Most memorable movie quotes or lines....
 

DREW
Lucky bastard. (sees Joanna) Hey, isn't that the girl who works over at
Chotchkie's?

PETER
Yeah.

DREW
Hmm, who's she here with?

PETER
She's here with me.

DREW
Really?

PETER
Yeah.

DREW
All right, Peter! Ooh! Ooh! Right on. Make sure you wear a rubber,
dude.

PETER
Why's that, Drew?

DREW
Are you kidding me? She gets around, all right?

PETER
She does, does she?

DREW
Oh yeah. Like a record.

Joanna waves.

PETER
With who?

DREW
Well, let's see. Lumbergh fucked her. Ah, let me see who else...

PETER
Lumbergh?!

"I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?"

"By choice!"

"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina."

"bottom line, I will knock you the fuck out"

Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you are going to get!

How do you know there isn't a baker under your bed? Have you looked?

Rocketman

If you dont know who the baker is, check at the bottom of a bottle of Jager :)

Vince Boudreau: If a man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one dick, they don't call him a bridge-builder... they call him a cocksucker.

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Seth: So, what's the deal with you two, you a couple of fags?
Jacob: He's my son.
Seth: Yeah, how'd that happen? You don't look Japanese.
Jacob: Neither does he. He looks Chinese.
Seth: Oh, well pardon me all to hell.

Anything from the first 30 minutes of Full Metal Jacket

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

"Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody huh? The fairy-fucking-godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will P.T you ALL until you fucking DIE. I will P.T. you 'til your assholes are sucking buttermilk."

bunch of savages in this town...

sounds horrible much like Office Space :winkwink:

fantastic movie and the best qoute is from snatch:

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.

"That's no moon, it's a space station"...

Gotta pay the mortgage

Most girls don't bring your lasagna. They just cheat on you.

What's your name?
Asshole sir. Major Asshole
I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes!


Gotta love Mel Brooks flicks :)

"you're a cantaloupe."

Love that shit... :1orglaugh

toepick

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Snatch has the best quotes

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick and the men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls: there are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive, and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And, you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy. And, have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But, you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You're shrinking . . . and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And, the fact that you've got "replica" written down the side of your guns. And, the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point 5 0" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now . . . fu** off.

:thumbsup :thumbsup

tons of great ones from this flick

"say ello to my liddle friend"

all i have in this world is my word and my balls, and i dont break 'em for nobody -tony montana

"My God...its full of stars!"

" Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!"

talkin to me?

hahah oh my god I remember watching that so many times as a kid

"History is written...by those who would hang heroes."

"Nobles. Now tell me, what does that mean to be noble? Your title gives you claim to the throne of our country, but men don't follow titles, they follow courage. Now our people know you. Noble, and common, they respect you. And if you would just lead them to freedom, they'd follow you. And so would I."

(Braveheart)

A favorite passage of dialogue (from Good Will Hunting):

Sean: So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right, "once more unto the breach dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes, that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, 'cause it only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much. And look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident man... I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you're a genius Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine, and you ripped my fucking life apart. You're an orphan right?

[Will nods]

Sean: You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally... I don't give a shit about all that, because you know what, I can't learn anything from you, I can't read in some fuckin' book. Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't want to do that do you sport? You're terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.

I like this one... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

In a robot voice, "Adidios, Turd Nuggets."

or

"Here's someone who worships me."

and

"I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky procedure, but I think it's worth it"

If you haven't seen it and like ridiculous comedies, check out Grandma's Boy.

- PornAddict

Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Fuck you. fuck you . fuck you. you cool and fuck you.
-im out.

half baked.

-hey? what are the tampons for?

-they're for the bullet holes, mother fucker!!!

Now go home and get your fucking shine box.

Goodfellas

'disperse Bitches Willl Yoouu???"

"You broke my heart Fredo! YOU BROKE MY HEEAARRTT!!"

General Barnicke: Where is your drill sergeant, men?
John Winger: Blown up sir.

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General Barnicke: Where have you been soldier?
John Winger: Training, sir.
Soldiers: Training, sir.
General Barnicke: What kind of training?
John Winger: Army training, sir.
Soldiers: Army training, sir.
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General Barnicke: Are you telling me that you men finished your training on your own?
John Winger: That's a fact, Jack.
Soldiers: That's a fact, Jack.
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Sergeant Hulka: Soldier, I've noticed that you're always last.
John Winger: I'm pacing myself, Sergeant.
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Psycho: The name's Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.
Leon: Ooooooh.
Psycho: You just made the list, buddy. Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.
Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Francis.

"People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch"

jack Nichalson from As Good As It Gets. That one always cracked me up.

"Great power comes great responsibility"

I love you.Ilove you.I love you.

i've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass

".....Merry Christmas you filthy animal...." home alone.

that's a great one

I'm not even suppose to be here today...

Carlos: So, what, were they psychos, or...

Seth: Did they look like psychos? Did they? No. They were fucking vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't care how crazy they are.

Great movie...

That whole thing with Cheech talking about all the pussy was funny too.

Now you're gonna die wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?

Show me the money -Jerry MaGuire

" It rubs the lotion on its skin" :thumbsup