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Concerned Mom 05-25-2006 04:20 PM

Mom need advice. Parents in here>>>>>>>
 
hi i found this forum on my sons computer - i need some advice so maybe you can help me out - i don't know what to do.

my son is 18 years old - even though he graduated from high school he still lives at home - in the basement, in fact.

him living at home really isn't the problem - we get along - but i'm concerned about his internet usage - he is on his computer every waking hour - and sometimes i don't know if he even sleeps.

he doesn't work but says he makes money by posting on forums such as this one - i don't know if he's telling the truth - can that be done? making money posting?

anyway - i don't think it's healthy for him to be sitting in the dark all the time in the prime of his life. i hear him talk to girls on the phone but they never come by so i don't know ...

i tried to talk to him about it but he smelt like he had been drinking and started hyper-ventilating.

what should i do? i love him and don't want him to waste his life in the basement? please help.

"concerned mom"

:( :( :( :( :( :(

Spunky 05-25-2006 04:21 PM

Show us your tits

After Shock Media 05-25-2006 04:21 PM

Tell maddawgz to ease up and get some medical help.

p.s. he is looking for drugs and you may want to check his phone records.

Concerned Mom 05-25-2006 04:22 PM

who is this "maddawgz"?

gimo33 05-25-2006 04:23 PM

what's your son's nick? is it madawgs? :upsidedow

maybe you can talk to him, a nice chat might help him. :)

machinegunkelly 05-25-2006 04:23 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sorry , Once they've found GFY there is no saving them.

gimo33 05-25-2006 04:24 PM

maddawggzzzzz!! your mom's looking for you!....

Spunky 05-25-2006 04:25 PM

Throw him out in the street..damn hooligan

ContentSHOOTER 05-25-2006 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
Show us your tits

That was inevitable:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

tranza 05-25-2006 04:25 PM

Yeah, showing us your tits would help.

Concerned Mom 05-25-2006 04:26 PM

do you think he could be involved with drugs? crystal methamphetamine?

sonofsam 05-25-2006 04:26 PM

if you were a real mom, you wouldn't have used the sad smiley 8 times

troll alert!

StuartD 05-25-2006 04:26 PM

They put basements in trailer homes now?

L-Pink 05-25-2006 04:26 PM

Has he started carrying his own flashlight in case of a power outage?

Concerned Mom 05-25-2006 04:27 PM

what do my "tits" have to do with my son's problems?

Concerned Mom 05-25-2006 04:28 PM

that's strange you said that. he did order a flashlight through the mail a month ago.

Jason 05-25-2006 04:31 PM

.... never mind

gimo33 05-25-2006 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Concerned Mom
that's strange you said that. he did order a flashlight through the mail a month ago.

are you its a flashlight and not a "fleshlight"? :1orglaugh

gimo33 05-25-2006 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
if you were a real mom, you wouldn't have used the sad smiley 8 times

troll alert!

i counted only 6 :upsidedow

Spunky 05-25-2006 04:34 PM

Are you from Montreal and does he like to build fences?

HouseHead 05-25-2006 04:35 PM

LOL...Glad my mom never intruded on my Mailing when I was a minor..lol Let him do his thing

Concerned Mom 05-25-2006 04:35 PM

fleshlight?

Brad Mitchell 05-25-2006 04:36 PM

I'll take one for the team here. You are welcome to call me in the office at the number below and I'll give you some advice. You are his parent, you need to give him an ultimatum regarding getting a real job and an education. He is eighteen, an adult, but if he is going to live under your roof you're the boss.

Brad

qwe 05-25-2006 04:37 PM

order some hookers for him :pimp

Concerned Mom 05-25-2006 04:38 PM

i am in canada yes. and i don't know if he "likes" to build fences. but he did earn some extra money helping with the fence. he said he had some bills to pay off. i don't know for what. he lives at home. i was happy just to see him leave him room.

Concerned Mom 05-25-2006 04:40 PM

thanks for the kindness brad. yes i will call. when's a good time? i have to go to wal mart to pick up some groceries in a few minutes. will you be around later?

gimo33 05-25-2006 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Concerned Mom
fleshlight?

visit a couple of threads here and i'm sure you'll come across one. :)

stickyfingerz 05-25-2006 04:44 PM

*yawns*....

germ 05-25-2006 04:45 PM

boooorrinnnnggggg

The Ghost 05-25-2006 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
Tell maddawgz to ease up and get some medical help.

p.s. he is looking for drugs and you may want to check his phone records.

:1orglaugh

Basic_man 05-25-2006 04:49 PM

Ho god, I bet this is a real mommy! And I don't know why, but I'm pretty sure it's maddawgz's mom!!

Concerned mom, are you from Montreal ?

tranza 05-25-2006 04:49 PM

Lol.... This thread is just too funny!!

:)

Titan 05-25-2006 04:52 PM

Haha i think you postwhores just got called losers...:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Concerned Mom 05-25-2006 04:53 PM

yes i am in montreal. ok, i am going to step out and will be back later. thanks for the suggestions so far, although some of them are a bit confusing.

luv$ 05-25-2006 05:13 PM

MOM!

WTF!

Someone ban her username, I am GOING TO FUCKING KILL HER!

BusterBunny 05-25-2006 05:18 PM

what he said
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
Show us your tits

http://www.bizarrefun.com/FAH2901BP.gif

u-Bob 05-25-2006 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD
They put basements in trailer homes now?

or in igloos? :)

u-Bob 05-25-2006 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
does he like to build fences?

:thumbsup :1orglaugh

seeric 05-25-2006 05:24 PM

Best Fake Nick Since Lee Hotti !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WD Brian 05-25-2006 05:25 PM

tits tits tits!

thumbsdepot 05-25-2006 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Concerned Mom

... i hear him talk to girls on the phone but they never come by so i don't know ...


Check your phone bill for phone sex numbers, I think he may calling them :winkwink:

Here is a FleshLight

Concerned Mom 05-25-2006 05:33 PM

ok back from wal mart - just making some kraft dinner for my son - his favorite - maybe he'll come out of his room - he's been in there all day. :(

come to think of it we haven't recieved our phone bill for this month yet. should have got it two weeks ago. you think he's doing phone sex? isn't that expensive?

and as far as the "fleshlight" - that made me feel dirty - i don't think my son would be involved with anything like that no. he's a good kid. which makes it so sad.

Klayemore 05-25-2006 05:36 PM

Leave him be :p

And yes, please show us your tits ... for research purposes ofcourse

Miss Lissa 05-25-2006 05:40 PM

Break his computer... and then send him to the army recruting office...it turned my brother around with a quickness...

polle54 05-25-2006 05:43 PM

LOL

this thread should be dedicated to Madawgz

Funny shit and good story mom

BusterBunny 05-25-2006 05:44 PM

your son is now property of boyalley...to get him outta his indentured servant status you must sign a ten movie bukkake deal...just remember each minute you wait to accept these terms your sons anus circumference increases by an inch....

Concerned Mom 05-25-2006 05:47 PM

we bought him a computer to help with his school work in high school and he might need it in the future. he says he wants to go to school and take some business courses so he can get a job as a representative for an internet company. though i think it's too late to apply for the next school year. so no.

maybe cut back on his time? an hour a day?

Concerned Mom 05-25-2006 05:49 PM

"boyalley"? is that a skateboard company? he used to skateboard in high school.

Concerned Mom 05-25-2006 05:50 PM

i called him for dinner and he's not coming out. :(

sounds like he's talking to girls again. wish he would go out an a date with them.

SgtStrider 05-25-2006 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Concerned Mom
"boyalley"? is that a skateboard company? he used to skateboard in high school.

hes a gutter slut and now he belongs to GYF If you want him back you have to pay us. ......And show us your tits :thumbsup


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