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Sarah_Jayne 05-25-2006 02:55 AM

Sex theme park to open in London
 
Sex theme park to open in London

LONDON (AFP) - A sex theme park designed to enhance its visitors' lovemaking skills will open in the heart of London within months, the academy's director announced.

"Amora -- The Academy of Sex and Relationships" is hoping to seduce up to 600,000 visitors through the doors in its first year once it opens on September 7.

Although the theme park will have no rides, thousands of visitors are expected to swing through its seven sectors, including the Pleasure and Orgasm areas.

Instead of "real exhibits", they will be treated to tactile displays of life-sized silicone models designed to stimulate interest in erogenous zones.

The seven million-pound (10.2-million-euro, 13-million-dollar) pleasure centre central London's Piccadilly district is out to "separate fact from myth in the world of sex and educate everyone into being better lovers", said Doctor Sarah Brewer, its director of exhibits.

"The more sex we have, the more we want and the less sex we have, the more we want," she said.

"This academy does push boundaries back and whatever your prowess when you come in. we will give you all the information you need to become a fantastic lover."

Although many would benefit from enhanced lovemaking techniques, its location in the British capital may be apt. In a poll in the Wall Street Journal Europe newspaper last year, only three percent of Europeans voted Britons the best lovers.

Brewer added: "There is an overwhelming need for an outlet that not only celebrates human sexuality and reproduction in an entertaining and accessible way, but one which provides health education within a format that makes it easy, and fun, to assimilate.

The seven zones of self-discovery explore attraction, love and relationships as well as sexual well-being, which looks at the dangers of unsafe sex.

Both sexes have the chance to learn how best to kiss and how to talk in a more sexy fashion. But if these prove ineffective, visitors are able to build their ideal partner from a series of body parts.

The theme park is expected to appeal mainly to the under-25s, but no one under 18 will be admitted. It is predicted that women visitors will tend to be in groups of three or more, while men will be on their own or with another male friend.

Tickets will cost 15 pounds (22 euros, 28 dollars).

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060524...n_060524141340

JFK 05-25-2006 03:07 AM

Well Fuckin A:thumbsup I am coming over in July, always wanted to go to a sex park, maybee by then they will have live models:winkwink:

RayBonga 05-25-2006 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
Instead of "real exhibits", they will be treated to tactile displays of life-sized silicone models designed to stimulate interest in erogenous zones.

Yeah, I bet you'll be a much better lover to your real doll after this :winkwink:

pussyluver 05-25-2006 03:55 AM

Just a learning experience? No opportunity to get off. No hooker area do give one on one instruction? The name will attract attention, after that sounds like a bit of a waste. Less talk, more action! They'll at least have porn I hope?

PussyTeenies 05-25-2006 05:58 AM

coooooooooooooool

RogerV7 05-25-2006 06:16 AM

and that something like this can be setup in england. i would expected something like this in the netherlands not there. cool

MaddCaz 05-25-2006 06:22 AM

London Hoooo!!!!

Paul Markham 05-25-2006 06:24 AM

I can give any hot babe free lessons if she feels the need. If I fail to teach her anything I will do a complete and instant refund.

Paul Markham 05-25-2006 06:37 AM

Kids have it so easy today. They get caught whacking off and they can tell their Mum they are studying for the academy. :1orglaugh

Z 05-25-2006 07:34 AM

I'm proud of the Brits...that's awesome.

Antonio 05-25-2006 08:07 AM

they did that in Mexico already, you're falling behind ;)

Screaming 05-25-2006 08:20 AM

that should be cool, im sure if it goes through well see alot of it here..

NemesiS876 05-25-2006 08:21 AM

I realy can read that much, ..

E$_manager 05-25-2006 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Screaming
that should be cool, im sure if it goes through well see alot of it here..

where? :winkwink:

E$_manager 05-25-2006 08:34 AM

the idea is good

E$_manager 05-25-2006 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham
I can give any hot babe free lessons if she feels the need. If I fail to teach her anything I will do a complete and instant refund.

:thumbsup

Sarah_Jayne 05-25-2006 12:46 PM

London has come along way since 'no sex please'

Manowar 05-25-2006 03:05 PM

sounds great

AdultInsider Cloner 05-25-2006 03:06 PM

I'm so there

Vitasoy 05-25-2006 06:45 PM

Sounds sweet, wouldn't mind going there.

madawgz 05-25-2006 06:56 PM

sounds fucking awesome! :thumbsup

sniperwolf 05-25-2006 07:03 PM

whoa... that's really something, I bet it's gonna be one of the wildest spots there.. hehe


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