A Ninja, Pirate, Robot, Monkey, Viking and Hun site?
 

Hi,
Im about to start a funny site that will talk about Ninjas, Pirates, Robots, Monkeys, Vikings and Huns. The site will mostly be funny small articles and pictures.

The only problem I see is how could I monetise that kind of traffic? Ad-sense? Would it work for that kind of keywords? LOL

Do you guys see how a site like that can generate money? It would be easy to geta lot of traffic to that kind of site for me, so if you have any idea on how to menetize that kind of traffic, please post it :thumbsup

Thanks,
Logan

Bump! :pimp
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what do

Ninjas, Pirates, Robots, Monkeys, Vikings and Huns

have in common?

the fact that the average suburban 14 year old boy will pick these words out of a list of 100 when asked to pick "the coolest words" ?

Are you serious? I tought everyone knew that. Just do a search on "pisrate vs ninja" on google for example: http://www.google.ca/search?sourceid...inja+vs+pirate

There is a big competition between Ninjas, Pirates, Monkeys, Vikings and Huns, to see which one of these will dominate the world. There is a lot of jokes on this, a lot of photoshop, etc.

For example: http://forums.totalbf2.com/showthread.php?t=5775

There is even an indie game about pirates vs ninjas: http://www.garagegames.com/index.php...view&qid=10209


So, what I would do is create battles between these kind of "creatures", do articles on how the battles did, then do photoshop to follow the story on the site.

I can get a LOT of traffic about that. So, the question is, do you know guys how to monetize that kind of traffic? :thumbsup

Thanks,
Logan

http://www.lunchboxing.com/images/links/ninja.jpg

Ninja kicks asses anyway, specially white and blue Ninjas. White Ninjas can become invisible while fighting and blue ninjas can fly.

So, if a white Ninjas goes on a pirates boat, he can become transparent and fight them out, while the blue ninja can throw ninja stars at them to finish em.

The only problem with blue ninjas is that he must stay near the coast, otherwise he will fall in the water.

:thumbsup

Here is a battle about Pirates VS Vikings: http://www.fazed.org/forum/view/?id=23684&last :pimp

never heard of that kinda humor... its actually pretty lame lol.. but gluck to you

Like I said, the site would be about battles about these caracters. I would write up fully developped stories of these fights (about 600-800 words of text each), then would make photoshop to follow up the story of the fights.

Like I said, I can get a lot of traffic on a site like this, very easily. So, my question is, does anyone knows how to make money with that kind of traffic?

:thumbsup

Thanks all in advance,
Logan

Really? I first heard about this in high school, then went to university and ther were beer contests about this, where each people was a caracter etc. Then, when I began to work at Activision, everyone in the studio knew the jokes about that, even the people in California, even if Im in Quebec city, in Canada.

By the way, if you dont like it is not the question... but how to make money on such a site is :pimp

Thanks anyway for your help :thumbsup

Logan

damn, double post :1orglaugh

a ninja would mess a pirate up

sell toys ofcourse

Hmm, seems like a good idea. Ill search around for toys store that has affiliate programs... If you know any, please post them in this thread :thumbsup

Thanks a lot for your help,
Logan

Adsense will do well. Good idea, especially if you are creative enough to keep the stories fresh.

Adbrite should do well for you. Also, game site sponsors would make a nice bit of revenue for you.

good thinking. And I would jump on this ASAP with the pirate idea, as the second pirates of the caribean is opening soon.

LOL I guess this joke has never really reached the other end of the ocean.

Yea, Im planning to launch the site for monday morning. I have a lot of the fights already written, and plan to add Chuck Norris, Jean-Claud Van Damme and Steven Seagal in the stories as well :thumbsup

Thanks all for your ideas, Ill test them out. If you guys have more ideas on how to make money on such sites, please post them :pimp

Thanks all,
Logan

Ah well, I hope you al least heard of the Chuck Norris action jeans... did you?

http://www.kayte.ca/images/chuck2.jpg

When Chuck Norris fights Ninjas, he always wear a pair of these... his powers DOUBLE when he does!!! They are specially made to kick :thumbsup

Logan

I thought this was going to be a joke - A pirate, ninja and a monkey went into a bar......

Chuck Norris was the bartender and kicked everyones asses, except the Ninja. The ninjas power was big enough to not die. When Chuck realised he couldnt win against a ninja by fighting him, he tried to run around the world, which made the planet rotate very fast, which made a black hole.

Chuck Norris then kicked the black hole away, and he fought the ninja for eternity in the space. :thumbsup

Damn Im bored LOL :pimp

Logan

Hmmm, well, question is : How can you make mone with traffic from a bunch of 13-14 year olds?

thehun, askaninja, gorillamask, thepiratebay, doubleviking, dunno about robots...

The geeks @ slashdot talks a lot about robots as well.. specially Robocop :thumbsup

This is a pretty weird comment. Its like saying that the target of super heroes is specially kids, when in reality, comic books are sold more to adults than kids.

My target will be geeks, not kids :thumbsup

This gives me the idea that I could also promote comic book shops, super heroes collectibles, etc. on a site like that.

Thanks all for your comments... it seems like I could make money with such a site. I really appreciate your help, it made me brainstorm a lot :thumbsup

Again, thanks all,
Logan

The only problem with blue ninjas is that he must stay near the coast, otherwise he will fall in the water.

this thread is still going?
http://wso.williams.edu/~bcohen/posters/ninja.jpg

Yup, exactly :thumbsup

http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~mzucker/art/i...obo-murito.gif

I dunno if its lesbian and viking... but Im sure its a burrito :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh