my ass just fell asleep!!!
 

i repeat: my ass just fell asleep...
due to my laptop and the weird seating-positon i had...

which attractive femal will slap it for me to wake it up?

I do!! :pimp

For a $

Edit: It gonna be fierce!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

get some tits and remove your massive schlong first

I own world class, nearly A Cup, boobs and... well... hmmm.. could hide my "massive schlong" between my legs :thumbsup

How 'bout that, perv boy?? :winkwink: :1orglaugh

no thanks


you would still be to manly :winkwink:

but that hot dancing girl you are dating could do it :pimp

uhhh.... it's :pimp time... how much would ya offer? :error :error :error

a sack of rice and a half goat

that much? :thumbsup

Erm... maybe you make me quit my business with this really noble offer!!!

:thumbsup