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pr0 05-28-2006 12:00 AM

Ok,...so i banged 2 drunk chicks tonight...
 
They wouldn't get in on the girl-girl-guy action...so i had to go one @ a time. The 2nd one watched while i plowed girl #1, which was hot....i came after about 13 mins.

Then we smoked a blunt...& i plowed her friend for 30-40 mins...

Find out their both 19 & goto vcu...got their #'s....so when i get back from ft lauderdale in a couple weeks, i'll call them up & try to get a girl-on-girl action goin on.

My pimp hand was weak tonight...these girls were 6's at best, out of 10.

Guess i need to lose a couple pounds asap. I can't get bangin 6's & call myself a digital pimp.

Oh well, hope you guys had a good night...anyone lay some pipe into a stranger?

GatorB 05-28-2006 12:02 AM

two 6's= a 12.

pr0 05-28-2006 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L.C.
:mad: at least you didn't get fucked up your ass with a strapon dildo :helpme

dude im gonna take about 2 more posts & friend requests from you....before i snap

and being an hour from me....you don't need the extra hassle

Fizzgig 05-28-2006 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L.C.
:mad: at least you didn't get fucked up your ass with a strapon dildo :helpme

That doesn't sound so bad to me!

2HousePlague 05-28-2006 12:08 AM

Pimp!




2hp

pr0 05-28-2006 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fizzgig
That doesn't sound so bad to me!

don't encourage the fucking reject

WiredGuy 05-28-2006 12:09 AM

Great for you bro, banging two chicks in a night ain't a bad evening at all :)
WG

pr0 05-28-2006 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
Pimp!




2hp

naa dude...6's aint pimpin

6's are like....1am, i can't find any decent looking ho's

girl #1 had a great body, butter face

girl #2, cute face....flat tits

so fucking 6's

Nookster 05-28-2006 12:10 AM

I layed some pipe into my girlfriend...does that count? :winkwink:

BoyAlley 05-28-2006 12:10 AM

I think what he's trying to say is he jacked off with his left hand the first time, then his right hand the 2nd time.

Ecchi22 05-28-2006 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
I think what he's trying to say is he jacked off with his left hand the first time, then his right hand the 2nd time.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

2HousePlague 05-28-2006 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0
naa dude...6's aint pimpin

6's are like....1am, i can't find any decent looking ho's

girl #1 had a great body, butter face

girl #2, cute face....flat tits

so fucking 6's

I feel ya.




2hp

pr0 05-28-2006 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
I think what he's trying to say is he jacked off with his left hand the first time, then his right hand the 2nd time.


I call your bluff, fly out & i'll show you how its done.

If i crash & burn....you can tell everyone on gfy about it.

Consider yourself invited.....

NTSS 05-28-2006 12:16 AM

6 + 6 still = P.I.M.P....they might be willing to to take pics or camcorder....you better document it bro...might not come around again

pr0 05-28-2006 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTSS
6 + 6 still = P.I.M.P....they might be willing to to take pics or camcorder....you better document it bro...might not come around again

I'll document it after i get back from florida...in their dorm room.

Inflatable goats in the background so you know their authentic : )

GatorB 05-28-2006 12:18 AM

To quote George Carlin "I've never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's. And I think that should count for something."

BusterBunny 05-28-2006 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L.C.
:mad: at least you didn't get fucked up your ass with a strapon dildo :helpme

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

pr0 05-28-2006 12:43 AM

bahahaha

everyone laugh at LC the fucking clownshoes bitchass

Doctor Dre 05-28-2006 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
I think what he's trying to say is he jacked off with his left hand the first time, then his right hand the 2nd time.

Sounds like it.

Tonite i wnet out with NoWhErE and his GF (wich I knew b4 they met). The dude is pimpin ;)

smart girls are rare nowdays ! lol

redHOTrage 05-28-2006 12:47 AM

Big dick?

2HousePlague 05-28-2006 01:54 AM

http://pornacre.com/images/images/492.jpg

2hp

L-Pink 05-28-2006 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Paul Markham 05-28-2006 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
I think what he's trying to say is he jacked off with his left hand the first time, then his right hand the 2nd time.

And both hands needed a drink first. :1orglaugh

marketsmart 05-28-2006 02:00 AM

i am in ft laud for 2 more weeks... hook a brotha up....

soulboy 05-28-2006 02:02 AM

How much did you have to pay for the pair of 6s

RayBonga 05-28-2006 02:02 AM

Next time make sure you tape it.

hova 05-28-2006 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L.C.
:mad: at least you didn't get fucked up your ass with a strapon dildo :helpme

:helpme :helpme

The Ghost 05-28-2006 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB
two 6's= a 12.

:thumbsup

natas 05-28-2006 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
I think what he's trying to say is he jacked off with his left hand the first time, then his right hand the 2nd time.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

tunafox 05-28-2006 02:42 AM

So where are the pics?

en21 05-28-2006 02:54 AM

show us the proof


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