Single. Biggest mistake I ever made, buying that bed. It's hardly big enough for me alone, and when I take women home, if I so much as move someone is bound to fall out.
At 20 I bought myself a king-size waterbed, and slept like a baby on that for 17 years.
For the past 6 years I've been sleeping on a queen-sized futon with a 10-inch mattress with a foam center. It's like heaven. Not quite as much room to maneuver as the king waterbed of course, but still more than enough. :D
California King size --- in that way I can sleep on alternate sides every other night, thus making for fresher sheets between the Friday cleaning lady sheet-changings.
Although I sometimes get some "action" on/in my bed, I prefer to wake up alone in the morning, so I tell them well beforehand and insist that the groupie girls plan to leave before we decide to sleep. Now, if I ever strike it rich and decide to buy a "real doll", I wonder if I'll wake up snuggled up to it. My only worry about a real doll is what my kids might say/think if I "kick the bucket" some night and am found dead with a lifesize read doll in bed with me--so far, it's kept me from buying a blow-up doll, too!
Dave
66-year old pervert (but isn't bashful about admitting it:-))
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