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jimthefiend 05-29-2006 11:48 AM

Right now I am listening to:
 
Gwar, America Must Be Destroyed. Song: Crack in the Egg.




The egg was spawned in our mutation pit
In the bowels of your
Earth it was grown
Feeding on the blood of you loinspawn
And all the filthy load that was blown
Now the time is right for birth
And whatever it is shall stalk the Earth
What it looks like, I care not I just hope it kills a lot
Crack in the egg
Crack in the egg
The time is right
Crack in my pipe
Parasitical scum, you die so easily
But you always have sickened me
Your will enslaved, you grovel for more
Soon your bowels will litter the floor
Cannibalistic depravity
Bereft of all humanity
A fitting feast of abject insanity
A dark curtain before last calamity
There is but one way to give the egg life
Murder the innocent souls
Their fluids project as their nipples are flayed
Their skulls are fashioned into bowels
You masses of humans are gagging in glee
Now you gape but soon you'll be here with me
If you're really lucky
I'll vomit on thee
I'll shit in your stump and then bathe you in pee
Sunder your forms with my withering hacks
Mash up your face with my gauntleted smacks
Now bring me dead babies let their be no lack
I got a bunch of them here in my sack
I slaughtered your daughters,
I mangled your sons
If we kill enough of them the Gor-Gor will come
The end of your race,
we approach the hour Gor-Gor will get a blood-red baby shower
We bathe him in death to celebrate life I'll be the doctor and
Beef the midwife
But it takes so long, how can I cut slack
Shoot that fucker up with some crack Gor-Gor see him now inside the egg
Please come out, Gor-Gor of you I beg Will he be a happy child?
Maybe Most likely he'll be a crack-baby
We infected his being with evil drugs
So he would grow up and be a thug
Destroy the planet, the world he will mug
The human race will die and we will just shrug

RhiannonAPM 05-29-2006 11:49 AM

I listening to Fort Minor...Where'd you go? Very good song.

jimthefiend 05-29-2006 11:52 AM

Part two: Gor Gor.




Gor-Gor... Gor-Gor comes and sirens wail
Mournful drone of babbling fail
Thunderous gnashing firestorm
Flames illuminate his form Gor-Gor comes and you must die
Swats F-16s from the sky
Admit you crave the gift he brings you
Fall worship tyrant king, you Gor-Gor!
Sow pestilent hate It shall obliterate
The shadows of your long dead brothers
And all the mutilated others
Who died in waves, uniform
To appease your bloodied hulking form
Who broke through layers of moletn strata
To make the planet earth errata
Take the chuld in champing jaws
A pulping pile of frothing flaws
This horrid mass shall give us pause
At putrid rot fills gaping maws Gor-Gor!
Gor-Gor big!
Skulls are smashed and bones are bending
Joints are popping, our claws are rending
Groveling, sniveling, driveling horde
To worship scaly overlord
Apocalypse becomes creation Gor-Gor shall erase the nation
Before you jump into his gizzard
Fall and worship tyrant lizard Gor-Gor comes and you must die
He swats the stealth down from the sky
Admit you crave the gift he brings you
Fall and worship tyrant king you Gor-Gor!

jimthefiend 05-29-2006 12:08 PM

Gwar is like the Monty Python of metal you gnobs.

jimthefiend 05-29-2006 12:33 PM

Oh desert speak to my heart
Oh woman of the earth
Maker of children who weep for love
Maker of this birth
til your deepest secrets are known to me
I will not be moved
I will not be moved

Dont try to find the answer
When there aint no question here
Brother let your heart be wounded
And give no mercy to your fear

Adam and eve live down the street from me
Babylon is every town
Its as crazy as its ever been
Loves a stranger all around

In a moment we lost our minds here
And lay our spirit down
Today we lived a thousand years
All we have is now

Run to the water
And find me there
Burnt to the core but not broken
Well cut through the madness
Of these streets below the moon
These streets below the moon

And I will never leave you

til we can say,
This world was just a dream
We were sleepin now we are awake
til we can say

In a moment we lost our minds here
And dreamt the world was round
A million mile fall from grace
Thank God we missed the ground

Run to the water
And find me there
Burnt to the core but not broken
Well cut through the madness
Of these streets below the moon
With a nuclear fire of love in our hearts

Yeah, I can see it now lord
Out beyond all the breakin of waves
And the tribulation
Its a place and the home of ascended souls
Who swam out there in love!

Run to the water
And find me there
Burnt to the core but not broken
Well cut through the madness
Of these streets below the moon
With a nuclear fire of love in our hearts

Rest easy baby, rest easy
And recognize it all as light and rainbows
Smashed to smithereens and be happy
Run to the water (and find me there)
Run to the water

Ivana Fukalot 05-29-2006 12:37 PM

I am listening to my computer's breathing.

jimthefiend 05-29-2006 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ivana Fukalot
I am listening to my computer's breathing.




:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-29-2006 12:45 PM

the 6 fans around me trying to keep me cool

jimthefiend 05-29-2006 12:48 PM

It IS fucking hot today. Lame.

HouseHead 05-29-2006 12:48 PM

Deadliest Catch backround music :D

JD 05-29-2006 12:51 PM

i'm rocking out with my cock out to some fucking ACDC WOOOO YEAH!

Malicious Biz 05-29-2006 12:54 PM

I thought people stopped listening to gwar after 8th grade. I guess not.:upsidedow

nancycash 05-29-2006 12:55 PM

right now i'm listening...nothing. i'm going to sleep.

surfer on acid 05-29-2006 12:58 PM

Rise against- Blood Red, White, and Blue.

jimthefiend 05-29-2006 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malicious Biz
I thought people stopped listening to gwar after 8th grade. I guess not.:upsidedow







FUCK YOU. I've seen them live several times. I take that comment as a dire insult. :1orglaugh

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-29-2006 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR
i'm rocking out with my cock out to some fucking ACDC WOOOO YEAH!

fuck yeah!


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