The great shart of 2006!
 

Thankfully I felt a little squeamish today. So when I was hit with sudden pain in the abdomen that I figured was gas. I decided to just go release it while sitting on the toilet. I squeezed & pushed, to my dismay nothing came. I sat there for a moment and figured I would have to deal with the gas pain, so I reached for the Gaz-X behind me. Right as I twisted my stomach let go, and no I do not mean some foul noxious odor came pouring forth either. This was roughly the sound of someone knocking the cap off of a fire hydrant. I literally shrank down and eventually was resting my chest on my knees, while the bowel demons unleashed their fury. I felt as it was never going to end, as if a hose had been ran down my throat and my ass damn had given way. I am pretty damn sure I will not need to go again for a few days. I just thank gut instinct that I went and sat on the toilet before I tried to push out what I thought was a fart.

Yes I know, way to much information but I felt inclined to share. :upsidedow

congrats to the winners :thumbsup :1orglaugh

i thought for it to be a shart, technicly this would of needed to take place in your pants? You pretty much just took a poop.

Fuck I aint gunna argue semantics right now. It also was not just a poop. A poop does not explode out your ass as pure liquid and and make the toilet water rise 3 inches.

Sounds like me after a night of too many beers :(

omfg :1orglaugh

couldn't pick one so you get two....

http://www.medcity.com/jilbyung/image/diarrhea.jpg
http://www.vetmed.uni-muenchen.de/me...os/b5-18-1.jpg

Spermy, that is one CRRRAAZZZZY sig mofo....

thanks mang :thumbsup

Nice.

I dropped a nice bomb this morning (hangover shits are the best)... Could smell it all over my place, I had to open all the windows and go out for an hour.