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Za Ha 05-21-2002 03:23 PM

Girl selling virginity on Ebay!
 
Doesnt get better then this :thumbsup

Shooter 05-21-2002 03:27 PM

10,000,000? fuck that

mike503 05-21-2002 03:27 PM

i'd want a full checkup and some stats before i bid..:)

quiet 05-21-2002 03:28 PM

gee, kinda pricey

X37375787 05-21-2002 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
gee, kinda pricey

tis not like you couldn't afford it, lol

Dax 05-21-2002 03:30 PM

Fuck!

I should go sell mine!! :Graucho

Amputate Your Head 05-21-2002 03:30 PM

I fucked her.

Cheshire 05-21-2002 03:32 PM

So who's interested?

Come on guys, what a deal.

Theo 05-21-2002 03:33 PM

comments for her past auctions

Praise : VERY SPEEDY DELIVERY.HIGLY RECOMMENDED

let me guess...blowjob?

DrGuile 05-21-2002 03:34 PM

yeah, I checked the other auctions...


a size 12 dress, and selling because it doesnt fit her...


hopefully because she has gotten smaller.... or else...





But it would make sense, still a virgin because she was fat ;p

ElvisManson 05-21-2002 03:35 PM

Wanna bet it's her ex-boyfriend that put that up....lol

Fatum 05-21-2002 03:35 PM

Fuck ! she is a real hottie

http://abacus.sj.ipixmedia.com/abc/M...7ad137/i-1.JPG

Penrod 05-21-2002 03:36 PM

I would rather buy a Soul

Mine is already worn out.

Sly_RJ 05-21-2002 03:36 PM

I should sell my virginity. Anyone interested? I could use the cash...

dantopia 05-21-2002 03:37 PM

I wonder what my virginity is worth?

PersianKitty 05-21-2002 03:37 PM

What's sad... there's already 66 takers.

quiet 05-21-2002 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Penrod
I would rather buy a Soul

Mine is already worn out.

you too?

Cheshire 05-21-2002 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
I should sell my virginity. Anyone interested? I could use the cash...
What if I stuff a crispy dollar down your pants with my soft little hands?
Can I have it?

Amputate Your Head 05-21-2002 03:39 PM

I'd like to make a bid, although the price is a little steep..... but I got this:

http://www.opticalamplitude.com/stuff/shopvac.jpg

Jamie 05-21-2002 03:40 PM

I wonder if Kat know's her virginity is up for sale..

DrGuile 05-21-2002 03:41 PM

that 10,000,000 pound bid is BS, thats for sure....

SetTheWorldonFire 05-21-2002 03:41 PM

I'll buy it now for..... five gucks

Theo 05-21-2002 03:43 PM

what about for LIVING FOR EVER by spending only 19 bucks
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=1733507254

Amputate Your Head 05-21-2002 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
what about for LIVING FOR EVER by spending only 19 bucks
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=1733507254

sweet! Immortality for the low low price of $18.99! :thumbsup

Sly_RJ 05-21-2002 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire


What if I stuff a crispy dollar down your pants with my soft little hands?
Can I have it?

Long as nobody offers me a $5, I'm yours!

Amputate Your Head 05-21-2002 03:48 PM

Quote:

This invention is not famous yet, and in my opinion, the reasons for this are...

The inventor is NOT a good businessman
(he IS a great and wonderful person, just not good at business)

His website is messy, not very pretty, and very un-professional.

There is no good theoretical explanation of the effectiveness of this device.

There "is" a non-scientific description about the interaction between his device and human body, as well as theories about a new Messiah, an imminent war between the USA and China, and other strange statements.

However, I did verify (much to my surprise)...

That this device works AND it is useful to mankind!

============================

ROFL!!! Yeah..... two rings that give you immortality and it's not world famous yet because his website is unprofesiional and he's not good at business...... that's gotta be it.

Cheshire 05-21-2002 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Long as nobody offers me a $5, I'm yours!

I'm in like sin!

Sly_RJ 05-21-2002 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire


I'm in like sin!

Sex is evil and evil is sin, sin is forgiven so let's begin!

Za Ha 05-21-2002 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
what about for LIVING FOR EVER by spending only 19 bucks
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=1733507254

19 dollars !!?!?! too rich for my blood

Cheshire 05-21-2002 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Sex is evil and evil is sin, sin is forgiven so let's begin!

Bring your forked tongue over here you Sly wordsman!

boneprone 05-21-2002 04:01 PM

We should all chip in and video this.
Video Boneprone Bustin a nut on this little virgin, and given her crabs.

It would make for great footage, and we could probably put the footage behind the Jesus Dialer at 8.99 a minute to make up for our cost!

Funbrunette 05-21-2002 04:02 PM

I KNEW I should of waited! Doh!

Za Ha 05-21-2002 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
We should all chip in and video this.
Video Boneprone Bustin a nut on this little virgin, and given her crabs.

It would make for great footage, and we could probably put the footage behind the Jesus Dialer at 8.99 a minute to make up for our cost!

Sounds good...

Ill donate the first buck.

Rochard 05-21-2002 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
We should all chip in and video this.
Video Boneprone Bustin a nut on this little virgin, and given her crabs.

It would make for great footage, and we could probably put the footage behind the Jesus Dialer at 8.99 a minute to make up for our cost!

Yes! Yes! We should do this!

But what do you really get for your money? A quick fuck or an all night party?

Evil1 05-21-2002 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
what about for LIVING FOR EVER by spending only 19 bucks
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=1733507254

I bought one and I lost weight, feel younger, look younger, smell younger, it cured a disease, it lowered my blood pressure, lowered cholesterol, I'm more energetic, and my penis grew 7 inches. This is just after the 1st 5 minutes. I heard a strange unexpected side effect is you start shitting gold in a little over a day....so to top it off, it going to make me rich!!!! So I definately reccomend this product, it's going to revolutionize the way stupid people get ripped off.

Cheshire 05-21-2002 04:22 PM

LOL!

DrGuile 05-21-2002 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Funbrunette
I KNEW I should of waited! Doh!
Slut!


j/k :winkwink:

TopCashQ 05-21-2002 04:28 PM

Well, if she ever loses her virginity, I hope she at least keeps the box it came in....

marty 05-21-2002 04:32 PM

I have paid for sex before, but that is just not right.

I could marry a supermodel, fuck her for 5 years and then divorce her. It would still be cheaper.

Cheshire 05-21-2002 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by marty
I have paid for sex before, but that is just not right.

I could marry a supermodel, fuck her for 5 years and then divorce her. It would still be cheaper.

:eek7

Brain Dump?

pimpshost 05-21-2002 05:25 PM

Quote:

Complaint : Promised me to make payment but didnīt make it after nearly 3 month!!!
Feedback on high bidder :)

pimpshost 05-21-2002 05:26 PM

Quote:

Complaint : BAD SELLER
Response- It was a UK only auction, this guy lives in Puerto Rico. No Sale.

FlyingIguana 05-21-2002 05:37 PM

damn, lotta good shit on ebay these days. :thumbsup

boneprone 05-21-2002 05:40 PM

all i need is 2 minutes.

reddawg 05-21-2002 05:41 PM

I sold my virginity for "undesclosed price" and ended up with a rash itch and a really green peepee:(

FlyingIguana 05-21-2002 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by reddawg
I sold my virginity for "undesclosed price" and ended up with a rash itch and a really green peepee:(
hope u left the buyer negative feedback!

Sly_RJ 05-21-2002 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by marty
I have paid for sex before, but that is just not right.

I could marry a supermodel, fuck her for 5 years and then divorce her. It would still be cheaper.

Awww, shiat. You're just jealous...

JFK 05-21-2002 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrGuile
that 10,000,000 pound bid is BS, thats for sure....
She will really get Fucked if they charge her comission on that :1orglaugh

JFK 05-21-2002 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Long as nobody offers me a $5, I'm yours!

There you go, a person with principles:winkwink:

Za Ha 05-22-2002 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by reddawg
I sold my virginity for "undesclosed price" and ended up with a rash itch and a really green peepee:(
Also on Ebay?


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