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Libertine 05-12-2006 04:55 PM

Handy Google tool
 
Most of you probably know this already, but Google has a neat little tool to show what countries specific search terms are most popular in: http://www.google.com/trends

For example, the search term "scat":
1. Norway
2. United Kingdom
3. Switzerland
4. Germany
5. Italy
6. Austria
7. Australia
8. Canada
9. Sweden
10. Denmark

Or beastiality:
1. South Africa
2. Australia
3. New Zealand
4. Canada
5. United States
6. United Kingdom
7. Germany
8. Netherlands
9. France

And shemale:
1. Italy
2. Belgium
3. Switzerland
4. Netherlands
5. Austria
6. Turkey
7. Argentina
8. Hungary
9. United States
10. Canada

And how about underage:
1. Australia
2. New Zealand
3. Ireland
4. United States
5. United Kingdom
6. Germany
7. Canada
8. India
9. Switzerland
10. Austria


In other words, never shake hands with a Norwegian, never let a South-African take care of your pets when you go on vacation, and never, ever, EVER let an Australian babysit :glugglug

Fizzgig 05-12-2006 05:01 PM

Heimskringla - Norwegian Kings - Vol. 1 - Chapter 4.Heimskringla - Norwegian Kings - Vol. 1. by Snorri Sturlson ... (1) Scat was a land-tax, paid to the king in money, malt, meal, or flesh-meat, ...

Things aren't always what they seem.

Miguel T 05-12-2006 05:02 PM

That tool rocks!

Libertine 05-12-2006 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fizzgig
Heimskringla - Norwegian Kings - Vol. 1 - Chapter 4.Heimskringla - Norwegian Kings - Vol. 1. by Snorri Sturlson ... (1) Scat was a land-tax, paid to the king in money, malt, meal, or flesh-meat, ...

Things aren't always what they seem.

You have to wonder how many people are searching for ancient land-taxes though.

Edit: besides, the Norwegians are the top searchers for "smegma", too :Oh crap

Libertine 05-12-2006 05:10 PM

Oh, and in case any of you ever wondered which cities in the world have the most people searching for "piss drinking"':

1. Brentford United Kingdom
2. Birmingham United Kingdom
3. Chicago United States
4. London United Kingdom
5. Melbourne Australia
6. Atlanta United States
7. Sydney Australia
8. Manchester United Kingdom
9. Los Angeles United States
10. San Francisco United States

madawgz 05-12-2006 05:10 PM

im not quite sure what those are supposed to mean

those countries are the most interrested?

Libertine 05-12-2006 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
im not quite sure what those are supposed to mean

those countries are the most interrested?

Those countries and cities have, relatively speaking, the most people searching for those things.

ukxtra 05-12-2006 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Oh, and in case any of you ever wondered which cities in the world have the most people searching for "piss drinking"':

1. Brentford United Kingdom

dont know why they're searching on the internet for it, just go in any Brentford pub and order a beer, it's much the same thing

Libertine 05-12-2006 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ukxtra
dont know why they're searching on the internet for it, just go in any Brentford pub and order a beer, it's much the same thing

Maybe they're wondering about the long term health risks?

ssp 05-12-2006 05:28 PM

just so you know, going "on a piss" means getting drunk in England.

Libertine 05-12-2006 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
just so you know, going "on a piss" means getting drunk in England.

Yes, but I'm pretty sure "drinking piss" means something different altogether :winkwink:

LB-69 05-12-2006 06:06 PM

Re
 
Great tool, agree on Italian hungry for shemales...:-)

SmokeyTheBear 05-12-2006 06:23 PM

search term "gfy"

1. Poland

2. Canada

3. Australia

4. United States

5. United Kingdom

6. Netherlands

7. France

8. Germany

SmokeyTheBear 05-12-2006 06:24 PM

haha look at gofuckyourself's graph

it shows a huge spike ( paris hilton phone hack ? )

1. Canada

2. United States

3. Australia

4. United Kingdom

5. Belgium

6. Netherlands

7. Germany

8. France

SmokeyTheBear 05-12-2006 06:26 PM

top granny fuckers


1. Greece

2. Norway

3. Austria

4. Romania

5. Switzerland

6. Germany

7. United Kingdom

8. Australia

9. Sweden

10. India

mrthumbs 05-12-2006 06:27 PM

"sex"

1. Cairo Egypt

2. Chennai India

3. Delhi India

4. Ankara Turkey

5. Istanbul Turkey

6. Warsaw Poland

7. Brussels Belgium

8. Zurich Switzerland

9. Amsterdam Netherlands

10. Sydney Australia

MrIzzz 05-12-2006 06:28 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh this is funnnnny

DBS.US 05-12-2006 06:29 PM

Check this out, Mormans love the LightSpeed Girls
http://www.google.com/trends?q=light...o=all&date=all

The Sultan Of Smut 05-12-2006 06:30 PM

lol check big boobs
http://www.google.com/trends?q=big+b...o=all&date=all

DBS.US 05-12-2006 06:32 PM

GFY
http://www.google.com/trends?q=gfy&c...o=all&date=all

Libertine 05-12-2006 06:35 PM

And now for the really sick fuckers. "Snuff porn":

1. United Kingdom
2. Australia
3. Denmark
4. Mexico
5. Belgium
6. Canada
7. United States
8. Germany
9. Netherlands
10. Italy

"necrophilia":
1. Philippines
2. South Africa
3. New Zealand
4. United Kingdom
5. Singapore
6. United States
7. Australia
8. Ireland
9. Canada
10. India

Tuga 05-12-2006 06:39 PM

Eat shit.

1. Tampa United States

2. San Francisco United States

3. Melbourne Australia

4. Boston United States

5. Philadelphia United States

6. Chicago United States

7. New York United States

8. Brentford United Kingdom

9. Houston United States

10. Los Angeles United States

Libertine 05-12-2006 06:40 PM

Seriously, the people from Brentford are starting to scare me. They show up for piss drinking, necrophilia and eat shit :helpme

Socks 05-12-2006 06:59 PM

http://www.google.com/trends?q=mexic...o=all&date=all

pretty good one :) You can see the effect of CNN's daily border thrubbing.

soulboy 05-12-2006 07:02 PM

thanks for sharing

Joe Citizen 05-12-2006 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US
Check this out, Mormans love the LightSpeed Girls
http://www.google.com/trends?q=light...o=all&date=all

But they love Jesus Christ even more:
http://www.google.com/trends?q=jesus...o=all&date=all

erehwon 05-12-2006 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrthumbs
"sex"

1. Cairo Egypt
2. Chennai India
3. Delhi India
4. Ankara Turkey
5. Istanbul Turkey
6. Warsaw Poland
7. Brussels Belgium
8. Zurich Switzerland
9. Amsterdam Netherlands
10. Sydney Australia

Anyone spotting an odd trend here? :1orglaugh

Libertine 05-12-2006 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Citizen
But they love Jesus Christ even more:
http://www.google.com/trends?q=jesus...o=all&date=all

I sense a killer paysite there. Lightspeed girls + Jesus = Who Would Jesus Do :thumbsup

woj 05-12-2006 09:12 PM

interesting :thumbsup

chaze 05-12-2006 09:19 PM

Holy shit that is huge marketing tool.

To know what cities are searching for what terms??? :thumbsup

Thanks!!!

SteveLightspeed 05-12-2006 11:50 PM

odd http://www.google.com/trends?q=tawne...o=all&date=all

tyler. 05-13-2006 01:40 AM

great tool :)

Big John 05-13-2006 02:25 AM

The City function is pretty useless looking at it closely. It seems that it's not exactly accurate for the UK hence the reason Brentwood keeps showing up - it's the main hub for one of the major UK ISP's i.e. no matter the location in the UK people on that ISP go through Brentwood before moving out into the wider web.

Even so - nice to see the UK doing well for the more peverse terms :) We have to be good at something even if it is just weird bedroom activities. Long live suburbia.

nexcom28 05-13-2006 03:14 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Seriously, the people from Brentford are starting to scare me. They show up for piss drinking, necrophilia and eat shit :helpme


chaze 05-13-2006 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big John
The City function is pretty useless looking at it closely. It seems that it's not exactly accurate for the UK hence the reason Brentwood keeps showing up - it's the main hub for one of the major UK ISP's i.e. no matter the location in the UK people on that ISP go through Brentwood before moving out into the wider web.

Even so - nice to see the UK doing well for the more peverse terms :) We have to be good at something even if it is just weird bedroom activities. Long live suburbia.


What about Monty Pythons? :1orglaugh

Seriously Uk is awsome. Love you guys :2 cents:

Vitasoy 05-13-2006 05:21 AM

Yea that link is pretty darn cool

The Duck 05-13-2006 07:15 AM

Thanks for the info.

The Duck 05-13-2006 07:17 AM

fuck dead:

1. Melbourne Australia

2. Chicago United States

3. Sydney Australia

4. San Francisco United States

5. Los Angeles United States

6. Seattle United States

7. Toronto Canada

8. Montreal Canada

9. New York United States

10. Atlanta United States

The Duck 05-13-2006 07:17 AM

menstruation sex:

1. Chennai India

2. Delhi India

3. Mumbai India

4. Zurich Switzerland

5. Vienna Austria

6. New York United States

7. Frankfurt Am Main Germany

8. Sydney Australia

9. San Francisco United States

10. Toronto Canada

2HousePlague 05-13-2006 07:22 AM

"bible"

http://www.google.com/trends?q=bible

No surprises:

1. Dallas United States

2. Atlanta United States

3. Houston United States

4. St Louis United States

5. Austin United States

6. Tampa United States

7. Portland United States

8. Orlando United States

9. Minneapolis United States

10. Washington United States




2hp

mrthumbs 05-13-2006 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by erehwon
Anyone spotting an odd trend here? :1orglaugh


exactly.. glad you noticed.

Manowar 05-13-2006 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Oh, and in case any of you ever wondered which cities in the world have the most people searching for "piss drinking"':

1. Brentford United Kingdom
2. Birmingham United Kingdom
3. Chicago United States
4. London United Kingdom
5. Melbourne Australia
6. Atlanta United States
7. Sydney Australia
8. Manchester United Kingdom
9. Los Angeles United States
10. San Francisco United States

never knew UK were piss drinkers

Socks 05-13-2006 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

lol maybe if you stopped saying she was 18? :D

Socks 05-13-2006 01:30 PM

Seems you can do more than one search and compare too

http://www.google.com/trends?q=yahoo...o=all&date=all


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