How much does a good roasting emu cost?
 

We go to my grandparents' house every year for Christmas and there's never enough stuffing. We threatened to bring an emu this year. Does anyone know where I can get one and how much it would cost?

Thanks! An ostrich should work just as well. Of course if we buy a chick it won't be ready by Christmas~~ Maybe we should just get two turkeys.
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