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Malicious Biz 05-30-2006 12:34 AM

Decorating tips for my moms basement?
 
http://malicious.biz/share/basement.jpg

I need to turn my mom's basement into my pimpin' love nest/workspace/home

can anyone give me any decorating tips? maybe suggest some furniture or something that will bring this place to life?

poondaddy 05-30-2006 12:41 AM

You can turn that pole right there into a stripper pole for starters.

Malicious Biz 05-30-2006 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by poondaddy
You can turn that pole right there into a stripper pole for starters.

I can't afford the extra charge the hookers at the truckstop charge me for doing a little strip tease so that suggestion is out. :(

Webby 05-30-2006 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz
I need to turn my mom's basement into my pimpin' love nest/workspace/home

can anyone give me any decorating tips? maybe suggest some furniture or something that will bring this place to life?

Definately a pair of French provincial walnut pannetiere cupboards against the wall and perhaps a few English brass planters with lion head handles and definately a English Georgian yew wood oyster veneer four drawer chest.

That should be the start of bringing some culture into you pimpin' love nest :pimp

Bods4Mods 05-30-2006 01:02 AM

Ask Potter....I hear he has a wonderful eye :thumbsup :1orglaugh

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-30-2006 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Bods4Mods
Ask Potter....I hear he has a wonderful eye :thumbsup :1orglaugh

yup hes got the decor eye for the gay guy

Malicious Biz 05-30-2006 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bods4Mods
Ask Potter....I hear he has a wonderful eye :thumbsup :1orglaugh

You know.. you're right! I should've turned to potter for my interior decorating needs.

aico 05-30-2006 01:07 AM

Talk to SilentKnight, I am sure he can build you some stuff to liven the place up a bit.

edit: you live with your mom??? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Malicious Biz 05-30-2006 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Webby
Definately a pair of French provincial walnut pannetiere cupboards against the wall and perhaps a few English brass planters with lion head handles and definately a English Georgian yew wood oyster veneer four drawer chest.

That should be the start of bringing some culture into you pimpin' love nest :pimp

Can you buy that shit at home depot? it all sounds a little too fancy for home depot.

Webby 05-30-2006 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz
Can you buy that shit at home depot? it all sounds a little too fancy for home depot.

:1orglaugh

Well no... some call that fine art and antiques and not normally sold at Home Depot. A few of them existed before the US was ever heard of :thumbsup

Choppa 05-30-2006 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz
http://malicious.biz/share/basement.jpg

I need to turn my mom's basement into my pimpin' love nest/workspace/home

can anyone give me any decorating tips? maybe suggest some furniture or something that will bring this place to life?

Perhaps some people can photoshop things in there for you :thumbsup

MrKinkade 05-30-2006 01:27 AM

easy thing I see is turning that staircase into a spiral staircase
since you have a return drain and H/c faucets make that a bathroom
drywall off the ceilings and make the lightbulbs florecent or a nice lighting fixture
just my suggestions

after that what ever interior is up to you

Malicious Biz 05-30-2006 02:21 AM

anyone know where I can get some of that old school green shag carpetting? I think that shit would look pimp on the walls.

flashfire 05-30-2006 02:24 AM

try some carpet on the floor

madawgz 05-30-2006 02:24 AM

hmmmmmmmmm, signup to one of those tv programs, they will do it for free :)

Malicious Biz 05-30-2006 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by madawgz
hmmmmmmmmm, signup to one of those tv programs, they will do it for free :)

no can do. ty pennington has a restraining order against me
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ilu ty if ur reading this <3

L-Pink 05-30-2006 03:41 AM

You need to excavate a side entrance, or were you going to prance those fat hookers thru mom's living-room?

u-Bob 05-30-2006 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink
You need to excavate a side entrance, or were you going to prance those fat hookers thru mom's living-room?

good point.

DutchTeenCash 05-30-2006 03:58 AM

well it has plenty of room for a nice fussbal pinball or slot

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-30-2006 11:54 AM

i like the shag carpet idea

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gooddomains 05-30-2006 11:58 AM

schoolboy, move out of your moms place, this is really pathetic

giftedtwisted 05-30-2006 01:22 PM

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I'm no interior designer but you might try these helpful hints

Phoenix 05-30-2006 01:23 PM

just move out and get your place man ;)

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-30-2006 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by giftedtwisted
http://www.giftedtwisted.com/gaybasement.jpg

I'm no interior designer but you might try these helpful hints

thats a pimpin pad :thumbsup

pussyluver 05-30-2006 03:30 PM

Just get a futon and a desk and staple the ethernet from your router to the floor joists. Why fix it up? Planning on living with mom for a long while? set your sites on your own place :2 cents:

pussyluver 05-30-2006 03:31 PM

BTW the desk and futon should be bought used to add character and save funds to invest in moving forward.

See sig and start making some bling.

Malicious Biz 05-30-2006 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink
You need to excavate a side entrance, or were you going to prance those fat hookers thru mom's living-room?

yo moms works the night shift down at the plastics factory so night time is mali-time :pimp :pimp :pimp :pimp

NaughtyBelle 05-30-2006 03:48 PM

Get MTV to 'Pimp Your Pad'.....

BoyAlley 05-30-2006 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by gooddomains
schoolboy, move out of your moms place, this is really pathetic

OMG that's hot. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Malicious Biz 05-30-2006 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by giftedtwisted
http://www.giftedtwisted.com/gaybasement.jpg

I'm no interior designer but you might try these helpful hints

yo the disco ball and richard simmons poster outta get these truckstop hoes pussy wet. fat chicks love richard simmons. but couldn't you have atleast made a closet to hide my butthole fleshlight in? not that I have one or three I'm just saying.:thumbsup :thumbsup


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