New Std Warning From Cdc.... !!
 

The Center for Disease control has issued a warning about a new and virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease.
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This disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is named Gonorrhea Lectim, and is pronounced "gonna reelect him."
Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years.

The effects and symptoms on infected individuals include:
Antisocial personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate and process new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography, histrionic tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, and categorical all-or-nothing behavior.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a simple bush in Texas.

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A-S-T

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HAHA, I was getting worried when I read the title.

i hate email fwd's

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see hit for teh winners

GREAT, now i still dont know what this growing green thing on my dick is.... :Oh crap

damn, you scared me for a second

lol good one

Har har ..funny shit

almost got me!

hmmmm, ok had me for a sec :D good one!