Who am I?
 

My opinion is the only one that ever matters because although I'm the only one who thinks it, it must be right.

I use hate and fear as my intstruments of destruction because I am a mighty super villain living in a comic book world of over the top characters... I am one of them. Muahahaha!!

I invented the vertical snot and was doing horizontal snot before you were in diapers.

I have a huge, $300 bank account because I work with some of the biggest thumb makers in the industry. I could tell you who, but you'd never believe me. Plus, you've never heard of them. They're "playas" and therefore, so am I, but I'm not.

Everyone hates me only because they love me so much. They desire to hear what I have to say even though no one ever agrees with me. They want me to post more and more about my incredibly valuable opinion just to hear me speak in my big boy comic book voice.

He also owes people money...

i dont hate you StuartD!