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Jimmer 05-12-2006 05:24 PM

Walmart Scam
 
BE WARNED!

I don't know if you shop at WALMART, but this may be useful to know.

I am posting this to warn you of something that happened to
me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at WALMART and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you
are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your
windsheild with a rag and Windex, with their breasts falling out
of their skimpy tank tops.

It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip,
they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to the other WALMART.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex
with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and
performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on
Saturday, and also yesterday.

So be forewarned

Hornydog4cooter 05-12-2006 05:28 PM

I see that before but still funny:1orglaugh

munki 05-12-2006 05:31 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

madawgz 05-12-2006 05:33 PM

:1orglaugh i wouldnt mind :)

Jimmer 05-12-2006 05:41 PM

I thought that it made the rounds, I saw it on a non-adult board and thought that it was funny.

Fizzgig 05-12-2006 05:43 PM

:1orglaugh
OMFG!

RayBonga 05-12-2006 05:43 PM

I'm gonna buy some wallets and start hitting those walmarts.

Thanks for the tip

woj 05-12-2006 05:44 PM

:1orglaugh

minusonebit 05-12-2006 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayBonga
I'm gonna buy some wallets and start hitting those walmarts.

Thanks for the tip

Stole the words right out of my mouth.

aico 05-12-2006 06:14 PM

Same thing happened to a guy on here about a month ago over at Costco. That's crazy shit.

Liquid Houdini 05-12-2006 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimmer
I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on
Saturday, and also yesterday.

So be forewarned

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Which Walmart was that again (just for reference, damnit!)

SilentKnight 05-12-2006 06:26 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Good one! :thumbsup

Spunky 05-12-2006 06:56 PM

Lol..I wouldn't mind getting ripped off if that was the case

surfer on acid 05-12-2006 06:58 PM

how many wallets do you have?

pussyluver 05-12-2006 07:07 PM

This one has been posted before, but still funny.

The hidden meaning = Walmart Sucks!!!

OG LennyT 05-12-2006 07:11 PM

Yeah, I like seeing this posted again... funny stuff


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