cats have tight asses
 

ok so my friend just messaged me on icq & tells me that & signs offline... "cats have tight asses" ... i dunno wtf to think now.

I would be thinkin', "This dude has some major fucking issues!" and keep your household pets far far away when he visits.

poor kitty

:eek7

you friend is hetero :winkwink:

I would think that your friend has a very very little dick if it will fit in a cat:1orglaugh

I'd be thinking, "I agree."

yes... why yes they do....

wait... i mean, i *think* they do!

my cat used to have a tight ass :1orglaugh

lol kman

yea right:1orglaugh

Cats taste like chicken

so like, you lick the cat before fucking it - does this make the cat feel better