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E$_manager 05-21-2006 01:55 PM

What should i do if a volcano erupts?
 
I am really afraid of that! There are 6 volcanoes around me!

Spunky 05-21-2006 01:56 PM

Move away before they do perhaps?

sonofsam 05-21-2006 01:56 PM

put a safeway bag over your head... trust me... it'll stop the lava

NemesiS876 05-21-2006 01:58 PM

Just run, and do not turn around, or else ........

potter 05-21-2006 01:59 PM

contrary to believe lava is not hot, it is actually cool to the touch

E$_manager 05-21-2006 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NemesiS876
Just run, and do not turn around, or else ........

...die like in Pompeya :)

E$_manager 05-21-2006 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter
contrary to believe lava is not hot, it is actually cool to the touch

then why is it liquid and red? It must be hot

E$_manager 05-21-2006 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky
Move away before they do perhaps?

i like to be here. bwtter will get ready for that.

CDSmith 05-21-2006 02:16 PM

HIDE!!


http://www.thewinnipegpages.com/foru...1112654472.jpg

RogerV10 05-21-2006 02:18 PM

Where do you live with six active volcanos?

Miguel T 05-21-2006 02:22 PM

Run for your life!

After Shock Media 05-21-2006 02:23 PM

Volcanos typically give everyone plenty of warning that they are about to erupt.

Warning Pages 05-21-2006 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith


That's one of the funniest pic's I've ever seen..........:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

baddog 05-21-2006 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
Volcanos typically give everyone plenty of warning that they are about to erupt.


The question is, do people pay attention to the warnings?

baddog 05-21-2006 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogerV10
Where do you live with six active volcanos?


Middle of Yellowstone?

E$_manager 05-21-2006 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogerV10
Where do you live with six active volcanos?


Ecuador :)

DaddyHalbucks 05-21-2006 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie
I am really afraid of that! There are 6 volcanoes around me!


Put out marshmallows and hotdogs on your lawn ASAP?

:winkwink:

E$_manager 05-21-2006 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
The question is, do people pay attention to the warnings?


We have a volcano Tunguragua in one town. It is giving signs of eruption for several years now, but people are not evacuating.
I think that not every volcano will give a warning.
May be it will start with gas and we all will die of tocsic gas..

After Shock Media 05-21-2006 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
The question is, do people pay attention to the warnings?

I know most geologists do and I sure in the hell would.

Tremors - bad.
Smoke - getting worse.
Mountain shrank - not good.
Mountain raised - very bad.
Discovery channel or national geographic crew seen near by - can not get any worse.

E$_manager 05-21-2006 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks
Put out marshmallows and hotdogs on your lawn ASAP?

:winkwink:


:winkwink: :winkwink:

E$_manager 05-21-2006 02:35 PM

i need suggestions that i can use practically when the time will come to safe myself. I guess i will need an oxygen and may be some light

p1mpdogg 05-21-2006 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
I know most geologists do and I sure in the hell would.

Tremors - bad.
Smoke - getting worse.
Mountain shrank - not good.
Mountain raised - very bad.
Discovery channel or national geographic crew seen near by - can not get any worse.


haha

the last one rocks

OG LennyT 05-21-2006 02:36 PM

get the fuck out

E$_manager 05-21-2006 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
I know most geologists do and I sure in the hell would.

Tremors - bad.
Smoke - getting worse.
Mountain shrank - not good.
Mountain raised - very bad.
Discovery channel or national geographic crew seen near by - can not get any worse.


There are tremors so often!

madawgz 05-21-2006 02:50 PM

just get a new house somewhere else

VicD 05-21-2006 02:52 PM

run like crazy :)

AdultInsider Cloner 05-21-2006 02:53 PM

Duck and cover!!!!!

http://adultinsider.com/Cloner/duck.JPG

E$_manager 05-21-2006 02:59 PM

i would run, but i am in a sort of a bowl - it is valley, surrounded by volcanoes. The only way to run is on another volcano.
By the way we have a big cross on Ilalo mountine - ex-volcan that erupted and killed many lives.

Lazonby 05-21-2006 03:10 PM

Usual practice is to get covered in hot ash/ smothered by molten lava/ suffocated by poisonous gas.

By the way, you are an idiot.

BusterBunny 05-21-2006 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
put a safeway bag over your head... trust me... it'll stop the lava

paper or plastic?

hova 05-21-2006 03:18 PM

enjoy the moment

Webby 05-21-2006 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie
I am really afraid of that! There are 6 volcanoes around me!


So.. how often do you need to get plasterers in to repair the walls of your place? :pimp

mattz 05-21-2006 04:18 PM

:1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
I know most geologists do and I sure in the hell would.

Tremors - bad.
Smoke - getting worse.
Mountain shrank - not good.
Mountain raised - very bad.
Discovery channel or national geographic crew seen near by - can not get any worse.


MaddCaz 05-21-2006 04:59 PM

run motherfucker RUN

Gordon G 05-21-2006 05:34 PM

get the fuck out of there

Dirty Dane 05-22-2006 04:15 AM

run Forrest. RUN!

KRL 05-22-2006 04:23 AM

Get a volcano trampoline, and when the lava is about 50 feet in sight, just start bouncing really high.

http://www.josephrenzi.com/holiday%2...poline%202.jpg

:thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :helpme

reynold 05-22-2006 04:36 AM

Don't wait til the volcano erupts, move out and live somewhere else that is safe.


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