Questions about the world answered for the next 40 mins ask away
 

:pimp :pimp :pimp ask your resident world information chief for the next 40 minutes

1. when will be world hunger solved?
2. when will i finally fuck a japanese girl?
3. will an asteroid hit eart this century?
4. who will first hit 100k posts - juicy, manowar or maddawgz?
5. what will the adult industry look like in 5 years?
6. who will win soccer world cup?
7. whats the best way to lose 20 lbs ?

is it true Australians get heaps of Pussy when they go to the USA ?

what is your bank account number social security number and mailing adress?

1. 2038
2. 2038
3.2038
4. Madawgz :1orglaugh
5.Saturated
6. Argentina
7.Amputation :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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Yes this is a true phenominum known as the "Stroke meee log" Syndrome
Symptoms of this syndrome result in wetness in an american girls peritoneal region, and insertion of strange things :thumbsup

When will the be world peace :1orglaugh

fuck yeah :thumbsup

Thanks Cheif Chopper :thumbsup

is there such a thing as a bermuda triangle

1. when will be world hunger solved?
2. when will i finally fuck a japanese girl?
3. will an asteroid hit eart this century?
4. who will first hit 100k posts - juicy, manowar or maddawgz?
5. what will the adult industry look like in 5 years?
6. who will win soccer world cup?
7. whats the best way to lose 20 lbs ?
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1.When will be will be!
2.Tuesday
3.I'd hit that Eart!
4.All the above
5.five years older
6.best %*#$ team will win -no doubt!
7.Eat every four hours a sensible mixture of protein, fat and carbs or cut off your %$#@ :)

ha ha just joking 2. May 31 2006 :thumbsup

http://chinadigitaltimes.net/e120713A.jpg

Well there is a phenomenom known as the Bermuda triangle...personally i just thing everybody is a shitty navigator in those areas :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

there will be world peace when www.battsworld.com goes live and everybody will rejoice :pimp :pimp

Whats this weeks Euro Millions numbers gonna be?

boo :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Choppa, this time not a medical question.
What should i do with my cat if he bites me in the morning, but thinks he is kising me. i do not want to frighten him, course i like him.

how many numbers do i have to pick ? and whats the number range

Hiya Cristie my scandinavian freind, if you want me to answer medical questions i can. Now in regaurds to your cat biting problem, i would suggest teaching him/her to treat his/her owner with the great resepct they need if not one of these may assist your problem

http://www.astrologycom.com/images/grandpa/bat.jpg

Watch out Xbiz for you :pimp

You have to pick 5 numbers between 1 and 50 then pick two lucky stars between 1 and 9.

If it wins I'll split the winnings with you.

02, 12, 21, 41, 49, - Lucky Stars 03, 07,

i think those numbers were last weekends ha ha

5, 17, 23, 37, 39

Stars 3, 7

if it wins fly me over to have a beer with you :thumbsup

When will Choppa finally have enough free t-shirts to announce he's got a new obsession?

Yes, i knew you can help me!
i' better take a file anf take his teeth away!

Dear Pammie if you can remember what an Assymptote is from mathematics this assymptote is choppas tshirt addiction, a line may approach this asymptote but will never cross and therefore choppa loves free tshirts and accepts them from anyone

That won't be a problem since the jackpot is almost $20 million :)

Ok book me a seat now, Brittish Airways BA 17,18 out of melbourne :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Nah no need to file his teeth, if you want to get back at him in a nice way grab some sticky tape and scrunch it up and put it on all the pads of his feet
:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

choppa will treat this as a world issue and say that in Australia we do not have Social Security numbers per se. In australia we are ear tagged like sheep and a transmitter device put into us so our whereabouts are always known :thumbsup

Painfully familiar.....I guess the better question would be...when will Buffy throw you out for this obsession?
http://www.mathnstuff.com/math/spoke...s/a/a28ex1.gif

we can discuss this matter next tuesday in LA :winkwink:

its not an obsession but a primordial way of life for me, and every sponsor in San Diego will find out....if you have free tshirts to give away...you better save me one or i will put a fatwah on you :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Soon if he gets too many more!!! :Oh crap

This really sucked man, please apologize and go to bed now.

Keep that chin up!!!

I agree too as it was a thread jack ha ha

Japaense Tail is only around the corner Polish :thumbsup

Liar...you love me darling :winkwink:

Oops...sorry 'bout that :)
 

Hey I thought it was brilliant (at the time) but then again, it was after an all-nighter at the computer, just before bed etc. etc.... oh well. Ever have that feeling when you tell a joke to a bunch of people and the room stops, dead silence with everyone lookin' at you like your nuts? I haven't ... (until now that is ;-)

Cheer all!