Thought for the week
 

"Good looks catch the eye but a GOOD personality catches the heart. You're blessed with both!"














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confucius says: Baseball all wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk.

After eating an entire bull,
a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.
He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral:
When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

Nice.



Confucius also say:
female pilot who fly upside down
always have crackup

Was it from p1mpdogg???

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confucius say: Naked man fears no pick pocket.

Confucius say, man who have hole in pants pocket feel cocky all day

Some good ones... :1orglaugh

Always drink upstream from the herd.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

Mental note has been taken in.

"Never miss a good chance to shut up."

~ Will Rogers.

"He who smells bad . . . . . stinks."

charles filbert

There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...

neither works.

~ Will Rogers.

lol, will rogers is the man...

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

hehe.. nice quote for the day dude.. I certainly agree with that ..

There are three kinds of men:
The ones that learn by reading.
The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to piss on the electric fence and find out for themselves.

hmmm all good thoughts here...I have none of my own...

Exercise early in the morning,
before your brain figures out what you're doing.


~ Unknown.

I hated going to weddings.
All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next".
They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

That's a good quote. Looks fade, but a good personal core lasts a lifetime.

Logic is an organized way of doing things wrong with confidence.