true life problems : my female roomate....
 

not roommate but flatmate, has a boyfriend , and they kind of like to fuck

no problem for me , but I dont like the noise they make ?

tried explaining them I dont like the noise, when I am seriously trying to work on my pornsites ?

what to do ?

how to make them fuck quietly ?

during sex.... start knocking on his door and start asking questions

"hey fred..... i cant find the mayo... and i wanna make a sandwich... wheres the mayo man? have you seen it? ... fred..... hey fred.... fred can you hear me?.... yo fred... what are you doing in there.... hey fred.... fred wheres the mayo man... wheres the fucking mayo man!?.... FRED.... FRED WHERES THE FUCKING MAYO..."

then start violently pelvis thrusting his door till the hinges fall off and the door comes down...

then they will scramble to put clothes on , or get under the blanket...

then calmly ask.... "do you know where the mayo is? i want to make a sandwich"



hope this helped... let me know how it goes

Mental note to self

SonofSam on list of people NEVER to be considered as roommates.

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knock on the door everytime they make noise

my roommate is female so it would be Fredina , other than that great idea

gonna have to try it :thumbsup

just knockin on the door I tried already , doesnt help

I also once decided to stand in front of the door and comment,

also didnt help

once it was only 5 minutes, after that I went very loud WOW 5 minutes, also didnt change anything

seems a hopeless case :Oh crap

Sit at your desk and yell ... LOUDER, LOUDER ... as you jerk-off :winkwink:

Simple. Get rid of the fucken roommate.

I am currently behind the house hiding from my family so that I don't have a nervous break down. I can't imagine living with someone platonically, by choice.

How about installing a spy cam there? :D

'sabotage' her bed...

lol

maybe this girl WANTS to be heard... explore the option that she wants to be watched, too...
i would find a girlfriend that would be willing to fake sex noise for ya.. see how they like it. that was the single way i was able to stop housemates from their sex screaming.. afterwards they became quiet

What kind of noises ?

walk in on them with a camera, she'll either move or they won't fuck in her room anymore...

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Go in there and stuff your cock down her throat

How dare they actually HAVE sex... while you are quietly trying to concentrate on SELLING sex on the web.

The nerve!

:(

I guess if you cannot stop them from making noises, you could probably put on a pair of headphones and listen to some music.

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join them

Time to get a court oder to kick her out, Dude have you asked themnicely to keep it a lil lower or turn on a radio maybe?

walk into her room and ask if youc an join since her man isnt doing her hard enough to make neighbors complain yet

ask them if they can try some new positions...your members are getting bored of seeing the same thing every time

:1orglaugh nice... I think just as good as that would be to say nothing, but every time they come out of their room after sex, they need to find your semen soaked tissues in front of their door.

tell them you like to wear diapers and rub one out while they go at it and ask them to be louder.