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use4d 05-14-2006 01:30 PM

List Of Celebrities That Sold Their Souls To The Devil!!!!!!!!
 
LIST OF CELEBRITIES THAT SOLD THEIR SOULS TO THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!

THIS IS PART 2!
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What does it profit a man...
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After the secret meeting with his brothers,
Brother Grezegorz pulls two aside to hava a "private chat".
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Brother Grezegorz: Brothers, now that we have agreed to "release The Secret"
to the world via the internet, we have to point out how to "protect your mind"
in The World of Spirits!

Brother Iulian: We have run into much resistance, but with the help of Christians,
we can put the insolence of HA-SATAN to rest once and for all!

Brother Haineau: We have waited a long time for this! A long time! Brother,
what do you have in mind?

Brother Grezegorz: Not everybody has access to the books we do, so our research
into the "spirit within bodies" must be told to people!

Brother Iulian: Of course! This will tell people WHAT SPIRIT IS INSIDE A PHYSICAL BODY,
THAT APPEARS IN THE SPIRIT PLANES ONCE THAT PERSON GOES TO SLEEP!

Brother Haineau: Good plan, Go on!

Brother Grezegorz: Let us waste no more time! A lot of these demons have money!
They have made themselves "famous"!

Brother Iulian: Why would they do that?

Brother Haineau: Energy? THE FUEL OF THE SPIRIT PLANES THAT COME BY WAY OF HUMAN ATTENTION?

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Anyway...
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Brother Grezegorz: Hopefully scientists and engineers can figure out that they are
to use the spirit planes to get Truth, information that will aid their scientific research.
This cuts down on "waste of time" (BAD DATA), because they will be pursuing pure scientific laws,
that can lead to lower fuel prices by discovering "free energy" & "cold fusion" that work on "Anti-Gravity"
machines, that use efficient engines!

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Anyway...
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Brother Iulian: So, these spirits pester people so they can't concentrate on their
research, so doing this, may get more people to say in unison: "shoo fools don't bother me!" ?

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Anyway...
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Brother Grezegorz: Ahhh... Yeah....

Brother Haineau: Do we make some sort of "list" and keep it running, perhaps this
list and the activities these spirits are doing, which can easily be verified with the
techniques we point out? (JUST KEEP AN OPEN MIND).

Brother Grezegorz: Right again..... So here is "The List" of "people's minds to
look out for" when people go to sleep!

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Brother Grezegorz's List of "people" to look out for, while you are in "Spirit"!
Their activities are so bad, that they are no longer to be considered: "Human".----


KEY
a)Name of person
b)Spirit they "are" (work with)
c)What they are "doing" within!

a)HOWARD STERN (b)The Spirit of "HATE" (c) Sexual Assualt, Murder, Grand Larceny

a)MEL GIBSON (b) The Spirit of "MURDER" (c) Sexual Assualt, Murder, Grand Larceny

a)BRAD PITT (b) The Spirit of "HA-SATAN" (c) Sexual Assualt, Murder, Grand Larceny

a)DAN BROWN (b)The Spirit of "HA-SATAN" (c) Murder

a)OPRAH WINFREY (WITCH) (b)The Spirit of "HA-SATAN"(c) Sexual Assualt, Murder, Grand Larceny

a)MADONNA (WITCH) (b) The Spirit of "HA-SATAN" (c) Sexual Assualt, Murder, Grand Larceny

a)CAMERON DIAZ (WITCH) (b) The Spirit of "BEELZEBOUL" (c) USES YOUR DREAMS TO LIE TO YOU!
Sexual Assualt, Murder, Grand Larceny

a)ALISON EASTWOOD (WITCH) (b) The Spirit of "BEELZEBOUL"(c) USES YOUR DREAMS TO LIE TO YOU!
Sexual Assualt, Murder, Grand Larceny
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NOTE:
To have a "sex dream" with anyone that looks like
the above characters is known as "Sexual Assualt"!



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URGENT NOTE TO HUMAN WOMEN:

Spirits have entered into the
physical world pretending to be "human"!

"They go after the women" first,
because of your SPIRITUAL POWER!


Times are SO BAD, please use this method to
"do a SPIRITUAL background check" on any man!


SAY THIS PRAYER BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP:

"FATHER, I ASK YOU FOR THE TRUTH:
[ IS THE MAN I AM WITH, A HUMAN BEING ? ]
I ASK YOU THIS, IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. AMEN".


You then go to sleep and GOD will reply in the form of a dream that night.

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The Duck 05-14-2006 01:30 PM

What??????

BoyAlley 05-14-2006 01:30 PM

WTF kind of cheap drugs have you been doing today?

GoodGuy 05-14-2006 01:31 PM

Tom Cruise

Scott McD 05-14-2006 01:35 PM

Ok i never got any of that...

xNetworx 05-14-2006 01:36 PM

I'm not reading that nonsense, idiot

mechanicvirus 05-14-2006 01:39 PM

I better take some crack before I read the rest of this.

ContentSHOOTER 05-14-2006 01:42 PM

WTF is that shit all about:disgust

rowan 05-14-2006 01:47 PM

LC alias?

Malicious Biz 05-14-2006 01:51 PM

I can make you be a big wealth!!!!!

MaddCaz 05-14-2006 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kandah
What??????


I was wondering the saaame thing...

reynold 05-15-2006 04:47 AM

are you serious? where did you get that?

Screaming 05-15-2006 04:49 AM

lay off the crack so early in the morning.

Sydney_AWP 05-15-2006 04:51 AM

Is there any clear translation about that? :(

Choppa 05-15-2006 04:56 AM

yeah wtf you doing on here ???

dakota1358 05-15-2006 04:56 AM

WTF is that

Wiggles 05-15-2006 06:18 AM

holy shit i feel like i sat through a cult meeting.


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