Humor:
 

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's
shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nation's
most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will begin production in Canada this year.

When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he
replied: "I don't know, I never had one."

American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because
he is so full of crap he can't fly.

Clinton lacks only three things to become one of America's finest
leaders: integrity, vision, and wisdom.

Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly, and Moe.

Revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know
it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think
you need to know."

"First Hillary, then Jennifer, now us!"

Glad he wasnt in charge over here

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LOL

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hehehe

Resurrection

ok, let's bump an old thread :)

Don't Wake The Dead You Idiot!