I Was Attacked By A Blue Shark!
 

When the attack occurred, I dropped my bathing suit and my tiny "man meat" scared the shit out of the shark. It took off not knowing what o make of my mini pee pee and non existent nut sack. I am happy to have male organs the size of a woman! You can't touch this!

Good for you.
Maybe that is why jim is know as "rice dick" on GFY? I thought so.

Wtf!!!!!

just one word, omg

That is three words.

One word = rice dick jim!

He is floppy as well as tiny. I think he might like men.

I can confirm that jimthefiend tried his best to lick my cock. He is a fag. Phasers on "kill"!!!!!!!!!

go take care of the kids :321GFY

"...The diet of the blue shark includes many types of fish and squid, and may sometimes eat seals. Although flatfishes make up part of the diet, blue sharks predominantly eat pelagic fishes such as herring, silver hake, white hake, red hake, cod, small penises, haddock, pollock, mackerel, butterfish , sea raven, tuna and swordfish..."

I doubt it!
SHARKS DON'T EAT SHIT

hey trailer trash, i don't have kids and I've never been married. Unlike your wreck of a life, mine is GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm young, hot and sigle you loser. Go suck your boyfriend off you dirty trailer ho.

really? oh, my God :)

Oh my God!

Jim is a well known "man" meat eater. He eats man meat when nobody is looking. Just look at the cum stains all over most of his clothes. Oh, that dude sucks like a hoover!

Fake nick....

I have a feeling several of the fake nicks in this thread are about to get hammered.