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A common misconception among teachers is the thought that biotechnology only includes DNA and genetic engineering. To keep students abreast of current knowledge, teachers sometimes have emphasized the techniques of DNA science as the "end-and-all" of biotechnology. This trend has also led to a misunderstanding in the general populous. Biotechnology is NOT new. Man has been manipulating living things to solve problems and improve his way of life for millennia.

Early agriculture concentrated on producing food. Plants and animals were selectively bred and microorganisms were used to make food items such as beverages, cheese and bread.

The late eighteenth century and the beginning of the nineteenth century saw the advent of vaccinations, crop rotation involving leguminous crops, and animal drawn machinery.

The end of the nineteenth century was a milestone of biology. Microorganisms were discovered, Mendel's work on genetics was accomplished, and institutes for investigating fermentation and other microbial processes were established by Koch, Pasteur, and Lister.

Biotechnology at the beginning of the twentieth century began to bring industry and agriculture together. During World War I, fermentation processes were developed that produced acetone from starch and paint solvents for the rapidly growing automobile industry. Work in the 1930s was geared toward using surplus agricultural products to supply industry instead of imports or petrochemicals. The advent of World War II brought the manufacture of penicillin. The biotechnical focus moved to pharmaceuticals. The "cold war" years were dominated by work with microorganisms in preparation for biological warfare as well as antibiotics and fermentation processes. (Goodman, 1987)

Biotechnology is currently being used in many areas including agriculture, bioremediation, food processing, and energy production. DNA fingerprinting is becoming a common practice in forensics. Similar techniques were used recently to identify the bones of the last Czar of Russia and several members of his family. Production of insulin and other medicines is accomplished through cloning of vectors that now carry the chosen gene. Immunoassays are used not only in medicine for drug level and pregnancy testing, but also by farmers to aid in detection of unsafe levels of pesticides, herbicides and toxins on crops and in animal products. These assays also provide rapid field tests for industrial chemicals in ground water, sediment, and soil. In agriculture, genetic engineering is being used to produce plants that are resistant to insects, weeds and plant diseases.

A current agricultural controversy involves the tomato. A recent article in the New Yorker magazine (Seabrook, 1993) compares the discovery of the edible tomato that came about by early biotechnology with the new "Flavr-savr" tomato brought about through modern techniques. In the very near future, you will be given the opportunity to bite into the Flavr Savr tomato, the first food created by the use of recombinant DNA ever to go on sale. What will you think as you raise the tomato to your mouth? Will you hesitate? This moment may be for you as it was for Robert Gibbon Johnson in 1820 on the steps of the courthouse in Salem, New Jersey. Prior to this moment, the tomato was widely believed to be poisonous. As a large crowd watched, Johnson consumed two tomatoes and changed forever the human-tomato relationship. Since that time man has sought to produce the supermarket tomato with "that back-yard flavor." Americans also want that tomato available year-round. New biotechnological techniques have permitted scientists to manipulate desired traits. Prior to the advancement of the methods of recombinant DNA, scientists were limited to the techniques of their time - cross-pollination, selective breeding, pesticides, and herbicides. Today's biotechnology has its "roots" in chemistry, physics, and biology . The explosion of the techniques have resulted in three major branches: genetic engineering, diagnostic techniques, and cell/tissue techniques.

While this module contains many items involving new techniques that emphasize DNA science, the user should keep in mind that DNA manipulation is but the latest tool commonly available to biotechnologists during this revolution.

How to take a shower


TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry
hamper according to lights and darks.

Walk into bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you
see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed
areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror. Make
mental note...Must do more sit-ups.

Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg
cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.

Wash your hair with Cucumber Sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

Condition your hair with Grapefruit Mint conditioner,
enhanced with natural avocado oil.

Leave on hair for five minutes Wash your face with
crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes, until
red.

Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake
body wash.

Rinse conditioner off hair. You must make sure that it
has all come off.

Shave armpits and legs.

Consider shaving bikini area, but decide to get it
waxed instead.

Scream loudly when your husband flushes the toilet and
you lose the water pressure.

Turn off shower.

Apply after-shower body oil.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower.

Dry with towel the size of a small country.

Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel making a
turban.

Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit.

Tweeze hairs.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel
turban on head. If you see your husband along the way,
cover any exposed areas, then sashay to bedroom to
spend an hour and a half getting dressed.

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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed.
Leave them in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at
her, making the "woo-woo" sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in
your gut to see if you have pecs. (No)

Get in shower.

Don't bother to look for a washcloth... You don't use
one.

Wash your face.

Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just
rinse it off.

Fart in the shower & laugh at how loud and stinky it
is.

Majority of time is spent washing your privates and
surrounding area.

Wash your butt using your wife's aloe & lavender facial
soap, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the bar.

Shampoo your hair.

Do not use conditioner.

Make a shampoo Mohawk.

Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the
mirror again.

Pee (in the shower).

Rinse off and get out of the shower.

Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the
curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.

Partially dry off.

Look at yourself in the mirror. Flex muscles. Admire
the wiener size again.

Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the
floor.

Leave bathroom fan and light on.

Return to the bedroom naked drying off hair on the way.

If you pass your wife, shake wiener at her, and make
the "woo-woo" sound again.

Throw wet towel on the bed.

Take 2 minutes to get dressed.

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