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SmokeyTheBear 05-20-2006 03:13 AM

Church officials claim VOICE of GOD can be heard on pop album
 
Church officials claim VOICE of GOD can be heard on pop album

what do you think ? voice of god or just a coincidence

http://ytmnd.webspacemania.com/666/voiceofgod.mp3

SmokeyTheBear 05-20-2006 03:15 AM

personally i think the church is to quick to jump on these media things

just sounds like a guy moaning in the background or something

darksoul 05-20-2006 03:17 AM

god is a female ?
damn, she must be hot

SmokeyTheBear 05-20-2006 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darksoul
god is a female ?
damn, she must be hot

i thought it sounded more like a man or an animal :)

darksoul 05-20-2006 03:21 AM

I'd hit it :1orglaugh

2HousePlague 05-20-2006 03:22 AM

http://pornacre.com/images/images/133.jpg


2hp

xclusive 05-20-2006 03:28 AM

I think it's a guy in the background getting head

Screaming 05-20-2006 05:23 AM

what if god was one of us.....

nico-t 05-20-2006 05:30 AM

jesus christ.... how crazy can you get... this story aint even worth posting on gfy....

but maybe it was this guy
http://www.pimpfromhell.com/des/shit...oice-front.jpg
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page...m?bandID=31953

(album art done by me - i know, im the best)

Choppa 05-20-2006 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Screaming
what if god was one of us.....

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

bringer 05-20-2006 06:06 AM

interesting....

nexcom28 05-20-2006 06:58 AM

Nucular attack detected? WTF

SmokeyTheBear 05-20-2006 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Screaming
what if god was one of us.....

what if god rides the short bus

SmokeyTheBear 05-20-2006 10:23 AM

holy crap is gfy ever moving fast again today ..

SmokeyTheBear 05-20-2006 12:40 PM

bump 4 noon crew

MaddCaz 05-20-2006 12:52 PM

yea I mean, if god were a female wouldnt she be hot?!?!?!?

crockett 05-20-2006 12:55 PM

I heard this song today on the radio for the first time in a very long time.. seems fitting..

XTC : Dear God

Dear god,
Hope you got the letter,
And I pray you can make it better down here.
I dont mean a big reduction in the price of beer,
But all the people that you made in your image,
See them starving on their feet,
cause they dont get enough to eat

From god,
I cant believe in you.

Dear god,
Sorry to disturb you,
But I feel that I should be heard loud and clear.
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears,
And all the people that you made in your image,
See them fighting in the street,
cause they cant make opinions meet,
About god,
I cant believe in you.

Did you make disease, and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you?
And the devil too!

Dear god,
Dont know if you noticed,
But your name is on a lot of quotes in this book.
Us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look,
And all the people that you made in your image,
Still believing that junk is true.
Well I know it aint and so do you,
Dear god,
I cant believe in,
I dont believe in,

I wont believe in heaven and hell.
No saints, no sinners,
No devil as well.
No pearly gates, no thorny crown.
Youre always letting us humans down.
The wars you bring, the babes you drown.
Those lost at sea and never found,
And its the same the whole world round.
The hurt I see helps to compound,
That the father, son and holy ghost,
Is just somebodys unholy hoax,
And if youre up there youll perceive,
That my hearts here upon my sleeve.
If theres one thing I dont believe in...

Its you,
Dear god.

SmokeyTheBear 05-20-2006 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett
I heard this song today on the radio for the first time in a very long time.. seems fitting..

XTC : Dear God

Dear god,
Hope you got the letter,
And I pray you can make it better down here.
I dont mean a big reduction in the price of beer,
But all the people that you made in your image,
See them starving on their feet,
cause they dont get enough to eat

From god,
I cant believe in you.

Dear god,
Sorry to disturb you,
But I feel that I should be heard loud and clear.
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears,
And all the people that you made in your image,
See them fighting in the street,
cause they cant make opinions meet,
About god,
I cant believe in you.

Did you make disease, and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you?
And the devil too!

Dear god,
Dont know if you noticed,
But your name is on a lot of quotes in this book.
Us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look,
And all the people that you made in your image,
Still believing that junk is true.
Well I know it aint and so do you,
Dear god,
I cant believe in,
I dont believe in,

I wont believe in heaven and hell.
No saints, no sinners,
No devil as well.
No pearly gates, no thorny crown.
Youre always letting us humans down.
The wars you bring, the babes you drown.
Those lost at sea and never found,
And its the same the whole world round.
The hurt I see helps to compound,
That the father, son and holy ghost,
Is just somebodys unholy hoax,
And if youre up there youll perceive,
That my hearts here upon my sleeve.
If theres one thing I dont believe in...

Its you,
Dear god.


To whom it may concern,

Quit yer bitchin

Love GOD. :1orglaugh

crockett 05-20-2006 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
To whom it may concern,

Quit yer bitchin

Love GOD. :1orglaugh

lol .....

pornguy 05-20-2006 03:21 PM

try listening to it with headphones on.

Vlad 05-20-2006 03:29 PM

attention : this is emergency broadcast , a nuclear atack has been detected in Tel aviv , Yaffo , Israel ...

what a bunch of crap , I want my 3 wasted minutes back ! :mad:

SmokeyTheBear 05-20-2006 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vlad
attention : this is emergency broadcast , a nuclear atack has been detected in Tel aviv , Yaffo , Israel ...

what a bunch of crap , I want my 3 wasted minutes back ! :mad:

hmm i dont see amything on cnn yet ?:1orglaugh

Manowar 05-20-2006 03:39 PM

loooooooooooooooool

free4porn 05-20-2006 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
hmm i dont see amything on cnn yet ?:1orglaugh

same here lol

deividproes 05-20-2006 06:06 PM

sound like a perfect

Holly 05-20-2006 06:10 PM

I'm trying to remember the name of that song that you can supposedly hear a women being murdered in the background. It's old... something about a roller coaster, maybe.

c-lo 05-20-2006 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett
I heard this song today on the radio for the first time in a very long time.. seems fitting..

XTC : Dear God

Dear god,
Hope you got the letter,
And I pray you can make it better down here.
I dont mean a big reduction in the price of beer,
But all the people that you made in your image,
See them starving on their feet,
cause they dont get enough to eat.......

Good song, never heard it on the radio, though...

CyberHustler 05-20-2006 07:00 PM

what if its the devil?

SmokeyTheBear 05-20-2006 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly
I'm trying to remember the name of that song that you can supposedly hear a women being murdered in the background. It's old... something about a roller coaster, maybe.

that rings a bell for some reason ..

jigg 05-20-2006 07:50 PM

those song lyrics would apply, only if you believe God has a finger in everything that happens, both good and bad

Edman18 05-20-2006 08:10 PM

ATTENTION : this is an emergency broadcast , a nuclear attack has been detected Near my House !!!! mmmmm the last thing that i somoke was a Marlboro ... did I hear well???

nico-t 05-20-2006 08:14 PM

god = gay

chupacabra 05-20-2006 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
that rings a bell for some reason ..

lol, bell here as well...what was that, i remember some typical outcry about the evils of rock/n/roll in conjunction w/ that murder & roller coaster bit..


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