i'm a bad american
 

ok, so this was brought up in a differant thread but i thought i would post it in a new one. this was supposedly written by ted nugent. i was too lazy to type it up and found it on his website. i included thier commentary as well, which suggests he did not write this, worth reading nonetheless!

"There have been a lot of inquiries about this article & whether Ted wrote it or not. Ted did not write the following piece & we aren't sure who did, but we do love it & here it is for you to enjoy!

BAD AMERICAN

I'm a Bad American-this pretty much sums it up for me. I like big trucks, big boats, big houses, and naturally, pretty women.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.

I don't care about appearing compassionate.

I think playing with toy guns doesn't make you a killer. I believe ignoring your kids and giving them Prozac might.

I think I'm doing better than the homeless.

I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird or make me mad. This is my life to live, and not necessarily up to others expectations. I know what SEX is and there are not varying degrees of it.

I don't celebrate Kwanzaa. But if you want to that's fine; I just don't feel like everyone else should have to.

I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy Queen shake, a pack of cigarettes, or hotel room you do it in English. As of matter of fact, if you are an American citizen you should speak English. My uncles and forefathers shouldn't have had to die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come disrespect ours, and make us bend to your will. Get over it.

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you're running from them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word 'freeze' or 'stop' in English, see the previous line. I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.

I know how to count votes and I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation do a recount when needed. I know what the definition of lying is, and it isn't based on the word "is"-ever.

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you qualify for any special loan programs, gov't sponsored bank loans, etc., so you can open a hotel, 7-Eleven, trinket shop, or any thing else, while the indigenous peoples can't get past a high school education because they can't afford it.

I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet. I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.

I want them to bring back safe and sane fireworks.

I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice- T or Marilyn Manson sang, but that doesn't mean I want to listen to that crap

from someone else's car when I'm stopped at a red light. But I respect your right to.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster or Jack In The Box.

I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package.

Our soldiers did not go to some foreign country and risk their lives in vain and defend our Constitution so that decades later you can tell me it's a living document ever changing and is open to interpretation. The guys who wrote it were light years ahead of anyone today, and they meant what they said - now leave the document alone, or there's going to be trouble.

I don't hate the rich. I help the poor. I know wrestling is fake. I've never owned, or was a slave, and a large percentage of our forefathers weren't wealthy enough to own one either. Please stop blaming me because some prior white people were idiots - and remember, tons of white, Indian, Chinese, and other races have been enslaved too - it was wrong for every one of them.

I believe a self-righteous liberal Democrat with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.

I want to know exactly which church is it where the "Reverend" Jessie Jackson preaches; and, what exactly is his job function.

I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded American should be allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime, then you will serve the time.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it makes you mad, then invent the next operating system that's better and put your name on the building. Ask your buddy that invented the Internet to help you.

I don't believe in hate crime legislation. Even suggesting it makes me mad.

You're telling me that someone who is a minority, gay, disabled, another nationality, or otherwise different from the mainstream of this country has more value as a human being that I do as a white male. If someone kills anyone, I'd say that it's a hate crime. We don't need more laws! Let's enforce the ones we already have.

I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey fake anything sucks. I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child-it takes a parent with the guts to stand up to the kid and spank his butt and say "NO!" when it's necessary to do so. I'll admit that the only movie that ever made me cry was Ole Yeller. I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.

I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon or be made to keep silent because I have these beliefs and opinions. I thought this country allowed me that right. I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's feelings. I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise. Yes, I guess by some people's definition, I may be a bad American.

But that's tough."

and i thought i was bored.....

dude.... I posted that LAST YEAR.

and yes.... Ted Nugent DID in fact write that.

ho-hum


you're only a Yanki cause you were born there, not like you earned it or anything. Thank your mommy for squeezing you out on US soil.

The only people who really have a right to a speak like that are imigrants to the USA who just got their citizenship papers.

i'm a bad american ...
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And a pain in the rear here as well eh? :Graucho

No more yankee my wankee....

I love that thing by the Nuge!

guys, I wrote that not Nugent.
He just takes the credit.

I thought you were Ted Nugent just using an alias....

No you aren't, you are an average one.

Sleazy's got a point there. It costs about 400 dollars or so and 4 to 6 months to get a citizenship finger print and interview; this if you are qualified according to INS.

hey there amputate your head, you too should pull your fucking head straight out your ass

http://www.tnugent.com/news/10042001.shtml

educate your own stupid self before you blast people. you fucking moron, dipshit, retard.

jesus christ your not god you conceded fuck. i dont give a fuck if you posted it, the fact still stands that he DID NOT write that. his official website says so. so go take up your argument with maybe someone dumber then your ass. yer slippin.

my my...... do we have a cob inserted firmly into our rectum this fine day?

do you even know what that speech was, or did you just discover Ted at the local music store this morning?

you must have if you're posting shit from last year.

You wanna borrow my needle-nose pliers? To pull that hair outta your ass...sheesh!

I bet I'm your daddy....

Well, I don't claim to be the #1 Nugent fan, though I've always thought his apparent grab onto life and live your ass off philosophy was laudable - and I like watching him race cars :) - but I've never read that particular article before, though reading through it I've probably heard bits and pieces of it here and there.

I'm glad you re-posted it, glad amp posted it to begin with, and think if you both found something worthwhile in the article that you've apparently got *something* in common.

It's better than mutual rectal corncobs, at any rate. Though, I suppose even THAT would be open to personal interpretation...

M

Tom Hanks wrote it.

amp i wrote that because from most of my observations you sure flame a lot dont give very many people straight answers. then you gotta act like a know it all and say ted did in fact say that. when he DID NOT. so shush till you know your facts. if you would of taken the time to read the first 5 lines or so you would realize that his website denies that he wrote it.

Who cares who wrote it? Its funny stuff.

got me all figured out don't ya.... :)

A bit funny!

Tom Hanks DID NOT write it.
he's way too liberal to think that clearly or to write something that would so offend all of his liberal pals.
:1orglaugh

Patrick Swayze wrote it.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL:):)

I love that!!

Im gonna print it out and give it to everyone I know. No more arguments for me :Graucho

Dizank, thanks for the post. Whoever wrote it is a closet bigot with an agenda. It's laiden with biases, stereotypes, and every other type of bullshit that unlearned non-thinking Americans would actually believe.

Quite humourous and entertaining though, so well worth posting. I must also add that it also contains some very enlightening points.

"I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster or Jack In The Box."

I think that sums it up.

Gotta love rednecks.

who the fuck is ted nugets?

Al Gore wrote it.

or any other dumb breed of human being who could possibly think that a lifer at Blockbuster is generally no different then your typical academic student.

My sentiments exactly.