Im so drunk I cant stand up......
 

This whole drying out thing isnt working out so well....... :Oh crap

drying out? dehydration is the drinker's worst enemy!

drink alot of water before you passout!

You seem to type fine though :)

Three times through the spell checker - I swouldnt want to make a fool of myslef :upsidedow

yeah a true drunk can always type :) :)

is that all you do all day is drink.

shit - you make it sound like a bad thing.....

You need to refresh yourself dude, go get some cold water to liven you up.

That reminds me of my favorite line from Ab Fab - "Its water darling, you remember water - its a mixer, you have it with Scotch."

My 2nd favorite line

"Seriously sweety you should eat something........ when was the last time you ate?"

"1976 I think"

Get some rest :D

theres nothing wrong with being drunk all day... i wish i could keep that up. Youre my hero. :1orglaugh

Still drunk?

Have another drink :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

drink a lot of water before you sleep trust me it helps

lol stop the drinking!