PM

stick your finger in your butt and whistle? :)

teksonline 05-31-2006 01:58 PM

not just any vinegar, apple cider vinegar...

High Plains Drifter 05-31-2006 02:08 PM

Medicinal marijuana works great for stomach nausea.

Matiz 05-31-2006 02:12 PM

tabasco works wonders

chase 05-31-2006 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NY_TIM
Find a pathethic homo and ask him

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Now that is some funny shit right there, lmfao!

Anything with ginger in it is good for nausea. Ginger candy, gingersnaps, ginger ale, etc.


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