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gangbangjoe 05-18-2006 02:30 AM

serious topic: what the fuck is wrong with women nowadays...
 
from all the impressions i get lately i really have to say im kinda confused.

Like many on gfy already said: as a man you get a shitload of offers for sex or more from women if they can see that you are in a relationship/married.
and if you are single again all these women won't notice you at all.


i talked to some of my female buddys lately and even they admit they rather like to "conquer" a man. if he is in a relationship he appears more attractive because they can show they are "better" then his recent gf/fiance/wife.

HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT?


they even gave me the advice that when i meet a hot girl in a club or something and she gives me her number i should wait up to 5 days till i contact her :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

will make me look not interested and this will make me appear interesting :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


for all the women on gfy. if i do you wrong feel free to tell me.
i am sure not all women are like this but an alerting number is. (still growing rapidly)

one last note: for all the men on gfy? does it make a girl more attractive for you if she is in a relationship?

i can only speak for me: HELL NO! There is already a car parked so i gotta find myself another parkinglot

KRL 05-18-2006 02:42 AM

Rule #1 in life. Never try to figure out women. They are a complexity not meant to be understood, like the Universe itself.

:thumbsup

gangbangjoe 05-18-2006 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
Rule #1 in life. Never try to figure out women. They are a complexity not meant to be understood, like the Universe itself.

:thumbsup

ok then give me the KRL masterplan how to deal with them/treat them

thanks :thumbsup

babsy 05-18-2006 02:48 AM

Girls like guys with girlfriends because they're pre-validated as being "worthy" by another girl. It's a pretty big thing for them, but pretty subconscious.

Having a GF isn't neccesarily going to get you laid more, although the answer is a bit of a catch 22. The best way to get women is to already be getting a lot of women. You'll exude confidence, for starters, but more importantly, when a girl knows someone you're casually fucking, you're pretty valid sex material. I know a guy who's nailed well over 150 girls simply because they all want to know what the deal is - they all seem to think there must be SOMETHING special about him to have gotten to fuck that many chicks, and hence they want to fuck him!

I guess in conclusion, getting laid is a numbers game in more ways that one. The more chicks you hit up, the more chances of putting one away. Get out there and push up on that shit y'all!

xclusive 05-18-2006 02:53 AM

I have always gotten hit on but it's tripled since i've gotten married.

gangbangjoe 05-18-2006 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babsy
Girls like guys with girlfriends because they're pre-validated as being "worthy" by another girl. It's a pretty big thing for them, but pretty subconscious.

Having a GF isn't neccesarily going to get you laid more, although the answer is a bit of a catch 22. The best way to get women is to already be getting a lot of women. You'll exude confidence, for starters, but more importantly, when a girl knows someone you're casually fucking, you're pretty valid sex material. I know a guy who's nailed well over 150 girls simply because they all want to know what the deal is - they all seem to think there must be SOMETHING special about him to have gotten to fuck that many chicks, and hence they want to fuck him!

I guess in conclusion, getting laid is a numbers game in more ways that one. The more chicks you hit up, the more chances of putting one away. Get out there and push up on that shit y'all!



but isn't this kinda.... WEIRD?


if a guy fucks around they like it?

Antonio 05-18-2006 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
ok then give me the KRL masterplan how to deal with them/treat them

thanks :thumbsup


rule #1 in life - women like guys with BALLS

you go to nightclub and there's this drop-down gorgeous babe, who do you think is going to get her - the 50 guys that look at her from a distance and drool, or the guy that walks up to her, buys her a drink, and starts chatting her up?

if I have to elaborate a bit, confidence, confidence, and more confidence

when you go out with a chick don't ask what she wants to do, TELL her what to do, I'm not talking about being arrogand asshole, but YOU should choose the place, you should be the one leading the 'dance', otherwise you'll most probably end up hearing the 'lets be friends' speach


rule # 2 - wear good, clean shoes, if you go out and you have a perfect date but can't secure a second one, be 99% sure its your shoes, don't ask me why, I don't get it myself :1orglaugh

babsy 05-18-2006 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
but isn't this kinda.... WEIRD?


if a guy fucks around they like it?


Yeah, they SAY they don't, but don't believe it for a second. In all honesty, it's not that weird. Women have a biological imperative to find the healthiest and most successful donor of sperm, so when one woman considers you healthy and succesful enough, it acts as validation for other girls. The number of times I've fucked some girl then gone on to fuck her best friend some time later, it's astounding ;)

Violetta 05-18-2006 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
Rule #1 in life. Never try to figure out women. They are a complexity not meant to be understood, like the Universe itself.

:thumbsup

haha... SO true!

Just give them diamonds and flowers from time to time, and hope that they love you back! :)

2HousePlague 05-18-2006 03:05 AM

I just got some sound advice tonight from a wise man who bought me 2 beers. Okay, a bar. There was this one dude with a big bone for a hot chick. She wasn't havin' it. There was a second dude just chillin', sippin' a Pabst. Chickie gets fed up from all the ham-hawlin' and she upp'n pours herself into Chill Dude's lap, while Boner Dude goes "wtf!" -- Sensing the nearness of vag juice on the stoolr, a THIRD dude (let's call him misdirected energy Dude) says, "Hey, man -- that's a HAWT chick!" Chill dude, just rolls his eyes and says, "Do I know you?" Boner Dude and Hyper-Energy Dude watch as chill dude basically ignores this piece-o-Veal (choice, yummy) and even tells her "I seen better legs on a piano -- :1orglaugh " The two boys who will not be having sex tonight, think the strategy is simple reversepsycho. It ain't even all that. It's just contrast, yo.



2hp

Pinklinkz 05-18-2006 03:10 AM

myself i am a total shit to women, and they seem to love it
i think its the confident cheeky chappy aproach

its like, who cares i fuck you or i go home and get a fuck, either way i WILL get it

gangbangjoe 05-18-2006 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pinklinkz
myself i am a total shit to women, and they seem to love it
i think its the confident cheeky chappy aproach

its like, who cares i fuck you or i go home and get a fuck, either way i WILL get it


yes i know the strategies to get laid


but my initial reason i started this thread for was to show how fucked up it is

aico 05-18-2006 03:34 AM

It's because when you are in a relationship, you aren't looking to hook up (usually), so you don't act like a fucking retard when you talk to a girl. :2 cents:

gangbangjoe 05-18-2006 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico
It's because when you are in a relationship, you aren't looking to hook up (usually), so you don't act like a fucking retard when you talk to a girl. :2 cents:


that is the only rational reason i see in their behaving.
but im pretty sure i know how to talk with women.

but maybe they can read my mind if i only want to fuck :1orglaugh

justsexxx 05-18-2006 03:50 AM

Women are not like they used to be

gangbangjoe 05-18-2006 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justsexxx

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

you crack me up.
where do you get this shit from?

chase 05-18-2006 04:41 AM

Maybe it's that alpha male thing? I dunno. I don't get chicks most of the time either, and sometimes I even confuse myself.

BlackCrayon 05-18-2006 05:08 AM

women are fucked, or at least 95% are. i hate the whole idea of acting like i don't care to get the girl. its so backwards phoney and stupid. why do women want to be treated so poorly and play some pointless game? when a guy genuinely likes a girl thats too boring? mindfuckers..all of them.

gangbangjoe 05-18-2006 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon
women are fucked, or at least 95% are. i hate the whole idea of acting like i don't care to get the girl. its so backwards phoney and stupid. why do women want to be treated so poorly and play some pointless game? when a guy genuinely likes a girl thats too boring? mindfuckers..all of them.


exactly what i am saying

it is childish and old:disgust

Herb Kornfield 05-18-2006 05:50 AM

If you try to figure out women, your head will explode.

gangbangjoe 05-18-2006 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herb Kornfield
If you try to figure out women, your head will explode.


seems like it :disgust

Phoenix 05-18-2006 08:30 AM

heres my golden rule...i learnt it from a master

SOME WILL...SOME WONT...SO WHAT...NEXT

dynastoned 05-18-2006 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babsy
The number of times I've fucked some girl then gone on to fuck her best friend some time later, it's astounding ;)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh so true..

E$_manager 05-18-2006 09:26 AM

o'k i am a girl and i hate a man to be with someone at the time we meet. THat means that i have to be better than that other wonan - and i want to be myself and do not bother about that sort of things.
Other girls probably like to conquer because theyhate other girls and want to be better than other girls. That is nature.

RuthB 05-18-2006 09:46 AM

timeline..............:winkwink:

:1orglaugh men haven't been able to understand women for centuries!

E$_manager 05-18-2006 09:56 AM

Cientists found out, that there is difference even in building of chromosomas of a man and a woman.

MetaMan 05-18-2006 09:58 AM

you have to play a game with women, or they will walk all over you, quit with this nice bullshit, fuck their brains out.

IWantU_Jeff 05-18-2006 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio
rule #1 in life - women like guys with BALLS

rule # 2 - wear good, clean shoes, if you go out and you have a perfect date but can't secure a second one, be 99% sure its your shoes, don't ask me why, I don't get it myself :1orglaugh

Ive had female friends tell me about the shoes thing too.. not even just because if they are "expensive" it means he has money.. they said if you can have nice shoes & take care of them you could take care of a girl.. I dont get it either... :Oh crap :1orglaugh

MaddCaz 05-18-2006 10:43 AM

I DONT KNOW but im FEELING ALL OF THIS!

gangbangjoe 05-18-2006 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IWantU_Jeff
Ive had female friends tell me about the shoes thing too.. not even just because if they are "expensive" it means he has money.. they said if you can have nice shoes & take care of them you could take care of a girl.. I dont get it either... :Oh crap :1orglaugh


should i rub her boobs with shoepolish or what ?

WonderWoman 05-18-2006 10:49 AM

Question: What the fuck is wrong with women?

Answer: Men

We all have our quirks but women know that men dont want someone who is too available either. It sucks cuz then both sides end up playing a game that neither wants to play but they do it cuz they think the other wants them to play it.

Sounds retarded? Thats cuz it is!

Cassie 05-18-2006 10:52 AM

i went out 2 weekends ago with my girlfriend and a bunch of friends. now when i go out, i notice no one because i am not looking to hook up; i'm just looking to be with my friends.

long story short, i'm leaving the bar and this guy gets out of his car and starts talking to me and proceeds to tell me that all night he wanted to talk to me but didn't have the nerve. i'm like yeah and..... and then i stopped. he asked me for my number and called me the next day.

now being a woman, hooking up isn't difficult because of that word "woman". however, i am going to see him tomorrow and why? because he actually had the nerve to come up and talk to me and called me 10 mins later to make sure i was getting home ok (and he's adorable too boot!).

sounds like some here aren't being all that picky with who they want to hook up with. it's all about quality and you will know in 30 seconds if the woman is of any quality to put time into.

E$_manager 05-18-2006 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IWantU_Jeff
Ive had female friends tell me about the shoes thing too.. not even just because if they are "expensive" it means he has money.. they said if you can have nice shoes & take care of them you could take care of a girl.. I dont get it either... :Oh crap :1orglaugh


why talk about shoes - Girls judge by the car!

seeric 05-18-2006 10:53 AM

i just want some goooood boooty. why can't we all just get a bong?

Jill_J 05-18-2006 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
for all the women on gfy. if i do you wrong feel free to tell me.
i am sure not all women are like this but an alerting number is. (still growing rapidly)

Married men: I think that some girls are intereted in "conquering" married men because of their ego-trip. Thus they try to say: "Look at me! I'm such a cool girl that made a married man to leave his family". For me, that's stupid.
Another version - some girls are looking for short relations, for sex and nothing more. In this case, it's easier to broke up with a married man or a man with relations then with a single man.

Men in relations: Men in relations are not married men means that they are not married yet because of some reasons. Girls may think that a man is not married because he's not sure that the woman he lives with is "the woman of his life". That's why girl think that they can have a chance with him.

I had never heard from my female friends that they're hunting married men or men in relations maybe 'cause I have nice friends who are not interested in such "no future" relations.

Single men: if I know that the man is single I'll definitely would be curious "why". Why he is single? Of course, his age matters a lot. For example, if he's 30 y.o. or more and signle I would like to know if he was married before (if yes, why he divorced) or did he have serious relations (if yes, why he didn't marry and broke up) etc. (I hope you understand what I mean). Not all girls can ask these questions directly as most men don't like to talk about that.

I think that you shouldn't worry about you're single and girls that don't pay attention on single men. Some day you'll surely find the one who'll love you and care about you:winkwink:

Dagwolf 05-18-2006 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
Rule #1 in life. Never try to figure out women. They are a complexity not meant to be understood, like the Universe itself.

:thumbsup

Amen to that. Trying to figure out women can cause extreme anxiety, hallucinations and even brain damage.

gangbangjoe 05-18-2006 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf
Amen to that. Trying to figure out women can cause extreme anxiety, hallucinations and even brain damage.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CDSmith 05-18-2006 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
one last note: for all the men on gfy? does it make a girl more attractive for you if she is in a relationship?

i can only speak for me: HELL NO! There is already a car parked so i gotta find myself another parkinglot

"more" attractive? no.

If I meet a girl who is already in a relationship and she seems like she's into me, I think one thing and one thing only....

If she's willing to cheat on her present boyfriend she's likely to cheat on me as well at some point.

No thank you.

E$_manager 05-18-2006 11:38 AM

Conquering a man can be a purpose to get as many men as possible. To make a list of them.
Because after you will get you, you will be not interesting for her.

WonderWoman 05-18-2006 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
i just want some goooood boooty. why can't we all just get a bong?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

madawgz 05-18-2006 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
Rule #1 in life. Never try to figure out women. They are a complexity not meant to be understood, like the Universe itself.

:thumbsup

well said KRL :thumbsup

iWeb_Iya 05-18-2006 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEGRuth
timeline..............:winkwink:

:1orglaugh men haven't been able to understand women for centuries!


:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup


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