SapphicCash Announces LifeTime Cookies - We've Killed the CookieMonster!
 

SapphicCash now offers Lifetime Cookies on all ref links. This means you get credit for all sales with no time limitations.

But this wasn't easy. It took cunning, manipulation, 6 bags of Oreos, 12 shots, one bottle of Everclear and 2 bottles of Jägermeister. We can now say without a shadow of a doubt that the Cookie Monster is dead.

We did some research and found out that our "friend" has some drinking problems.
http://scbih.com/pics/gfy/mugshot.jpg
I got a hold of this mugshot from a DUI charge back on '03

So, armed with this knowledge and knowing our enemie's weakness, we set out to do away once and for all this industry menace which ate everyone's cookies after a week, month and sometimes even days.

We didn't know what we were getting into, though. I invited him out to a local bar here in Ft. Lauderdale - I won't name the place as I don't want to incriminate myself or anyone else involved. We bought him a few shots to get the party started, and the first thing I noticed was that mr. Monster was quite an asshole. He slammed the bar counter several times, whistling at the wait staff, pinching bottoms and spilling drinks. After about his 4th shot of whiskey, he began telling stories about all the sordid details that went on behind the scenes of Sesame Street. The drugs, sex and mayhem would one day make for a great VH1 special.

I knew I had to get him out of there when he began to stomp around on the bar thumping his chest and declaring:
"I ain't no damn smurf".

I promised him we were heading to a wicked afterparty complete with strippers and Mrs. Field's cookies. He was quite excited, but really could only mumble since he had drunk so much. Last count was 12 shots of assorted spirits.

When we arrived he was presented with a soft cookie of the Keebler kind and a bottle of everclear. Everyone was amazed when he began dipping his cookies in his booze. This cat was H A R D C O R E.

I tried my best to keep up, but knew I needed to stay sober, when he put the bottle of deathjuice away, his eyes actually stood still for once and he looked directly at me. He now seemed to have a clear understanding of my intention. He began to scream "You motherfu..." and then swayed dramatically before falling over. He stopped breathing. It was over and we were almost free.

After our escape, I had a friend from CSI Miami (a little redhaired fag you may know as Heratio) send me a copy of the crime scene photo. Here it is:
http://scbih.com/pics/gfy/deadmonster.jpg

So there you have it, thanks to SapphicCash Cookies are now no longer a problem. I can see many other programs following suit, since, well, this blue menace is no longer a problem.

Oh yeah, and thank god the intraweb is anonymous, because this is actually like, evidence if you guys knew who I was, right?

** and just to clarify; this means all cookies are set to expire in 30 years, but are over-writeable. Thanks, Cookie Monster.

good stuff guys , what a great program

Kudos for a laugh my ass off post and clear representation of cookie settings by a sponsor. :thumbsup

Great Inovation :D Congrats :D

omg that is so cute!!! but great!!! :) good job guys!! btw, was great meeting you finally last week! :)

thats how, lifetime cookies rock

LMAO - great promo post.

For a program that already converts very well, it's crazy to hear that you're offering lifetime cookies. Wow - great stuff.

RIP Cookie Monster! You lived a good long life and died hard and fast, best way to go!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh great post luv$!

ha ha ha. awesome

Congrats

Between that and no min. payouts - Sapphic Cash is leading the way. Nice, guys and gals.

Cyn

This is kick ass!

:1orglaugh .... great post :thumbsup

this is awesome! :thumbsup

hehe sweet tunes to my ears, nice job.

1. programs shouldnt rely soley on cookies, it should be backed up at least by IP tracking with a database
2. the length of a cookie doesn't mean jack shit. A program can easally add something to the source of the join form like "if cookie = over 1 week old, ignore the cookie".

Not saying that you do, just saying that the lenght of the cookie doesn't mean anything.

Congratulations!!! Keep it up!!!:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Thanks sooooo much to everyone for the props; I'm glad you found it fun and a good bonus to our program!

Odie, great meeting you too finally!

Good points there Konda, thing is though that we take great measures to keep things fair for our affiliates. Of course we also use a number of tracking methods to ensure all affiliates are credited.

We take our time and resources to worry about keeping these things fair so our affiliates can just worry & focus on making money :)

Of course, you could always doublecheck our work by setting a cookie and coming back in 2038 to do a test join :p

:1orglaugh thats great!

So if webmaster A who owns a 500K a day TGP blindly sends a surfer to a Sapphic site BUT doesn't close the sale and webmaster B one month later with highly tuned ads does close that same surfer.

Webmaster A gets the credit?

If so that blows.

Nope, that is not correct.

Webmaster B's cookie would overwrite if he closed the deal.

So, no blowing going on here. :winkwink:

I'm glad you like it.

:upsidedow

I trust you ;-)

I don't hope that I still am working on this PC in 2038 though :1orglaugh

LOL creative annoucement ;)

nice going folks!

This is great stuff Luv$ :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

that is very cool. I am sure all affiliates will be very happy with that.

Yeah, it won't matter - by then we'll be in the matrix and keanu will be serving biscuits. :upsidedow

It wasn't really necessary to call Horatio a fag ;(!

bump for a non-idiot company.

oh come ON!

http://www.maximumeyewear.com/produc...sunglasses.jpg

:Oh crap


And thanks budsbabes :thumbsup

congrats on your great promo. :thumbsup