All women are hookers they either take pps money up front or 50/50 revshare.
 

A wise man once said,

This seems like the truth to me. Do you think it's true or am I just a chauvinist?

Damn those she devils

No it explains your experience with women.

Eva has given me far more than I've given her.

The oldest AND most successful profession.

For a lot of guys, there's the hunt and the conquest, not just the sex.

Some people like to hunt lions with handguns, while others are content to shoot fish in a barrel and call themselves hunters. :2 cents:

What gives me the best laugh is all the guys with plastic canes calling themselves pimps. Remember guys, johns pay for sex, not pimps.

bada bing.

I agree with you there. :1orglaugh

She's given me a lot as well. God bless her. :winkwink:

damn, you all hang with some fucked up coochie

Heh, just keep living my friend. Once you get in your 30s this applies more than you know.

I am 38 and happily married, I lived most of my life up until I was 30 playing the field as a total man-whore...I never let one girl ever treat me like a atm machine

my wife is the most wonderful person on earth and my best friend, we do everything together every single say

you get back what you put out

Good lord. Dude, you are already in the revshare split.

No one is an ATM here. I'm not and I'm sure Roger isn't either. We both like to have a good time with women, dinner, drinks trips etc. The hotter the women the more entertaining you like to do and all of that costs money unless you don't have any. Those people take pride in the "I never spent a penny on a chick" motto. It's funny how ya never hear that from people with cash to spare.

I want me a sugar mama :thumbsup

dude, before my wife I was out for one thing, a one night stand, ALWAYS

I had 2 relationships before my wife and I never courted them, we went straight to bed the first night we met and a relationship went from there, no dating or any of that silly shit

I never ever went out with a girl if fucking wasn't on her mind on the first night, that would have been a waste of time

I met my wife and we were friends for almost 6 months before we dated, so there wasn't any need for that dating and courting shit

Man, you are in denial. Marriage by very definition is a revshare split. You are in it. Face the facts.

I don't get what you are saying with the rest of the post. Do you think just because I enjoy taking women out on dates in the days before or after fucking something is wrong with that? I enjoy hitting the town with hot women.

I guess that's not very pimp like in your eyes huh? Enjoying everything New York has to offer with the sexiest thing for miles holding my cock. Sure, they would do it for free but all the best things to do outside the bedroom costs money in some way. So what would you do? Stay home and just fuck all the time?

I find 50/50 quite an equitable trade because its always about the recurring especially when a girl has a good program with good sites and remarkable stats.

Girls get better when ya got em on a 50/50 program and does not mind an occasional PPS once in a while.

damn, that sounds good to me :)

Heh, yeah it sounds good but it gets old... unless it's new pussy. :winkwink:

I hope you mean rifles

So true...

Egomancer

This is so true. How the hell can a girl keep up with a high end life style unless she also has cash to burn?

All women are whores except my mother syndrome? Booooooooring.

So true...

Egomancer

No, I've seen your big, fat mother walking the streets. She is a whore, she just doesn't get any customers . . . but she is still a whore.

Yeah it's best not to bring your own mother into a whore thread :1orglaugh

I had to really stretch for that joke. He wasn't actually referring to his own mother, but I needed it to read that way for the joke to work. sorry

for some reason this reminds me of a certain idiot producer that no longer posts here... he used to play up the "pimp" image alot on here (or at least try to) and then privately refer to the models as his "girlfriends" with great sincerity :1orglaugh

all because we are stupid and think with our cocks instead of our brains, if i was a girl I'D BE THE BIGGEST MONEY WHORE EVER and I'd already be a millionaire... many many times over

My momma ain't a whore. She'll fuck anybody, no matter how filthy, dirty, disgusting, disease-ridden he/she/it might be and not ask for money. Which, to tell you the truth, breaks my capitalist pig heart. Fuck you God for not giving me a moneymaker!

i second that!... and 50/50 is a pretty goddam good deal for you guys! :disgust

So, you're saying I might have a chance???

YOUR MOM RULES!

Blame it on our genitals and not women. They're using what they have to get what they want. They don't require sex like we do. There are so few women that enjoy sex the way we do that mankind even bestowed this special breed of woman a word in our language: nymphomaniac

after all your true/false stories of your sexual exploits, it's about time you posted your picture

isn't she hungarian? what could she give you - potatoes?

Well Paul I have met Eva and you happen to be one of the lucky ones

bastard

:1orglaugh

How are the girls? Tell them hello for me please

jjjay it's funny you should say that. I only tell a small percentage of the stuff that goes on specifically because people would think I'm lying out of my ass if I got into more detail! As the old saying goes, you are damned if you do and damned if ya don't! LOL Life is more interesting than fiction, for me at least. Everyone will find out more about me soon enough.

I haven't posted my pic on this board since 2002. Hopefully some folks have good memories. I might do it again later this summer with an upcoming announcement since it would make sense then. Quite a few people here know what I look like though.

No, I mean handguns.

Speak for yourself :(

What about lesbians?
They do not really get the 50/50 revshare full perks since marriage is out the window. Though I suppose if both are the same build and size they get extra clothes access.

Yo Pornwolf,

Would you ever have a girlfriend who made more money than you? What if she was hot like a model but was sucessful and a millionaire too.... Would you be intimidated, would it affect your manhood in any way to be with her?

Awe, that is just adorable! Good for the two of you! :thumbsup

Freeloader!
:1orglaugh