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babsy 05-27-2006 07:53 AM

It is official. I have found the saddest human being on the planet.
 
http://www.furryneko.com/

We've all seen and laughed at furries, right? Well, this guy takes the cake. He believes he's happily married and living with his wife, Kara, and she's, well, some sort of fox thing. He even bought a wedding ring that he wears, with her name engraved on the inside.

It's so goddamn delusional that I'm not sure whether to try and choke back these tears of laughter and feel sorry for him, or just spam his email box.

babsy 05-27-2006 07:57 AM

Oh sorry, it's a tiger-human. My bad. Looked like a fox to me. What would I know though?

Altwebdesign 05-27-2006 08:03 AM

what the hell is it all about?!
cartoons?!
i dont get it

babsy 05-27-2006 08:05 AM

You haven't seen furries before? They're fucked in the head, they're nature gone horribly wrong. They are turned on by anthromorphs, animals crossed with humans. As if that's not fucked up enough, this guy has an entire masturbatory fantasy that he lives, 24/7, with an imaginary wife.

He even wears a ring.

Yeah. It's that fucked up.

Linguist 05-27-2006 08:06 AM

http://www.furryneko.com/images/kara...ra-06-Full.jpg

I'd hit it

Altwebdesign 05-27-2006 08:06 AM

never heard of them!
so hes created a cartoon of a woman/tiger and thinks hes married to it?

babsy 05-27-2006 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Altwebdesign
never heard of them!
so hes created a cartoon of a woman/tiger and thinks hes married to it?

Well, "she" exists first, then he's drawn her, but yeah, that's basically it. What baffles me is what the conversations must be like when he's sitting around the house cuddling her and watching tv. Does he actually vocalize to her? I mean, wow, this is some truly fucked up shit.

Altwebdesign 05-27-2006 08:13 AM

damn thats fucked up
holding a photo
Dya think shes met his parents yet?

minusonebit 05-27-2006 08:19 AM

George Bush is still far more pathetic.

I LOVE Little Brown Asses 05-27-2006 08:25 AM

It's okay to love animation, but not LOVE animation.

Had to be said. :thumbsup

babsy 05-27-2006 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Altwebdesign
damn thats fucked up
holding a photo
Dya think shes met his parents yet?

Some people from a forum i post on were flooding the shit out of his board before he shut it down, and his sister and mother both hopped on to defend him, so yeah, they know, and apparently approve of this unhealthy delusion.

I wonder if he sets a place for her at the dinner table? Puts food on the plate? When it doesn't get eaten, does he go "awww, not hungry tonight dear? never mind!".

Ugh. I'm getting all creeped out thinking about it. Whois his domain if you want, his details are in there. You can go egg his house or something.

polish_aristocrat 05-27-2006 08:27 AM

thats a joke right?

i mean no normal 22 year old dude will make such website about himself

hm im lost, but i dont really care

thats some useless shit to me :)

u-Bob 05-27-2006 08:28 AM

sad, but kinda funny :)

u-Bob 05-27-2006 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
thats a joke right?

i mean no normal 22 year old dude will make such website about himself

you just answered your own question.

babsy 05-27-2006 08:32 AM

It's not a joke yo, he actually has an imaginary tiger-human wife. Just think about that for a second.

HpicAnn 05-27-2006 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
thats a joke right?

i mean no normal 22 year old dude will make such website about himself

hm im lost, but i dont really care

thats some useless shit to me :)


Maybe he is homosexual, but nobody knows!
:1orglaugh

sweethotkayla 05-27-2006 08:43 AM

Very Odd:S

Juggernaut 05-27-2006 08:58 AM

All of this could have been avoided with good parenting.

Altwebdesign 05-27-2006 08:59 AM

thats incredibly weird
not only is it an animal its a cartoon animal god damn

Screaming 05-27-2006 09:06 AM

so i guess they do it kitty style?

gandalfuy 05-27-2006 09:14 AM

i have heard worst things :P
still fucked up...

luv$ 05-27-2006 09:18 AM

To each his own man, if it makes him happy whatever. Not like he's hurting anyone.

Is it strange? Yeah, but I almost envy the amount of money he saves having an illustrated girlfriend. :1orglaugh

babsy 05-27-2006 09:34 AM

He's hurting himself. It's not healthy. He'll become ever increasingly regressed from humans, society, and normal personal interaction. Eventually, he will move to Germany and find someone on the internet willing to let him cook and eat them.

Wiggles 05-27-2006 09:51 AM

wow that is really creepy.

CaptainWolfy 05-27-2006 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I LOVE Little Brown Asses
It's okay to love animation, but not LOVE animation

i agree with you

Libertine 05-27-2006 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babsy
Some people from a forum i post on were flooding the shit out of his board before he shut it down, and his sister and mother both hopped on to defend him, so yeah, they know, and apparently approve of this unhealthy delusion.

I wonder if he sets a place for her at the dinner table? Puts food on the plate? When it doesn't get eaten, does he go "awww, not hungry tonight dear? never mind!".

Ugh. I'm getting all creeped out thinking about it. Whois his domain if you want, his details are in there. You can go egg his house or something.

babsy, you're a pathetic loser. So the guy is freaky. So fucking what? Nobody is forcing you to visit his website, and the guy is minding his own business. Why the hell do you care that someone is different?

Sure, it's worth a laugh, but after that just move the fuck on.

pr0 05-27-2006 11:26 AM

" I had been surfing the internet and had stumbled on a website showing adult art of well known cartoon characters. I found pictures of Lola Bunny, naked and in different sexually suggestive positions. I remember thinking that something about those pictures felt so right, that I was feeling the sensations others felt while looking at naked women, at pornography, but I couldn't understand why."


wow....

Doctor Dre 05-27-2006 11:46 AM

I don't beleive a word of this shit... but that's definitly weird.

Trixxxia 05-27-2006 11:46 AM

Well - live and let live. If he isn't raping women, sexually abusing children, let him be.

Saw an episode about the topic on CSI - difference was that the people actually 'dressed' the part. They were in 'furry' costumes.

2HousePlague 05-27-2006 11:48 AM

HAWT.

http://www.furryneko.com/images/kara...a-03-Thumb.jpg


2hp

Farang 05-27-2006 12:08 PM

he has that zoo fetish right?

Burridge 05-27-2006 12:22 PM

who cares?


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