Goodnight all, I'm off to have wild monkey sex!
 

with Fizzgig :)

Keep the board warm for me!

dont forget the monkey.

You didn't have to tell!
:anon

Good night everyone!

Which music did you decide to go with

okay buddy, you know in reality you're going to go lie in your bed

call a sex line
and then be like "....do we have to have phone sex.... can we just talk?"

and the girls gonna be like "you probably have a small penis"

then you're going to start fighting with her... and realizing the longer you fight that the more money you're putting in the pocket of the person you're trying to hurt.. and then you're going to get even more mad and keep yelling at her... at the same time kicking yourself in the ass for staying on the phone

long story short - you're going to end up with a 300 dollar phone bill, and you will wake up to some fucked up junky in your room rubbing mustard all over himself while playing a banjo.

:1orglaugh Banana peels make a good lube.

shut up batts... go home... loser

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Stop it, i've got to go :D

Sade :winkwink:

a great man once said...


"mark... mark wheres the ziplock bag full of screws and stuff for assembling the bed??..... mark seriously man, where is it?.....mark im not fucking around man... wheres the bag..... mark what the fuck man.... wheres the bag, i have to be at work at 7.... can you help me look for it?....mark, can you help me look for the bag??? i gotta go to work soon man, hurry up... you sure you havn't seen it??? well then can you check your desk???"

you're probably wondering what this has to do with you...


think about it :2 cents:

Fuck of you scammer:321GFY

you 2 be carefull.

"hey hey where the monkeys .....":1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh