What working too much will get you!!! (pics)
 

This is what happens when you work too much and don't pay enough attention to your Parrot....

My daughter went out and spent her hard earned $$$ yesterday to buy her Mom some Mothers Day flowers. Well today I was working away in my office when I noticed that Kelly (Our Eclectus Parrot) had disappeared. I knew something was up as it was much too quiet in the house so I got up and went searching for Kelly. As I got to the breakfast nook there he was just mowing away and then he looked up at me like what these are mine right?

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I am just gonna head over to my swing like nothing happened!
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Why is he taking pics of the evidence?
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The evidence
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Soon both my wife and daughter will be coming home to this :helpme

I am not sure how to explain this one except maybe telling them I worked so late last night that I could not stay awake at my desk today :disgust

Any ideas???

Aww that sucks, just tell the truth :Oh crap

Say I came over for a quick visit, looked over my ratios and we both freaked out at how good they were.

The wife will understand.

The daughter will adapt.

Life will go on.

hahaha, great story

I say and eye for an eye. Peck at the parrot and leave him on the table. It'll be more believable.
WG

I totally agree on this one!

that fucking bird!

That's my modo but the wife is always complaining that I work too much :(

Yeah right, she will think we wandered off to the titty bar....

Buy new flowers and hurry!

Maybe the parrot is starved for a little affection?

Have You Hugged Your Bird Today? :error

looks like you have some cleaning up to do

I wonder how fried Parrot would taste?

That's quite a trick to close the cage door after him :)

Bummer Dude, go get some more , thats what I would do :)

haha that is funny.

Dude that sucks!! at least you have the pictures, it will get you and your duaghter of trouble.

Correct! :upsidedow

Kill the bastard !!!

Do you have a cat? Get one then! Would be an interesting fight.

Just tell you wife and daughter what really happened and promise them to replace everything that your parrot has ruined.

That bad, bad birdie hehe

with a carntation sauce :1orglaugh :1orglaugh



If nothing worse happened - our parrot used to like to do the same with any cloths, curtains and chair stuffings, so I think loosing a bunch of flowers is not a big deal.

Gotta keep an eye on them

lovely parrot.
i had a parrot that kissed himself in the mirrors and all the mirrors were dirty because of that

Not good...

Egomancer

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

animals always spoil something, but i love them

i think there is nothing to eat there.
:winkwink:

what kind of bird??!?!!?

Tell them the truth!

That's some funny shit man. You might not be getting any from the wifey for a couple of weeks........

just leave a window open!