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MSV 05-27-2006 05:18 PM

ePassporte sucks - their backend is built by idiots, and maintened by shitstains
 
I have over $5000 in my account, so they ask me to verify the account etc, submit license and credit card scan/fax.

So i fax the info over to them - get no reply for ~2 days, so then I email [email protected] (where i was supposed to send a scanned copy of the info, should i have chosen to scan instead of fax), and I tell them that I sent the fax over and asking if they could confirm whether they received it or not.

No reply... 3 days later, they suspend my account for non-verification.


Bunch of fucking idiots.

GatorB 05-27-2006 05:20 PM

Quit beating around the bush and tells how you really feel.

u-Bob 05-27-2006 05:21 PM

Here we go again...

contact Keyser.

Doctor Dre 05-27-2006 05:22 PM

hahahahahahah
I'm sure the support team is outsourced in india or something. So many blatant mistakes.

SmokeyTheBear 05-27-2006 05:23 PM

join the club , just be lucky you dont have expiring domains set to rebill on your account. They did eventually re-instate my account after several faxes of details.. same usual story as i have heard from others.. they say fax the info , then when you call "account verification" is always gone or busy or cant be reached etc etc "call back" they never respond , you call again , they ask for fax again , they dont respond , after a week or 2 and several faxes your account will be back up , and as long as any domains didnt expire or hosting rebills get turned off then your ok , if not it can ruin your business overnight.

dissipate 05-27-2006 05:23 PM

But they have a hot pink haired marketing and sales rep so it makes everything kosher - right?


Dear Lord, EPass sucks.

SmokeyTheBear 05-27-2006 05:24 PM

things are slowly getting better though.. hiring keyzer was a stroke of genius because without him i think gfy would have already sunk epassporte with the feedback here

DEA - banned for life 05-27-2006 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MSV
I have over $5000 in my account, so they ask me to verify the account etc, submit license and credit card scan/fax.

So i fax the info over to them - get no reply for ~2 days, so then I email [email protected] (where i was supposed to send a scanned copy of the info, should i have chosen to scan instead of fax), and I tell them that I sent the fax over and asking if they could confirm whether they received it or not.

No reply... 3 days later, they suspend my account for non-verification.


Bunch of fucking idiots.

Tell somone who gives a shit:1orglaugh

DamageX 05-27-2006 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEA
Tell somone who gives a shit:1orglaugh

You will, you dumb fuck, when the same thing happens to you.

DEA - banned for life 05-27-2006 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX
You will, you dumb fuck, when the same thing happens to you.

aww did somebodys feewwwins gewt heeywt?:1orglaugh :1orglaugh lighten up cornelius:winkwink:

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-27-2006 05:56 PM

Jury is still out regarding Epassport.

Future is unclear.

QuaWee 05-27-2006 06:17 PM

I have emailed Epass 3 times this week to verify my account and I still haven't recieved a response

Kre8t0r 05-27-2006 06:22 PM

Careful folks... A PINK ass whoopin may be coming soon. :)

DEA - banned for life 05-27-2006 06:24 PM

Call me stupid but who keeps 5k in there epass account anyway?

Michael O 05-27-2006 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MSV
I have over $5000 in my account, so they ask me to verify the account etc, submit license and credit card scan/fax.

So i fax the info over to them - get no reply for ~2 days, so then I email [email protected] (where i was supposed to send a scanned copy of the info, should i have chosen to scan instead of fax), and I tell them that I sent the fax over and asking if they could confirm whether they received it or not.

No reply... 3 days later, they suspend my account for non-verification.


Bunch of fucking idiots.

MSV
Can you please contact me or leave some contact information here then we will get this solved asap.

Michael O 05-27-2006 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaWee
I have emailed Epass 3 times this week to verify my account and I still haven't recieved a response

Can you please contact me then we will get it done.

tenderobject 05-27-2006 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate
But they have a hot pink haired marketing and sales rep so it makes everything kosher - right?


Dear Lord, EPass sucks.


whos that rep? i think epass is run by 3 people. :1orglaugh

Dirty Dane 05-27-2006 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEA
Call me stupid but who keeps 5k in there epass account anyway?

who wants to pay 5 % for a transfer anyway?

AmateurFlix 05-27-2006 07:01 PM

it'd be nice oif they had a better transaction history... including receipts for the 5% fees they take out of the transfers

QuaWee 05-27-2006 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze
Can you please contact me then we will get it done.

I just emailed you, thanks

Michael O 05-27-2006 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaWee
I just emailed you, thanks

If you haven't received a reply to your email I didn't receive it.
its michael.olsen at........

Just want to make sure I answered you.

QuaWee 05-27-2006 07:30 PM

I recieved your email. Thanks for your time

studiocritic 05-27-2006 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze
If you haven't received a reply to your email I didn't receive it.
its michael.olsen at........

Just want to make sure I answered you.

why should people have to rely on GFY as a support mechanism?

for fuck sakes, get the shit straightened out over there.

just curious, what's epass going to do when someone gets a stick up their ass and sues them (in the US) for conversion?

studiocritic 05-27-2006 08:00 PM

(crickets)

is that epass' official response?

MSV 05-28-2006 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEA
Call me stupid but who keeps 5k in there epass account anyway?


Good thing they make it so easy to withdraw that money in a timely process...

Hentaikid 05-28-2006 07:42 AM

studiocritic, keiser is epass's rep and he's already posted in this thread.

I wouldn't keep more than a few hundred on an online payment system like this or paypal in any case. 1000$ would be absolute tops...

nancycash 05-28-2006 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hentaikid
I wouldn't keep more than a few hundred on an online payment system like this or paypal in any case. 1000$ would be absolute tops...

agree with you.

MaddCaz 05-28-2006 08:02 AM

im scared of epassporte now...

Lance69 05-28-2006 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob
Here we go again...

contact Keyser.

Forgive me for being a noob, but why should we always have to rely on Keyser? It's great that he is very reliable, but shouldn't we be able to say the same about the rest of the company? Especially the customer support?

AmateurFlix 05-28-2006 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lance69
Forgive me for being a noob, but why should we always have to rely on Keyser? It's great that he is very reliable, but shouldn't we be able to say the same about the rest of the company? Especially the customer support?

I've never had a problem with getting telephone support from them.

tASSy 05-28-2006 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate
But they have a hot pink haired marketing and sales rep so it makes everything kosher - right?


Dear Lord, EPass sucks.

marketing and branding doesn't have much to do with verifying account limits, but i am here for support, so if there's anything i can do to help i'll be sure to try! let me get into my epassporte training before you start blaming it all on pink!

ChargebackJoe 05-28-2006 11:26 AM

Dude nobody is forcing you to use epassporte. If you dont like it go somewhere else like funds2go.com

dissipate 05-28-2006 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tASSy


marketing and branding doesn't have much to do with verifying account limits, but i am here for support, so if there's anything i can do to help i'll be sure to try! let me get into my epassporte training before you start blaming it all on pink!


I'm not blaming anything on the pink, I'm just commenting on thier level of service as it exists today.

just a punk 05-28-2006 04:49 PM

My wife is trying to reset her epass password during 3 days. For some reason her password is being changed (but NEVER sent back to her email) by the epass system every week. So she got into the habit to email em' once per 7 days and ask to send her the new password. I wonder how much patient she can be...

P.S. Is there aanybody who has a similar problem?


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