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pussyluver 05-16-2006 05:33 PM

Do you prefer FleshLight or the real thing?
 
The first 10 reasons in favor of FleshLight

FL never has a headache
FL doesn't whine and bitch
As long as you keep it clean, doesn't smell fishy
You don't have to take FL out to diner
FL won't tell if you go soft
You can fart when using FL
Works if your str8 or gay
Ya can have as many FLs as you want
FL can save you from a messy keyboard
FL won't laugh at your small cock

Basic_man 05-16-2006 05:34 PM

LOL

Never had the chance to try a Fleshlight! :(

pussyluver 05-16-2006 05:35 PM

FL won't give you herpes. Be sure not to share your FL!

pussyluver 05-16-2006 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Basic_man
LOL

Never had the chance to try a Fleshlight! :(

Give it a try! The best investment you'll make!!!

http://www.fleshlight.com/main/index.php?ref=55016

I'd shoot a webmaster link up, but it is still invite only. Hit Juicy up and reference my affiliate ID.

WDchris 05-16-2006 05:39 PM

vote for Ramos.

Screaming 05-16-2006 05:39 PM

wow but there are lot of things a flesh cant give u but i guess you arent after those things huh

stickyfingerz 05-16-2006 05:41 PM

Depends. If its the kind of girl that flops you on your back and fucks your cock like a fat woman after the only sandwich on a deserted Island, then the real thing is better. :winkwink:

Buy a Fleshlight today! Watch this video of Vanilla Devile playin with one with her titties out!! :)

Lance69 05-16-2006 05:42 PM

Gonna have to get one and do some research...

Ramos 05-16-2006 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyluver
The first 10 reasons in favor of FleshLight

FL never has a headache
FL doesn't whine and bitch
As long as you keep it clean, doesn't smell fishy
You don't have to take FL out to diner
FL won't tell if you go soft
You can fart when using FL
Works if your str8 or gay
Ya can have as many FLs as you want
FL can save you from a messy keyboard
FL won't laugh at your small cock


The best part is that if your interested in working together, Iwould be glad to let you test a few out.

if your a current affiliate email me, you need a fleshlight!

:)

pussyluver 05-16-2006 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Screaming
wow but there are lot of things a flesh cant give u but i guess you arent after those things huh

Well sure. Herpes, HIV, clap, othr rashes I can't spell.

A FL doesn't leave a wet spot (if your careful)

potter 05-16-2006 05:44 PM

fleshlight for sure

pussyluver 05-16-2006 05:52 PM

Thought for sure a GFY babe would cum in the thread and slap me around a bit :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

pussyluver 05-16-2006 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter
fleshlight for sure


Maybe I should have made this a poll???

HouseHead 05-16-2006 05:58 PM

Cant go wrong with pussy

Scott McD 05-16-2006 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyluver
You can fart when using FL

True dat... :1orglaugh

Burridge 05-16-2006 06:01 PM

i prefer a sock with a jelly.

World Expert Internet Service 05-16-2006 06:03 PM

may i askk how a fleshlight is cleaned?

Hollywood Horwitz 05-16-2006 06:04 PM

you can modify your FL to look exactly how you want..

CaptainHowdy 05-16-2006 06:09 PM

Never tried a fleshlight...

Theo 05-16-2006 06:12 PM

fleshlight representative

Theo 05-16-2006 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexgod
may i askk how a fleshlight is cleaned?

http://www.pplmotorhomes.com/parts/r...asher-open.jpg

Ramos 05-16-2006 07:25 PM

bump for free fleshlights

pussyluver 05-16-2006 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burridge
i prefer a sock with a jelly.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Poor man's FleshLight :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Spunky 05-16-2006 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos
bump for free fleshlights

I'll take one :)

pussyluver 05-16-2006 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy
Never tried a fleshlight...


Here's my link if you wanna buy one:

http://www.fleshlight.com/main/index.php?ref=55016

Checkout the site -- specials on multiple units. They come in different colors and sizes. I'm thinking ultra tight!!!!

Another cool one is the concealed in a beer can look.

pussyluver 05-16-2006 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexgod
may i askk how a fleshlight is cleaned?

Just rinse in warm water and your all set for the next use. There is a vedio on use at the website:

http://www.fleshlight.com/main/index.php?ref=55016

I think it would be a cool toy for when your lady is having her period.... She could stroke for ya!

MaddCaz 05-16-2006 08:21 PM

this is a horrible, horrible question

Ramos 05-16-2006 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaddCaz
this is a horrible, horrible question

LMFAO :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-16-2006 08:26 PM

my fiance is a nympho, i don't need a fleshlight

Dagwolf 05-16-2006 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D
my fiance is a nympho, i don't need a fleshlight

If true, that will change.

cool1 05-16-2006 08:37 PM

Fleshlights are great, I like that it never say no

Ramos 05-16-2006 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cool1
Fleshlights are great, I like that it never say no

My buttlight said no last night, so I used a mouth light :)

pussyluver 05-16-2006 08:40 PM

A FL makes that perfect Bridal Shower or Bachelor Party gift!

FL stops unwanted pregnancies

Is it true Bill Clinton used a FL when having phone sex with Monica in the Oval Office?

Fertility clinics could use FL to collect sprem samples

Ramos 05-16-2006 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyluver
A FL makes that perfect Bridal Shower or Bachelor Party gift!

FL stops unwanted pregnancies

Is it true Bill Clinton used a FL when having phone sex with Monica in the Oval Office?

Fertility clinics could use FL to collect sprem samples


we have one you stick on the wall in the shower and bang the hell out of it

will be available soon

Ramos 05-16-2006 08:46 PM

:):):):)

reynold 05-16-2006 08:48 PM

fleshlight is the best alternative when you want to be sexually satisfied but nothing beats the real thing. :winkwink:

tony286 05-16-2006 08:55 PM

they both have pros and cons lol

pussyluver 05-16-2006 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold
fleshlight is the best alternative when you want to be sexually satisfied but nothing beats the real thing. :winkwink:


She has bad cramps tonight. Therefore, there will be no real thing :(

ANAL PASTE 05-16-2006 09:01 PM

If Ramos will ever send me one I will post my results.

madawgz 05-16-2006 09:10 PM

i need to try and see what a fleshlight feels like

Ramos 05-16-2006 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ANAL PASTE
If Ramos will ever send me one I will post my results.

Email Me :pimp


Ramos 05-16-2006 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
i need to try and see what a fleshlight feels like

Email me :pimp

Vitasoy 05-16-2006 09:59 PM

I know I love my fleshy

Ramos 05-16-2006 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vitasoy
I know I love my fleshy

he is about to go MAINSTREAM :winkwink: :winkwink:


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