my sundaynight story by pdizzle fo rizzle
 

my dogs got out.. been gone all day long.. I knew they would come back since they do this often enough.

they will usually come back limping, or all scratched up

ticks, fleas, god knows whatelse in the insect world eating at them

cuts, stickers, barbwire marks all down thier backs from getting through fenses on the farms here.

now this is a new one, and a very unpleasant one. SKUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my whole house smells like skunk piss. my dogs, my bed everything.. the air is all skunk. not skunk weed, but skunk piss.

and to top it all offf? hahah i love this part.

i am fighting with ym GF and she is asleep, so i let the dogs in our room and closed the door as i sleep on the couch tonight. that room might end up killing her or choking her todeath..



in all honesty tho.... can skunk smell kill someone? make them throwup? hurt her in anyways? cause I dont want to hurt her, just want to seriously piss her off.

haha

thats not good bro, its time for an invisible fence

Ewe, I hate the smell of skunk. I read once that if you're growing pot, though, when it's almost done you should throw a dead skunk into your driveway to mask the smell.
:2 cents:

Go to the vets..they have some chemical shit to remove it..tomatoe juice will cover it up until you can see them

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I heard tomato juice can kill the stench.

this shit made me lol

Dude, you are fucking evil. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

actually i bought one of these callars that is capaable of being tracked by a gps satallite. it will tell me exactly where they are at any time. :)

they are hunting dogs. they HAVE to be out side or they are miserable. luckily i have 2 acres and lots of birds in my trees, or they would go nuts.

I enjoy the fact my dogs can go roam like animals then come home like good littel bitches and be domesticated again. I do have a fense and they either jump it or dig under it.


think of it froma dogs point of view if you can.

you are 2 foot tall, you see a big ass 100 ft cow standing there with big horns just chiiling. the same thing you would want todo if you were a cow.. well me(the dog) wants to go chill with him and his firnds.

all teh birds, and snakes and bugs and hogs, wild boar, cyotes etc etc.

its like disnyland for a hunting dog. and i love them so much for being able todo that and have a kickass time all day doing what they do and what they love todo.

i have 2 concverns and it does worry me. they get hit by a car, or they get killed by soemthing they shouldnt have fucked with.

but you know what?

its life man, and i have accpeted that it may happen.. but we all die someday, and if i were in my dog shoes, id love my master that much more for letting me go party.

lemme get this right

you find out your gf could be cheating on you

your dogs escape

only to return with the pure stench of death?

{karma}

See... this could be another blog entry.

You have to be able to read between the lines between fact/fiction

the skunk's smell makes me sick. :disgust

jees, all the dog lovers must be fucking thier dogs :(