If you believe in Jesus Christ you should
 

go and rent "LIFE OF BRIAN" movie by Monty Python - maybe you wake up then.

Have seen that again yesterday and its probably the best way how to say that all that jesus , bible , religion and churches comedy is just "BIGGEST LIE OF ALL TIMES"

Hehe... I watch that movie every now and then! Love it!!!!!

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I love Monty Python movies. Mel Brooks too... "History of the World", "Blazing Saddles", "Spaceballs"...

I'm a wake i'm a wake

so am I man so am I

Right now Life Of Brian is on our weeking rotation of movies, along with the rest of the python movies. The Holy Grail is top of the pile for the morning. Best way I know to remind myself not to take the bullshit seriously. That and the Cheeck & Chong movies.

I have seen a few of the python movies, but I have not seen that one. I may try and get a copy though.

haha that movie rocks, monty python is the best!

my mother is fan of Monty Python and she has full collection - all they ever made.
I consider this movie as thier best

Dogma kinda does that too

I have them all too and it's my favorite as well...

Jesus Christ is a fictional crutch that your brain uses as a defense mechanism to combat the inherent fear of death.

Border patrol: So, how long you've been in Mexico?
Cheech: A week. I mean a day.
Border patrol: Well, which is it? A week or a day?
Cheech: A weekday.

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Dude dont know how to tell you this but Jesus of Nazareth was a real person lol. Someone was touched in a bad place by a priest when they were little huh?

Only a Demon would say that hahaha. Seriously why you hating on Jesus dog?

I didnt want to say it cause arguing religion on gfy is like tryin to fuck a concrete vagina.. :Oh crap

Are you trying to say Jesus of Nazareth never existed? Are you high?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus
There is not a single historian or reputable scholar on this earth that disputes Jesus existed.

hello idiot

No umm err the opposite. lol I was agreeing with ya.

Hehe, not watched it in ages. Gonna look it out...

love that movie.. :)

I don't argue if he did exist or not - anyway you are the 1 who should defenitevly rent that movie right now.:pimp

jesus christ...... they obvioiusly mean all the lies about the guy, sherlock. Ok he was a real person, but he didnt wake up after being dead balablabla.

Neither Dogma nor Life Of Brian are saying Jesus didn't exist. Dogma talks about being spiritual rather than a slave to one particular religion and Life Of Brian is just a joke about Brian who was said to be born on the same day and so was mistaken by many for Jesus. 'He's not the Messiah he's a very naughty boy'.

Personally, I lost my religion a while back but to say either are anti-the existence of Jesus is wrong.

I saw someone walked on water the other day
No shit !!!!
I'm telling ya, he really walked across the river right in front of my eyes !
Wow that was something !

Man you people are stupid

George is that you ? hehehehehehehehe


Man you people are stupid
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Here ya go http://www.religionnewsblog.com/ i think you're registered to GFY by mistake

So can you please detail the non-biblical (i.e. secular) accounts of the existance of Jesus.

Jesus existed, no doubt. He was a man with a family. A wife, children, brothers and sisters. He did good things and bad, Jesus...shat.

He lived a life and died a death to inspire others. Just like other spiritual leaders all around the world have done throughout history. It was greedy, power-hungry men who took his legacy and turned it into an orthodoxy that makes people into slaves for the church. These same men of power turned the religions against one another, declared each better than the rest and all not of their religion "savages, infidels, heretics or charlatans" and they've sat back and profited from the wars, pain, hunger, strife and infighting for two millenia.

Fuck them and fuck all the churches.

Exactly, even John Cleese said that LOB wasn't making fun of religion but rather how some people blindly followed religion. If you're going to get so offended by a movie like that than check out George Carlin talking about religion because he'll knock your socks off.

I personally have no doubt that Jesus existed, but I have a problem following a 2000 year old book that was written by other people. You know how when someone hears something and then tells one person who tells another person and so on. By the time it gets to the 10th person it is completely different than what was first said. How do we know the Bible is exactly what happened. Maybe it's just me I don't know, but I would rather have my own relationship with God than join a group of people every Sunday at 5 AM and listen to someone read out of the Bible and tell me how I should be living my life.

The earliest known accounts of Jesus were relayed by those who actually knew him. The most important elements we know about his life are accurate.

Have you ever read the bible (this original catholic version) from cover to cover and tried to understand? hmm...