Britney Spears almost dropped the baby
 

HOLY FUCKING SHIT she should be careful that baby almost fell on its head.
Too busy with her bloody drink. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

link to this story?

care factor = 0%

Yeah the video of it was on our main news tonight.

She looked drunk as hell. The guys around her were so busy holding her up, when they should really have been holding her baby...

http://www.itv.com/news/index_403551.html EXCLUSIVE it said on the news.

Britney = dumb bitch

They should tie her tubes....

....around her neck until she turns blue and stops breathing.

Yes, but Bert was the one who was getting her drunk, the little bastard!

http://www.bertisevil.com/bert-britney.jpg

Mind you getting pushed and jostled by the photographers may have some bearing on what happened...

...not to mention there is always someone on hand to snap you when you fuck up or in this case slip - like no one else in the fucking world hasn't slipped on occasion?

Ok two headlines:

"Britney Spears threatens baby's life in drunken melee!!"

"Blonde girl slips. Nothing happened"

Spot the difference

People who get their panties in a bunch over shit like this amaze me. Get a fucking life.

Holy shit dude, I haven't seen a good Bert chop in ages. Kudos :thumbsup

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If I was walking around with a newborn in my arms and I had a group of stinky photographers circling me, I would put the kid on the ground and start smashing cameras.

I think she is handling herself better then most people would in the same circumstances. Same goes for the car incidents. The way people act you'd think she was molesting the kid or something.

There's obviously a reason why most celebrities try to keep their babies hidden. Apparently she hasn't learned this lesson yet.

I thought Bert was evil, what is he doing saving babies?

she is so fucking stupid. lol

that shit is funny :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

I think you mean -3%

Sure is..

http://www.bertisevil.com/bert-britney.jpg

OMG :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

She really should hire a nanny to help care for her kids

damn i hope she can see that herself soon!

I am the one that did the BIE site! Thanks...I took it down in Dec 2000...but all the good "old" BIE stuff I did, I miss doing it - so I slip one in now and then. Note the URL the pic is on!
:P

Thanks!
Fitz

Bert IS Evil...he's the one feeding Britney the drinks WHILE she's carrying the baby!
:P

What an idiot.

She needs to get her priorities straight.

She needs to grow up!!

http://www.drunkcelebs.com/archives/63
LOL

No shit, that's fucking hysterical!