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Ross 05-14-2006 07:47 AM

MIAMI PEOPLE! Need Some Help!!
 
I'm going to Florida in 3 weeks on vacation with my girlfriend and two friends. Its my birthday when I'm out there and we're gonna take a drive down to Miami for 3 nights so I need to know the best place to stay.

I was told Ocean Drive is the best for partying, bars, clubs etc. So I need to know some decent hotels. What ya'll got for me?

L0rdJuni0r 05-14-2006 07:54 AM

i used to live there.... never needed a hotel though, sorry....

Ross 05-14-2006 07:54 AM

Well.. thanks for the bump tho :)

L0rdJuni0r 05-14-2006 07:55 AM

why not the diplomat where the internext is held at? just north of miami... its in hollywood.

Dirty F 05-14-2006 08:01 AM

There are plenty of good hotels there man.

Damn, i want to go to Miami.

Monique Niccole 05-14-2006 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by L0rdJuni0r
why not the diplomat where the internext is held at? just north of miami... its in hollywood.

If you're planning on spending most of your time on South Beach, then staying at the Diplomat is a bit far. There's a Loews, Delano, Fountainbleu. There are also a lot of smaller boutique hotels that are right on Ocean Drive or Collins Avenue.

HushMoney 05-14-2006 08:12 AM

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Ross 05-14-2006 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by interavid
Hey Ross, hit me up on ICQ, I have a hookup with great rates at a nice hotel right on the beach in South Beach.

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JerseyPuma 05-14-2006 08:26 AM

Loews is swanky, but $$$$.

Ross 05-14-2006 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by JerseyPuma
Loews is swanky, but $$$$.

Yeah checked it out, looks hot but expensive...

Pipecrew 05-14-2006 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Afrekete
There's a Loews, Delano, Fountainbleu. There are also a lot of smaller boutique hotels that are right on Ocean Drive or Collins Avenue.

All those places are very pricey, hell celebs stay there. But southbeach anything is not cheap, you will drop a mint having the tourist experience at the "clubs"

slapass 05-14-2006 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew
All those places are very pricey, hell celebs stay there. But southbeach anything is not cheap, you will drop a mint having the tourist experience at the "clubs"

going there in 2 weeks. what are the hottest clubs?

Ross 05-15-2006 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew
All those places are very pricey, hell celebs stay there. But southbeach anything is not cheap, you will drop a mint having the tourist experience at the "clubs"

Hmmm...I'm starting to think its gonna be a bit too expensive just to go down there for a few nights. Its not fair on my friends paying out all that money just for my birthday.

We looked into going to the Bahamas for a few nights as well. Thats pretty cheap.

fl_prn_str 05-15-2006 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Ross
Hmmm...I'm starting to think its gonna be a bit too expensive just to go down there for a few nights. Its not fair on my friends paying out all that money just for my birthday.

We looked into going to the Bahamas for a few nights as well. Thats pretty cheap.

Act like a tourist and get treated as such......just like in any town. But now SoBe is cheap compared to the "in season" rates.

Pipecrew 05-15-2006 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by fl_prn_str
Act like a tourist and get treated as such......just like in any town. But now SoBe is cheap compared to the "in season" rates.

Ross has an accent, he will be fucked from the beginning. Go to the bahamas instead, get some all inclusive package.. Your average drink in miami can be anywhere from 10 usd to 25 and those arent always great places or even good drinks.

You will also wait in lines because you dont know anyone and will have to pay some retarded covercharge to get into a crappy place.

Sosa 05-15-2006 12:51 PM

Ross head to the bahamas, I'll be there in 28 days :) RIU Paradise Island w00t. All inclusive also. Right next to the Atlantis resort.

Ross 05-15-2006 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew
Ross has an accent, he will be fucked from the beginning. Go to the bahamas instead, get some all inclusive package.. Your average drink in miami can be anywhere from 10 usd to 25 and those arent always great places or even good drinks.

You will also wait in lines because you dont know anyone and will have to pay some retarded covercharge to get into a crappy place.

Yeah I'm Scottish. Its pretty damn hard to cover that fact LOL

I guess Miami is out the window. For 3 nights we'd be looking at spending around $1000 per person. I couldn't ask my friends to spend that much.

I can go to the Bahamas all inclusive with flights from Orlando for $600 per person.

JerseyPuma 05-15-2006 02:01 PM

Dude, fuck the Bahamas. I would strongly suggest looking at the all-inclusives in the Dominican Republic. I have never had a good time in the Bahamas, all the hotels besides Atlantis are shit, and Atlantis will make South Beach look cheap.

Look into Punta Cana in the DR, insanely nice beaches, huge pools, nice rooms, all your food and drinks included. The Iberostar line of hotels are nice, as well as the Paradisus (for some more $$) and the Bahia Principe.

slapass 05-16-2006 08:54 AM

Pipecrew if you want to play tour guide, I will play pimp with the fat roll and get you and your girl in with me and mine. :)

icq 199708909

Tylo 05-16-2006 09:09 AM

Sheraton Bal Harbour Beach Resort
9701 Collins Ave, Bal Harbour, FL
(305) 865-7511

Four Points by Sheraton Miami Beach
4343 Collins Ave, Miami Beach, FL
(305) 531-7494

Days Inn Oceanside
4299 Collins Ave, Miami, FL
(305) 673-1513

Delano Hotel
1685 Collins Ave Miami Beach, FL 33139
(305) 672-2000

Hotel Impala
1228 Collins Ave Miami Beach, FL 33139
(305) 673-2021

The Shore Club
1901 Collins Ave Miami Beach, FL 33139
(305) 695-3100

Mandarin Oriental Hotel
500 Brickell Key Dr Miami, FL 33131
(305) 913-8288

Tylo 05-16-2006 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by slapass
going there in 2 weeks. what are the hottest clubs?

Mansion
Club Madonna
Opium Garden
Miami Velvet
Goldrush
Miami Velvet
Club Rolexx
Trapeze
Solid Gold
Crobar
Wet Willie's
Fat Tuesdays
Automatic Slims
BED
Club Deep
Mynt
Plato's Retreat
Score
Clevelander
Club Chic
Pearl

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djroof 05-16-2006 09:19 AM

Have fun there man!

slapass 05-20-2006 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Tylo
Mansion
Club Madonna
Opium Garden
Miami Velvet
Goldrush
Miami Velvet
Club Rolexx
Trapeze
Solid Gold
Crobar
Wet Willie's
Fat Tuesdays
Automatic Slims
BED
Club Deep
Mynt
Plato's Retreat
Score
Clevelander
Club Chic
Pearl

Well that should keep me busy for a few nights. Anyway to narrow it down? The mansion sounds popular.

rants 05-20-2006 09:52 AM

I always wanted to visit Miami after watching 8th And Ocean. Its this show on mtv that is about these up and coming models and their trials and tribulations in the fascinating world of modelling.

Is there really a street called 8th And Ocean?

Pipecrew 05-20-2006 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by rants
I always wanted to visit Miami after watching 8th And Ocean. Its this show on mtv that is about these up and coming models and their trials and tribulations in the fascinating world of modelling.

Is there really a street called 8th And Ocean?

Yeah there is, and that modelling agency is right there. That show is all staged, half of those models work in restraunts on lincoln road like Cafeteria.

Pipecrew 05-20-2006 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by slapass
Well that should keep me busy for a few nights. Anyway to narrow it down? The mansion sounds popular.

Mansion, opium, prive are some of the more fancy popular places, I can set you up with a tour guide down here, I am just sick of all the same shit, been to all those places 1000 times

Cyndalie 05-20-2006 12:07 PM

I'm going to be stayin at the Eden Roc for the EXXXOTICA show. Not sure exactly where it is in relation to south beach but if you want more info ICQ me.

slapass 05-20-2006 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew
Mansion, opium, prive are some of the more fancy popular places, I can set you up with a tour guide down here, I am just sick of all the same shit, been to all those places 1000 times

No need. I was going to give payback for that awesome 42". But I can relate to doing the same stuff too much with out of towners. Just going to soak up some sun and see how the new girl travels.

Pipecrew 05-21-2006 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by slapass
No need. I was going to give payback for that awesome 42". But I can relate to doing the same stuff too much with out of towners. Just going to soak up some sun and see how the new girl travels.

Send an email when you are around, maybee we can take you out at some point or stop by the office.

L-Pink 05-21-2006 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by slapass
Just going to soak up some sun and see how the new girl travels.

Yea, if she gets car-sick, or chews the seat belts let her go ..... :1orglaugh

MikeVega 05-21-2006 10:01 PM

checkout the hotel http://www.alexanderhotel.com/ I get some really nice 2 bedroom 2 bath full kitchen suites on the beach there .. :thumbsup and there not an arm and a leg .. I believe they are privatively owned and rented when empty because they are all different each time i stay there ..:)

Vittorio 05-21-2006 11:06 PM

I'm listening the the reverberations of Mansion's booming bass right now. Live across the street. It's becoming a real pain in the ass...

Princess Ellisa 05-22-2006 12:53 AM

You want to stay at the Delano or at the Shoreclub. They are both awesome hotels! You will not be disappointed!

LiveDose 05-22-2006 01:36 AM

Last time I was there we hit Nikki Beach, Mansion, Mynt, Bed, and a bunch of bars on Ocean Drive.

If you like sushi, check out Sushi Samba. We actually met a promoter there and he hooked us up big time while we were there.

I fuckin' love Miami.

wonderman 05-24-2006 01:59 PM

Hey, I have a condo on the beach for 2000 a week. Hit me up if you are interested...

slapass 05-26-2006 05:29 PM

South beach is all hip hop and black folks this weekend. Having fun but was just surprised.

Pipecrew 05-26-2006 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by slapass
South beach is all hip hop and black folks this weekend. Having fun but was just surprised.

Yeah this is the worst weekend to visit, the only weekend of the year i would say not to show up! Every memorial day down here they have like 100 + arrests for all kinds of crazy stuff. You will notice the cops every 50 feet on ocean drive. Stay away from wet willies and you should be fine!

All the whiteys flee to key west this weekend. Club prices will more then insane this weekend cause they can charge whatever and get it.

stevo 05-26-2006 06:22 PM

Fly to Orlando, and take a cruise to the Bahamas from Port Canaveral. Carnival & Royal Carribean have great rates, food, & entertainment.

jonesy 05-26-2006 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew
Yeah this is the worst weekend to visit, the only weekend of the year i would say not to show up! Every memorial day down here they have like 100 + arrests for all kinds of crazy stuff. You will notice the cops every 50 feet on ocean drive. Stay away from wet willies and you should be fine!

All the whiteys flee to key west this weekend. Club prices will more then insane this weekend cause they can charge whatever and get it.

PC is talking about the hip hop convention -

550 arrests last yr - a few stabbings and hundreds of fights - the problem isnt the clubs but the people hanging out on the streets starting shit.

because of the weather the last 2 days its been really dead.


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