Epassporte - what a complete joke!

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  • cafeaulait
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2002
    • 587

    #1

    Epassporte - what a complete joke!

    Why didn't listen? I've seen posts on here before about account problems and others warning that you shouldn't leave any balance on your epassporte at all. But did I listen? Nah, of course not and now I'm getting royally stuffed too.

    I jumped through all there ID verification hoops as the balance went through $5k, and then a week later I jumped through the same hoops again without protest as I requested an ATM withdrawl increase.

    After the balance hit $10k I tried to start taking money out via the ATMs and it worked a few times over a couple of days but soon got the 'not authorised by issuing bank message'

    Not worrying about it too much I phoned their support to be told there was a techincal issue and that she would have to raise a ticket with the techincal dept. to get it fixed. (ticket 57611 if anyone is watching)

    8 days later the card is still not working and I still can't get at MY money, I phoned support again to check on progress, but get some scripted bollocks about it being looked into and they expect a fix by the middle of next week, that'll be almost 2 weeks without access to MY money, assuming its even fixed then.

    For christs sake, 10 days for a technical fault WTF?!? Its an ATM card not a fucking linux box!

    Anyway, if you've got cash in your epassporte account don't do what I did and leave it in there, don't just assume that ticking all their security boxes will ensure all your account runs smoothly. Problems occur wth all cards and with every bank, the difference being that all the others are setup to deal with those problems in a timely fashion, Epassporte is clearly not.

    Shit happens, and normally when you need it least
  • madawgz
    8.8.8.8
    • Mar 2006
    • 30509

    #2
    hahahaha classic line , "Its an ATM card not a fucking linux box!"

    i know what your going through

    apparently they take all the money they have a throw it into overnight stocks or someshit, maybe something went wrong lol
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    • mOrrI
      It's over there...
      • Nov 2004
      • 4208

      #3
      :S this is not funny...

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      • CaptainWolfy
        Playa
        • Dec 2005
        • 8439

        #4
        what to say you chose to use epassporte!

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        • marketsmart
          HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
          • Dec 2004
          • 20419

          #5
          that sucks... i think the pirate is going to have a solution soon....

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          • The Ghost
            IslandDollars.com
            • Oct 2004
            • 12188

            #6
            Originally posted by madawgz
            apparently they take all the money they have a throw it into overnight stocks or someshit, maybe something went wrong lol
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            • cafeaulait
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2002
              • 587

              #7
              Originally posted by madawgz
              apparently they take all the money they have a throw it into overnight stocks or someshit, maybe something went wrong lol
              I'm fine with that, that's what all finance companies do with our money, they leverage it, I would expect nothing less, its business after all, just give me it back when I need it.

              Or better still put some procedures in place that allow you to deal with the inevitable problems properly. Do they even now what escalation means? I'm not expecting perfection just a reasonable fix when it breaks. Stealing my money for 10 days is not reasonable imho.

              Anyway if that's their business model they're fucked, becuase over time everyone will stop leaving any balance on the cards (assuming I ever get my hands on my money its out of there!). People will just start using them for transactional purposes only and I imagine that's where their margins are the smallest after Visa fees et al.

              Oh and when the outsourcing contract runs out on the current call centre I'd think about shopping around for another.

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              • MoreMagic
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2006
                • 2851

                #8
                Oh so true, any other company with same client support would hit bankruptcy within its first year. Time for a competitor that whip there ass

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                • Phoenix
                  BACON BACON BACON
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 35475

                  #9
                  they seem to be able to get stuff done if you work with them on it
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                  • Slap Dot
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 3168

                    #10
                    Epassporte is not a bank. It's your fault.

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                    • MoreMagic
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2006
                      • 2851

                      #11
                      You dont get anything done, if they not even take the time to answer there mails.

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                      • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
                        MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 16502

                        #12
                        i knew i didn't signup for them for a reason

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                        • shima
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2003
                          • 1753

                          #13
                          oh common, at least they are the only ones out there that do business with adult..

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                          • Michael O
                            More Cowbell
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 10607

                            #14
                            Originally posted by cafeaulait
                            Why didn't listen? I've seen posts on here before about account problems and others warning that you shouldn't leave any balance on your epassporte at all. But did I listen? Nah, of course not and now I'm getting royally stuffed too.

                            I jumped through all there ID verification hoops as the balance went through $5k, and then a week later I jumped through the same hoops again without protest as I requested an ATM withdrawl increase.

                            After the balance hit $10k I tried to start taking money out via the ATMs and it worked a few times over a couple of days but soon got the 'not authorised by issuing bank message'

                            Not worrying about it too much I phoned their support to be told there was a techincal issue and that she would have to raise a ticket with the techincal dept. to get it fixed. (ticket 57611 if anyone is watching)

                            8 days later the card is still not working and I still can't get at MY money, I phoned support again to check on progress, but get some scripted bollocks about it being looked into and they expect a fix by the middle of next week, that'll be almost 2 weeks without access to MY money, assuming its even fixed then.

                            For christs sake, 10 days for a technical fault WTF?!? Its an ATM card not a fucking linux box!

                            Anyway, if you've got cash in your epassporte account don't do what I did and leave it in there, don't just assume that ticking all their security boxes will ensure all your account runs smoothly. Problems occur wth all cards and with every bank, the difference being that all the others are setup to deal with those problems in a timely fashion, Epassporte is clearly not.

                            Shit happens, and normally when you need it least
                            cafeaulait
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                            • cafeaulait
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 587

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Slap Dot
                              Epassporte is not a bank. It's your fault.
                              I thought I'd made both those points abudantly clear in my initial post, but thanks again.

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                              • ajrocks
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2004
                                • 4526

                                #16
                                Change your pin number in your account then try again. I had that issue last week. They got it fixed though, after a couple of days.
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