I Was Attacked By A Blue Shark!

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  • jimthefeind
    Registered User
    • May 2006
    • 27

    #1

    I Was Attacked By A Blue Shark!

    When the attack occurred, I dropped my bathing suit and my tiny "man meat" scared the shit out of the shark. It took off not knowing what o make of my mini pee pee and non existent nut sack. I am happy to have male organs the size of a woman! You can't touch this!
  • Shelly L
    I have traffic for sale!
    • Nov 2005
    • 160

    #2
    Good for you.
    Maybe that is why jim is know as "rice dick" on GFY? I thought so.

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    • tgpmakers
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2004
      • 575

      #3
      Wtf!!!!!
      http://www.tgpmakers.com/

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      • soulboy
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2004
        • 663

        #4
        just one word, omg
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        • Shelly L
          I have traffic for sale!
          • Nov 2005
          • 160

          #5
          Originally posted by soulboy
          just one word, omg
          That is three words.

          One word = rice dick jim!

          He is floppy as well as tiny. I think he might like men.

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          • James T. Kirk
            I do not recommend anything in my signature.
            • May 2006
            • 21

            #6
            I can confirm that jimthefiend tried his best to lick my cock. He is a fag. Phasers on "kill"!!!!!!!!!

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            • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
              MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
              • Jan 2004
              • 16502

              #7
              Originally posted by Shelly L
              That is three words.

              One word = rice dick jim!

              He is floppy as well as tiny. I think he might like men.
              go take care of the kids

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              • aico
                Moo Moo Cow
                • Mar 2004
                • 14748

                #8
                "...The diet of the blue shark includes many types of fish and squid, and may sometimes eat seals. Although flatfishes make up part of the diet, blue sharks predominantly eat pelagic fishes such as herring, silver hake, white hake, red hake, cod, small penises, haddock, pollock, mackerel, butterfish , sea raven, tuna and swordfish..."

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                • czarina
                  Webmaster Extraordinaire
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 10751

                  #9
                  I doubt it!
                  SHARKS DON'T EAT SHIT

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                  • Shelly L
                    I have traffic for sale!
                    • Nov 2005
                    • 160

                    #10
                    Originally posted by LOL :D
                    go take care of the kids
                    hey trailer trash, i don't have kids and I've never been married. Unlike your wreck of a life, mine is GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm young, hot and sigle you loser. Go suck your boyfriend off you dirty trailer ho.

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                    • nancycash
                      My Sig was too Big! :(
                      • May 2006
                      • 222

                      #11
                      really? oh, my God
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                      • MsWild
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2006
                        • 2803

                        #12
                        Oh my God!
                        Always the biggest checks:

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                        • Neo_Maven
                          New owner of GFY
                          • May 2006
                          • 42

                          #13
                          Jim is a well known "man" meat eater. He eats man meat when nobody is looking. Just look at the cum stains all over most of his clothes. Oh, that dude sucks like a hoover!

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                          • tranza
                            ICQ: 197-556-237
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 57559

                            #14
                            Fake nick....
                            I'm just a newbie.

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                            • jimthefiend
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 18889

                              #15
                              I have a feeling several of the fake nicks in this thread are about to get hammered.

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