Cool Sentences... Funny once... Post 'em here! :)
 

First one I like :

Welcome to the internet, where men are men, women are men, and little girls are F.B.I agents.

That's a good one... :1orglaugh

"She's so hot I'd eat the corn out of her shit just so I could say that I had lunch with her!"

i'd fucking do things to her I wouldn't do to a farm animal

bump....

I love pussy.

You can't take something off the Internet - it's like taking pee out of a pool.
- Joe Rogan (as Joe, NewsRadio) 1995/1996.

"If I can touch them, they are real" - also Joe Rogan

I would hope so ....... :Oh crap

such as sex, kissing....

And along the same lines.
"I'd eat a mile of her shit to get within an inch of where it came from"

i like my porn like i like my video games...no story line needed, just cut to the fucking chase

welcome to the internet always gives me a laugh :)