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Phoenix 05-25-2006 07:48 AM

Kiss your ass goodbye..this guy says the world ends today
 
http://releases.usnewswire.com/GetRelease.asp?id=63973

Contact: Dr. Michael Salla of the Exopolitics Institute, 808-323-3400, [email protected]

KEALAKEKUA, Hawaii, April 13 /U.S. Newswire/ -- Eric Julien, a former French military air traffic controller and senior airport manager, has completed a study of the comet 73P Schwassmann- Wachmann and declared that a fragment is highly likely to impact the Earth on or around May 25, 2006.

Comet Schwassman-Wachmann follows a five-year orbit that crosses the solar system's ecliptic plane. It has followed its five year orbit intact for centuries; but, in 1995, mysteriously fragmented. According to Julien, this is the same year that a crop circle appeared showing the inner solar system with the Earth missing from its orbit. He argues the "Missing Earth" crop circle was a message from higher intelligences warning humanity of the consequences of its destructive nuclear policies. He links this crop circle to May 25, 2006, and identifies the comet Schwassmann-Wachman as the subject of higher intelligence communications.

Using NASA simulations of the comet's path, Julien concludes that impact is likely around May 25 precisely when the comet crosses the Earth's ecliptic plane. While the first fragment will cross at approximately 10 million miles, lagging fragments threaten to collide. While astronomers have stated that the comet poses no direct threat, Julien argues that some fragments are too small to observe. Astronomers have predicted possible meteor showers indicating some cometary debris will enter the atmosphere.

Julien argues that the kinetic energy of even a 'car sized' fragment will impact the Earth with devastating effect. He concludes the May 25 event is tied in to the Bush administration's policy of preemptive use of nuclear weapons against Iran, and the effect of nuclear weapons on the realms of higher intelligences. Regarding its importance, Julien declares: "we have to save lives when we have such information to share with the public". He further claims it important "to preserve all data, historical artifacts and precious material in the event of such a collision." Julien predicts that the comet collision will occur in the Atlantic Ocean between the Equator and the Tropic of Cancer, and generates 200 meter waves. Julien concludes that "each person with this information has to take responsibility to warn potential victims."

His article, "May 25, 2006: The Day of Destiny" is available at: http://www.exopoliticsinstitute.org/EricJulien-En.htm

Sponsored by the Exopolitics Institute: http://www.exopoliticsinstitute.org

:) today is a good day to die...klingon

xclusive 05-25-2006 07:50 AM

Well that would suck:(

dynastoned 05-25-2006 07:51 AM

another sky is falling and were all gonna die..

Rebecca Love 05-25-2006 07:51 AM

Oh wow, the sky really is falling. Need my umbrella.

Phoenix 05-25-2006 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dynastoned
another sky is falling and were all gonna die..


no..just the people on the atlantic coast
the way i see it.....we can all buy cheap land soon ;)

drama 05-25-2006 07:52 AM

Another crackpot claiming the world is ending.

sickkittens 05-25-2006 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rebecca Love
Oh wow, the sky really is falling. Need my umbrella.

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/5...mbrella9mp.jpg

NemesiS876 05-25-2006 07:55 AM

So good luck to you gays see you in the hell ...

nico-t 05-25-2006 07:56 AM

the skyyy is fallingggggg!!!

u-Bob 05-25-2006 07:58 AM

que sera sera...

FetishDollars 05-25-2006 07:59 AM

That would be fun!! :)

NoCarrier 05-25-2006 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
BLA BLA BLA.. YAWN

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-...59/tinfoil.jpg

E$_manager 05-25-2006 08:03 AM

atlantes stopped working.

Evil1 05-25-2006 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
http://releases.usnewswire.com/GetRelease.asp?id=63973Julien argues that some fragments are too small to observe.

Then how the fuck does this idiot know they 1. exist, 2. are headed?

KRL 05-25-2006 08:05 AM

600 Ft. waves? I guess that means no Internext Show in Florida.

:( :1orglaugh

Actually this kind of thing will eventually happen one day. If you do some research on NEO's there are a shit load of them out there and all it takes is one and it will be a catastrophe unlike anything seen since the last civilization killer 65 million years ago.

Here's the info from NASA on the comet in this post:

During the 2006 return to perihelion, which for the main fragment C takes place on 2006 June 6 (just inside the Earth?s orbit), the comet began to fragment into more than 30 additional pieces. All of the observed fragments in 2006 will pass relatively close to the Earth during the interval May 12 through May 28 but none will pass closer than 5.5 million miles. These passages of the fragments past the Earth offer astronomers an excellent opportunity to examine the cometary breakup process and hopefully these observations will shed some light on just why some comets disrupt. Apparently some comets have very weak internal structures and perhaps rapid rotation or the pressure of vaporizing interior ices, as the comet approaches the warming sun, causes these breakup events.

NASA's NEO Program Info: http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/

E$_manager 05-25-2006 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by NoCarrier


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Screaming 05-25-2006 08:09 AM

guess i should sell my domains

Violetta 05-25-2006 08:11 AM

I feel pretty safe here I am!

E$_manager 05-25-2006 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
600 Ft. waves? I guess that means no Internext Show in Florida.

:( :1orglaugh

Actually this kind of thing will eventually happen one day. If you do some research on NEO's there are a shit load of them out there and all it takes is one and it will be a catastrophe unlike anything seen since the last civilization killer 65 million years ago.

Here's the info from NASA on the comet in this post:

During the 2006 return to perihelion, which for the main fragment C takes place on 2006 June 6 (just inside the Earth?s orbit), the comet began to fragment into more than 30 additional pieces. All of the observed fragments in 2006 will pass relatively close to the Earth during the interval May 12 through May 28 but none will pass closer than 5.5 million miles. These passages of the fragments past the Earth offer astronomers an excellent opportunity to examine the cometary breakup process and hopefully these observations will shed some light on just why some comets disrupt. Apparently some comets have very weak internal structures and perhaps rapid rotation or the pressure of vaporizing interior ices, as the comet approaches the warming sun, causes these breakup events.

NASA's NEO Program Info: http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/


you better do not pay attention and do not bothere other people.
i heard so many stories and i believe that is true, but if i'd be thinking of that i would have been crazy! Sure!

KRL 05-25-2006 08:13 AM

Holy Fuck, this one on July 6th is really a close call. Only 1.1 LD (lunar distance) miss estimated.

A lunar distance is 384,000 miles and this one is just under 1/2 a mile wide. That is huge.

(2004 XP14) 2006-Jul-03 0.0029 1.1 370 m - 820 m 17.41

Here is the link for all the close approaches for 2006 -2007 that they are aware of at NASA.

http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/ca/

KRL 05-25-2006 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie
you better do not pay attention and do not bothere other people.
i heard so many stories and i believe that is true, but if i'd be thinking of that i would have been crazy! Sure!


http://geology.com/meteor-impact-craters.shtml

:( :Oh crap :Oh crap

BlingDaddy 05-25-2006 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by NoCarrier

I knew tinfoil hats were coming... just KNEW IT! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Phoenix 05-25-2006 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier


you take everything i say so seriously?


good to know

Phoenix 05-25-2006 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Screaming
guess i should sell my domains

ill buy them all for fiddy ;)

Phoenix 05-25-2006 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
Holy Fuck, this one on July 6th is really a close call. Only 1.1 LD (lunar distance) miss estimated.

A lunar distance is 384,000 miles and this one is just under 1/2 a mile wide. That is huge.

(2004 XP14) 2006-Jul-03 0.0029 1.1 370 m - 820 m 17.41

Here is the link for all the close approaches for 2006 -2007 that they are aware of at NASA.

http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/ca/


hmm wonder if we will be able to see it at night or not...comet showers are cool things to watch

E$_manager 05-25-2006 08:22 AM

it's a panic.....:)

E$_manager 05-25-2006 08:26 AM

KRL, o'k.
Thank you for getting some knowledge to me :)

KRL 05-25-2006 08:30 AM

CORRECTION - That near miss is on July 3rd, not the 6th. And it will be about 262,000 miles from earth.

pussyluver 05-25-2006 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier


Making mine now!

KRL 05-25-2006 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
hmm wonder if we will be able to see it at night or not...comet showers are cool things to watch

It'll be about same distance as the moon, so it should be quite a site.

Just hope the fucking computers got the path right. A strike with a 1/2 mile wide meteor would be a monster.


The Asteroid that destroyed the Dinosaurs

It is thought that 65 million years ago in what is now Yucatan the impact at a velocity of 11 km/second of a 10-kilometer wide asteroid is what helped to bring about the K-T extinction, whereas no land animal with a size greater than the size of a small chicken was able to survive.

Those that study this time frame believe that if man had inhabited the planet at this time, he surely would have been destroyed by this particular event. This event threw huge amounts of matter into the atmosphere in addition to this, it caused 2000 foot waves that may have all but completely emptied the Gulf of Mexico. This event created months of darkness (which interfered with photosynthesis) and much cooler temperatures globally, and the resulting harsh conditions which in turn led to the extinction of many species, including the last of the dinosaurs.

Although this is quite compelling as a hypothesis, it remains controversial and has broad but not total acceptance within the scientific community. It is an estimate that impacts of asteroids as large as the one thought responsible for the K-T extinction occur about once every hundred million years.
Documented & Studied Impacts and Events

On the date of June 30th, 1908, at about a quarter after 7:00 a.m., a very mysterious explosion occurred in the skies over Tunguska, Siberia, located in Russia. This explosion happened at anywhere between six-to-eight kilometers from ground zero, and the resultant action in this was to lay waste to a vast region of pine forest of 2,150 square kilometers, felling more than 60 million trees. This was seen as a brilliant burst of light from the inhabitants of the region of 50 kilometers around. Witnesses claim that the explosion was so loud and powerful as to blow-out windows, temporarily blind and knock people to the ground, and sounded like a deafening roar. Had it happened fifty years later, it is surmised by scientists, (placing it within that time-frame of the Cold-War) it would most likely have spurred that nation into a nuclear war.

In 1972, an estimated 1000-ton object skimmed upon the edge of Earth's atmosphere over the Grand Tetons National Park in Wyoming, and then skipped back out into space, like a skimming-stone off water.

This event was photographed by tourists and also was detected by Air Force satellites. Had it approached at a 90° angle into the atmosphere, it most likely would have caused a Hiroshima-scale explosion over Canada, only a bit down-sized from the scale of the Siberian blast.

In 1992, a meteorite weighing 12.4 kg. was recovered after it had made a spectacular appearance over Peekskill, N.Y., where it was described as being as bright as a "full-moon". This event was recorded by 16 separate video cameras, some of which were located at a local high-school football game and were recording the game!

On January 19, 1993, a very bright asteroid crossed the sky of Northern Italy, ending with an explosion approximately over the town of Lugo, Italy. The explosion (14 kilotons of energy) generated shock waves which were recorded by six local seismic stations. This particular type of asteroid did disintegrate at a great altitude, which is quite lucky for the town of Lugo. Had it been an the type of asteroid that would have been composed mostly of iron ferrites, of which only some 6% of all asteroids are known to be comprised as such, chances are that it would have disintegrated at a much lower altitude creating a great deal of death and destruction.

In 1994 the US Department of Defense made public domain its records on energetic bolide-type asteroids over a time span of about twenty years. This data indicates that, from 1975 to 1992, there were 136 airbursts of energy greater than 1 kiloton, but the real number was probably at least 10 times higher, because the satellite system does not cover the entire surface of the Earth.

KRL 05-25-2006 08:42 AM

Also, 1/2 mile meteors are capable of total planetary extinction.

So its really not a laughing matter.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-25-2006 08:43 AM

quote from source of this "Less well known, however, is the track record of Eric Julien who, according to the Morocco Times, claimed in May 2004 to have been abducted by aliens who wanted to teach him to drive UFOs."

look http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exer...8F785FE95C.htm

Quagmire 05-25-2006 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
CORRECTION - That near miss is on July 3rd, not the 6th. And it will be about 262,000 miles from earth.

If we all get out and push, can we make it to a collision path? :winkwink:

Fetish Gimp 05-25-2006 08:45 AM

* yawn *

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-25-2006 08:54 AM

Yeah, july 3rd looks like the sit on the edge day, but if you look, there is a whole big list of shit that is gonna hit us http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/

luv$ 05-25-2006 08:57 AM

learn to swim...

VicD 05-25-2006 08:59 AM

Same bullshit as always with these people

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-25-2006 09:02 AM

Looking at this risk chart http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/ we are in for a rough couple hundred years!

Brujah 05-25-2006 09:04 AM

I'll be at Busch Gardens, drinking beer and having fun. I hope I have time to get a great steak dinner in that day too.

Phoenix 05-25-2006 09:16 AM

i wrote a short science fiction story once about a fleet of spider like rocket boosters...that swarm over an incoming comet..obviously they need to be close to the path it is following..but anyway...you pepper the surface of the comet with these spiders..which clamp into the surface and when you have a certain portion of the surface area covered..they fire their rockets in a concentrated direction and if you had enough distance between us and and the comet...you should be able to push it even a slight push overdistance changes the path hugely

Dollarmansteve 05-25-2006 09:20 AM

This site gets my vote for 'Most credible source of the day!'

www.exopoliticsinstitute.org

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Phoenix 05-25-2006 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dollarmansteve
This site gets my vote for 'Most credible source of the day!'

www.exopoliticsinstitute.org

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


when will you learn to have some fun

Dollarmansteve 05-25-2006 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by NetDomainia
Looking at this risk chart http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/ we are in for a rough couple hundred years!

Hmm, not really, since the higest impact probability of all those objects is 1.8e-03, which is .0018.. or 0.18 percent. And the size of that particular objext is 0.04 Kms.. or a whopping 40 metres across.

So.. 18/10,000 times in simulation something less than 150ft in diameter might hit is.. oh no! as long as it doesnt land on my house (or anyone else's)

Dollarmansteve 05-25-2006 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
when will you learn to have some fun

I have fun when I drink :winkwink:

Phoenix 05-25-2006 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dollarmansteve
Hmm, not really, since the higest impact probability of all those objects is 1.8e-03, which is .0018.. or 0.18 percent. And the size of that particular objext is 0.04 Kms.. or a whopping 40 metres across.

So.. 18/10,000 times in simulation something less than 150ft in diameter might hit is.. oh no! as long as it doesnt land on my house (or anyone else's)


hahahaha you dont believe your calculations do you?

keep it to short sarcastic responses...much better

dv2 05-25-2006 09:31 AM

The aliens are pissed off at Wbush planning to use nuclear weapons, so
they caused a comet to shred apart and left
a clear message in a crop circle in '95 stating it would plow into earth in 2006.. .
Any of you chumps have a problem with that?

Sosa 05-25-2006 09:32 AM

fuck him in the ass

Dollarmansteve 05-25-2006 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
hahahaha you dont believe your calculations do you?

keep it to short sarcastic responses...much better

Why.. what did I screw up? Seriously.. If I made a mistake tell me.. the probabilities are cumulative, so they take into account all of the potential impacts.. and there's nothing confusing about the diameter calculation. 1.8 x 10 ^ -3 is equal to 0.0018 right? which is 0.18 %? or 18/10000.

oh actually I just found one that is 5.4 x 10 ^ -3.. or 54/10000.. but that one's a little smaller, only 7 metres across, so...

Im lookin at this chart: http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/

Phoenix 05-25-2006 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dollarmansteve
Why.. what did I screw up? Seriously.. If I made a mistake tell me.. the probabilities are cumulative, so they take into account all of the potential impacts.. and there's nothing confusing about the diameter calculation. 1.8 x 10 ^ -3 is equal to 0.0018 right? which is 0.18 %? or 18/10000.

oh actually I just found one that is 5.4 x 10 ^ -3.. or 54/10000.. but that one's a little smaller, only 7 metres across, so...

Im lookin at this chart: http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/

if just anyone could calculate comet pats and orbit decay by scribbling a few numbers down and dividing them..wed h ave been to pluto and back by now

not trying to trash you...but seriously...come on now

just stick to calling me names etc

state the diff equations you used to base these numbers and your calculations on..lol

Dollarmansteve 05-25-2006 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
if just anyone could calculate comet pats and orbit decay by scribbling a few numbers down and dividing them..wed h ave been to pluto and back by now

not trying to trash you...but seriously...come on now

just stick to calling me names etc

state the diff equations you used to base these numbers and your calculations on..lol

Dude I didnt use any equations.. I was just taking Data from the chart provided by the JPL at Nasa. Did you look at the chart? I didnt do anything besides look at the numbers that were on that nasa page nor do I clain to know anything about rocket science or celestial bodies.. I know math though.. lol


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