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RogerV 05-18-2006 08:13 PM

200 million Dollar Hooker and all she had to do was spread 1 leg
 
ladies please explain to me how this is fair? I really want to hear it all.

I would fuck paul for 4 years for 200 mil and still be straight

or she's just a hooker on Rev-share who found a sweet program.

Juicy D. Links 05-18-2006 08:14 PM

you lost me bro

mx8829 05-18-2006 08:15 PM

she read the "How To" book by Anna nicole smith :)
probably thats what you get for having to fuck a shrunk skinny ass old fart hehehe LOL

Spunky 05-18-2006 08:17 PM

That's just tipping money for Paul..he won't miss it

JFK 05-18-2006 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
you lost me bro

you were lost way before that:1orglaugh :winkwink:

SmokeyTheBear 05-18-2006 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
you lost me bro

beatles divorce..:winkwink:

bknoob 05-18-2006 08:22 PM

Apparently its 400 million dollars not 200. The dumb thing is that she offered to sign a pre-nup but Paul refused because it's not "romantic"

MaddCaz 05-18-2006 08:22 PM

I thought paul was worth a billion

RogerV 05-18-2006 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky
That's just tipping money for Paul..he won't miss it


Just goes to show its like any contract make sure you know what state your in. No pre nup means you got played by the old If you love me we dont need a contract BS.. They already know they get Half..

If you make the money together and you have kids etc. this doesnt apply

bknoob 05-18-2006 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by MaddCaz
I thought paul was worth a billion

He's worth about 1.5 billion I think. Alimony in England is 1/4 not a half like the US

georgeyw 05-18-2006 08:25 PM

I don't get it - even if she didn't sign a pre-nup she is most definitely NOT entitled to that much of his fortune. I'd like to know how much money he made in the time he was with her and then perhaps take a % of that. Otherwise it's completely insane for her to get money that he's made over his entire lifetime.

RogerV 05-18-2006 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bknoob
Apparently its 400 million dollars not 200. The dumb thing is that she offered to sign a pre-nup but Paul refused because it's not "romantic"


I used to respect Paul but now he's a chump in my eyes and got played he deserves it. Hope you guys dont make the same mistake. Dont fall for the golden pussy syndrome trust me their is plenty of it out here in the 3rd worlds:1orglaugh

RogerV 05-18-2006 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by bknoob
He's worth about 1.5 billion I think. Alimony in England is 1/4 not a half like the US


Either way its way to much money for spreading one leg. She should be happy to hop away with 1 mil in four years.
But I cant blame her she found the right Rev-share chump

tony286 05-18-2006 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogerV
ladies please explain to me how this is fair? I really want to hear it all.

I would fuck paul for 4 years for 200 mil and still be straight

or she's just a hooker on Rev-share who found a sweet program.

I said the same thing to my brother lol I would of married Paul for 200 million and I would of been more fun. Im also a left handed guitarist and I know most of Beatles songbook.

RogerV 05-18-2006 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404
I said the same thing to my brother lol I would of married Paul for 200 million and I would of been more fun. Im also a left handed guitarist and I know most of Beatles songbook.


LMAO:1orglaugh well I have a real tight bung hole and i'm a virgin I could wear white on our wedding nite

mattz 05-18-2006 08:38 PM

what are you talking about

Matt_WildCash 05-18-2006 08:58 PM

There is NOTHING fair when it comes to divorses!

RogerV 05-18-2006 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by mattz
what are you talking about

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hlight=beatles

madawgz 05-18-2006 10:37 PM

wtf is this thread about lol

some hooker got paid 200mil to fuck?

RogerV 05-18-2006 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz
wtf is this thread about lol

some hooker got paid 200mil to fuck?


Yea Paul Mc Cartney's Ex wife

Doctor Dre 05-18-2006 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by bknoob
He's worth about 1.5 billion I think. Alimony in England is 1/4 not a half like the US

Ugh it's 1/2 of everything you own or 1/2 of everything you acquired during the period you were married ?

mitchmako 05-18-2006 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404
I said the same thing to my brother lol I would of married Paul for 200 million and I would of been more fun. Im also a left handed guitarist and I know most of Beatles songbook.

Do you play bass Tony? Paul was lefty, you're a lefty, I know the entire Beatles song book on guitar so we just need a Ringo and a George and we could have a tribute band :1orglaugh

Actually, I've got ticks to a Beatles trib concert tomorrow here in Costa Rica... These guys won the best Beatles tribute band in England so it should be good.

Anyway, Paul should've had a pre-"NUB" signed, what a fuck up.

Doctor Dre 05-18-2006 11:37 PM

That equates to roughly one million pounds for every week of their short-lived four-year marriage.

That's fucking insane...

cranki 05-18-2006 11:46 PM

I'd pack my cash coffers and run... no fucking way would that bitch get a single penny...

fuzzylogic 05-18-2006 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MaddCaz
I thought paul was worth a billion

1.5 to be exact

KRL 05-18-2006 11:48 PM

Man, you guys are mean. :1orglaugh

At his level of wealth and never ending stream of music income, a couple hundred mil is nothing.

RogerV 05-18-2006 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by KRL
Man, you guys are mean. :1orglaugh

At his level of wealth and never ending stream of music income, a couple hundred mil is nothing.


No Prob but lets call her what she really is a Hooker who was on a 50/50 rev-share.. like 5 mil wouldnt have been enough.

its so easy to just divorce and take a guys hard earned money no mater how much it is.

Pornwolf 05-19-2006 12:19 AM

Hahahaha "Pre-nub" LOLOL

Martin3 05-19-2006 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
Ugh it's 1/2 of everything you own or 1/2 of everything you acquired during the period you were married ?

Depends on how good her lawyer is :1orglaugh

xtrasyn 05-19-2006 12:58 AM

Is she not like getting two cool mills for every week they were together?

That is what I heard anyways.

fuzzylogic 05-19-2006 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by xtrasyn
Is she not like getting two cool mills for every week they were together?

That is what I heard anyways.

wow
could u imagine?

JFK 05-19-2006 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by RogerV
No Prob but lets call her what she really is a Hooker who was on a 50/50 rev-share.. like 5 mil wouldnt have been enough.

its so easy to just divorce and take a guys hard earned money no mater how much it is.

Come on Roger, she desperately needs the money, so she can fly to Canada and disrupt the seal hunt:Oh crap

kenny 05-19-2006 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw
I don't get it - even if she didn't sign a pre-nup she is most definitely NOT entitled to that much of his fortune. I'd like to know how much money he made in the time he was with her and then perhaps take a % of that. Otherwise it's completely insane for her to get money that he's made over his entire lifetime.


You would think anyway..

That is how it should be

Kinky John 05-19-2006 07:24 AM

funny as hell thread title - thanks for the laugh

pussyluver 05-19-2006 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by KRL
Man, you guys are mean. :1orglaugh

At his level of wealth and never ending stream of music income, a couple hundred mil is nothing.

OK, at your level of wealth $10K is nothing, want my epassporte or paypal account info? Wait, the fees!!!! Why let them in on this gig, a check will be fine.

200 mil out of 1.5 bil (1500 mil) counts to me. The smart thing is to go ahead and give her the 200 if she'll take it and leave. I think I heard it was 400 though. Still pay the bitch and move on. It is wise not to let all your assets show, so he may have some assets (fixed and liquid) no one really knows about. That would help take the edge off.

pussyluver 05-19-2006 07:47 AM

Just remembered, they have a kid. This is gonna make it worse!!!!! Ongoing child support. Price just went up. Think he will feel a squeeze!

Drake 05-19-2006 07:56 AM

Paul got played like a chump

Liquid Houdini 05-19-2006 07:59 AM

Alimony and divorce settlements like this are what continue to set the legal precedents for everyone. :Oh crap

So the law goes - she's entitled to a settlement that allows her to continue living at the 'quality and standard' she was accustomed to while married to Paul.

Once she had her foot in the door of the golden palace, the courts say she's entitled to her share.

YoGold 05-19-2006 08:11 AM

Well now we know that Paul does not read any of Donald Trumps books.

escorpio 05-19-2006 08:22 AM

If I was Paul she'd have an "accident", if you know what I mean.

KRL 05-19-2006 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by pussyluver
200 mil out of 1.5 bil (1500 mil) counts to me. The smart thing is to go ahead and give her the 200 if she'll take it and leave. I think I heard it was 400 though. Still pay the bitch and move on. It is wise not to let all your assets show, so he may have some assets (fixed and liquid) no one really knows about. That would help take the edge off.

That's the fucking risk you take when you get married.

People are stupid and in la la land when they get married. That's why so many marriages quickly fall apart when each realizes its not the shangrahla they thought it would always be.

Men are even more stupid in this respect than women and are easily taken to the cleaners like Sir Paul is going to be now.

Men and women marry for looks. That's the worst thing you can. Go look at the person's parents and grandparents and then envision that's what your spouse is eventually going to look like too. Still turned on? If not don't get married, cause people age and start to look not so hot as they did when you fell in love, especially after you have children.

People deserve what they get. Before you jump off a building you better be sure you've either got a parachute on, or have a big net waiting at the bottom or its guaranteed you'll get squished.

Theo 05-19-2006 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by RogerV
I used to respect Paul but now he's a chump in my eyes and got played he deserves it.


same here :thumbsup


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