Bush's New Solution To Illegal Immigration
 

So he'll be on in a few minutes to tell us his new super secret cosmic solution to illegal immigration.

Do you think it makes sense? Is it a sound plan? A weak one?

He will probably want to lign up and shoot anyone who has any immigrant blood in them. 99.7% of the US.

no doubt it'll be a shit plan!


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tony

I am sure the idea was mulled over with a 5th of Jack on the table.

hopefully there's more to the plan than posturing and having 10000 troops standing around the border doing nothing

Umm Bush is pro immigration.. :uhoh

I Bet He'll Say "uhh" At Least 132 Times

Only Christian Voters will be allowed across the border.

Option 1. All illegals can get 2nd class citizen status if they join the Military's new suicide bomber protection enlistment plan, or if qualified operation we did not mean to invade Iran we just made a typo on the memo.

Option 2. They permanently give up the ability to vote any other way than republican and for republican backed measures only for life. This with option 1 gives a person full citizenship.

Option 3. They agree to legally change their names to Associate Juan or Rodriguez, and Wal mart adopts them. Wal mart may continue to pay them below minimum wage though since wage policies to do not apply to family members.

correction: pro ILLEGAL immigration ....

Fuck, after all, he needs cheap labor ...

LOL ... saw him rehearsing on CNN... he had a dumb look, as usual... :1orglaugh

He mentioned using "unmanned arial vehicles". Wtf?

did he flick the camera off agian?

all i know is he had me at hello.....he had me at hello.............

Now talking about a fictif little mexican boy ... so much crap ...

Bush is an uber-douche.

Dont you know it!

No, he wont be proposing any rational soultions like that.

Don't know how to break it to you, but they have been using those along the Mexican border in Arizona since at least 1986.

I thought it was a pretty reasonable solution myself. I am really surprised at the reaction here. One would almost think you guys were a bunch of Republicans or something.

They've been saying the same solutions for the past 30 years. Blah, blah, blah.

Unless they do militarize the border and build a 30 foot wall it'll never be secure. Anyone who's been down that way knows it would take an army to do the job.

The employers here won't play the game. They make too much money by exploiting workers that are illegal.

Fraud proof documents? LOL. Go to downtown LA and you can get any card you need. And many are the real deal siphoned out by corrupt goverment workers making money on the side.

The ones here will be too afraid to come forward. They don't trust government. They know the next administration could change the rules again and they could get fucked over.

So in summary, the ideas sound great. Implemantation is a whole different ballpark where every administration has always struck out.

The type of docs they are talking about using would not be easily forged

Not much that can be done about that.

About the only accurate comment you made.

someone should kill bush.........

One crashed a few weeks ago near here.

http://www.azstarnet.com/sn/hourlyupdate/126243

does anyone take the guy serious?

They were using a lot less expensive unmanned arial vehicles before they started using them.

Serioulsy why is it hard to find the difference between LEAGAL immigrants and ILLEGAL immigrants.

I'm still waiting to find out what he's going to do?

http://www.adfrontier.com/b%20temp/ClownBush.jpg

How could you not take him seriously?

How can you take a guy seriously who's own wife says:

Laura: "I saw my in-laws down at the ranch over Easter. We like it down there. George didn't know much about ranches when we bought the place. Andover and Yale don't have a real strong ranching program. But I'm proud of George. He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse."

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/...comments_x.htm

Umm just maybe a joke... :uhoh lol

you do realize it was a roast

Yep...but it sounded like it had its roots in reality. :1orglaugh

WTF did he say??? It didn't sound like what the American People demanded he say like:

GET THE FUCK OUT!

No he didn't say that...did he say:

WE'RE GOING TO ENFORCE THE LAWS!

Um...I don't get it...WTF did he say?

Oh, the real bombshell is coming soon. Several old time and newbie reporters from both sides of the border supposedly have an exclusive regarding child prostitution primarily American men of stature and position that's been like a 100 year tradition of using boys down there for sex. That's why the politicians won't enforce the laws because the Mexican government has such a huge database on the ones who are guilty of that shit.