Clemens Returns to Astros!
 

and he gets something like a million and a half a month....as per his contract.

Not bad for being able to throw a fucking ball.

thats not even that bad...

Don't get to excited, his agent has told espn that report is false as of right now

meaning:
a) his agent has been fired and doesn't know it or,
b) he's holding out for a higher offer, or
c) it's true and hes being an asshat because he didn't get to release the news first

All I can add is he better come out the gates like the Clemens of old. There's been so much hype surround him NOT playing, and when he's coming back. The Astros are going to have to improve for Clemens return to make a difference. I guess the hope is having Clemens back will be the shot in the arm Houston needs and a big confidence boost. Or at least ticket sales will increase.

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it's about time the media started pointing the same finger they do at Barry Bonds at Clemens - been juiced up for years - nobody mentions the pitchers when it comes to steroids though.

he'll be earning $100,000+ per day.. and he only plays once a week

lot of money...