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TampaToker 05-24-2006 11:57 PM

Dear John Letter
 
I could see this happening in are type of biz:Oh crap

To my darling husband......

Dear John,

I am sending you this letter in a bogus software company envelope so that you will be sure to read it. Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your IBM computer entered our lives two years ago.

The children are doing well. Tommy is 7 now and is a bright, handsome boy. He has developed quite an interest in the arts. He drew a family portrait for a school project. All the figures were good, but yours was excellent! The chair and the back of your head are very realistic. You would be proud of him.

Little Jennifer turned 3 in September. She looks a lot like you did at that age. She is an attractive child and quite smart. She still remembers that you spent the whole afternoon with us on her birthday. What a grand day for Jen, despite the fact that it was stormy and the electricity was out.

I am also doing well. I went blonde about a year ago and was delighted to discover that it really is more fun. Lars--I mean Mr. Swenson, the department head, has taken an interest in my career and has become a good friend to us all. I have discovered that the household chores are much easier since I realized that you don't mind being vacuumed around, although that feather duster does make you sneeze. The house is in good shape. I had the living room painted last spring. I'm not sure if you noticed it. I made sure that the painters cut air holes in the drop cloth so you wouldn't smother. Well, dear, I must be going. Uncle Lars - Mr. Swenson, I mean, is taking us all on a ski trip and there is packing to do. I have hired a housekeeper to take care of thing while we are away. She'll keep things in order, fill your coffee cup, and bring your meals to your desk, -just the way you like it. I hope you and IBM have a lovely time while we are gone.

Tommy, Jen and I think of you often - try to remember us while your disks are booting.

Love, Mary.

BoyAlley 05-24-2006 11:58 PM

My name is John. Fureal......

TampaToker 05-25-2006 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley
My name is John. Fureal......

So is mine thats what it hit so close :1orglaugh

2HousePlague 05-25-2006 12:01 AM

Hi, I just wanted to post in your thread -- :thumbsup


2hp

Doctor Dre 05-25-2006 12:43 AM

This was definitly the most useless read in my whole existence

BusterBunny 05-25-2006 12:54 AM

my thoughts on this thread
 
http://www.anus.com/etc/video/goatstretch.gif

marketsmart 05-25-2006 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

that guy must have to wear depends since his spinchter is gutted.. :thumbsup

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-25-2006 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny


What the fuck is that? lol

Barefootsies 05-25-2006 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
This was definitly the most useless read in my whole existence

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

True dat

:winkwink:

Screaming 05-25-2006 07:23 AM

well that was decent.

BluewireAngie 05-25-2006 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

makes me sick:disgust

rowan 05-25-2006 09:05 AM

This needs to be pulled into the 2000's... disks booting? IBM computer? Most of us (who are old enough) haven't used those since the late 80s. :1orglaugh

czarina 05-25-2006 09:07 AM

how boring. Sorry, but that wasn't funny. I'm still waiting for the punch line

RhiannonAPM 05-25-2006 09:15 AM

I should send one of those to my so called boyfriend...lol.

Th!nk 05-25-2006 10:06 AM

Buster Bunny..you sig is really disturbing :Oh crap

TampaToker 05-25-2006 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by czarina
how boring. Sorry, but that wasn't funny. I'm still waiting for the punch line


It wasn't ment to be funny. More of a wakeup call to some folks. I seen a few people go divorce because they focused so much time on there biz....


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