Playboy's sales swell when Canadian models are featured
 

Here is a tip for all the content producers out there.


http://www.canada.com/vancouver/vanc...-5B4B80A0929A}

Now is that surprising? lol

Cher~

Thats not the only thing that SWELLS:1orglaugh

Canadian girls are hot...

Canadian Girls = Hot
American Girls = ok


flame away :321GFY

One, you know why Canadians always feel the need to gloat about every single minor accomplishment?

Because they know they are inferior and such accomplishments are few and far between. "Look at us world, we are cool like America too... please love us." No. Get back in your Hobbit hole you fucking troglodytes.

Ok, so Playboy found the two hot girls in all of Canada. Now what?

Chyna boosted sales for fucks sake. People like freakshows. If they profiled Mexican Siamese Twins, sales will go up.

Not

impressed

shania twain.

'nuff said.

Nz

Pamela Anderson is Canadian too.

John Candy was pretty damn sexy as well.

So are Mike Meyers, Jim Carey, and Keanu Reeves.

Poor Rat, sounds like you feel threatened.

Canada rocks, Canadian girls are hot, and it's a much safer country with cleaner air to breath.

Too many reasons why it's preferable to live here to list, not worth wasting a lot of typing on someone so arbitrarily anti-canadian.

Playboy has done full spreads on many Canadian chicks over the years. They know a goldmine when they see it. They wouldn't be Playboy if they weren't a pack of smart fuckers.

Don't forget Celine Dion, Alanis Morisette, and Sarah McLachlan LOL

I lived in the states for a while...

Canadian girls = hot and classy
American girls = trashy and slutty

:p

Any nation that would claim Keanu Reeves as one of their own.

Well I wouldn't go that far.

and Neve Campbell,

Nelly Furtado,

Neil Young,

Sarah McLachlan,

William Shatner,

Matthew Perry,

Phil Hartman,

Michael J. Fox,

Leslie Nielsen,

Alex Trebek

and what do they all have in common?

They came to America to make real money in a real entertainment industry.

No more cbc minimum wage money.

Give me a BIG Canadian star who hasnt sold his soul to the USA.

Canada is often voted #1 place in the world to live. Living standards are higher in Canada then in America. This is a FACT!!
but Canada isn't the best country.

Canada has free health care cause we don't spend money on making nuclear weapons, and high tech stuff. We rely on America & England to protect us.

Canada watches American TV & movies.
Canada doesn't make cars or anything.

If every country were 100% isolated from eachother, Canada would have very little.
Everything I own is either made in Asia or America.
Canadians live the best, but we don't do enough on our own.

and why should we? we are smart enough to let the mega-country below us make all the stuff and ruin their environment in the process LOL

maybe I was a little hasty before:

Canadian girls = hot and classy
American girls = hot and slutty

:321GFY :321GFY :321GFY

I find this sad too that some on this board feel that they have to latch on to every little success to shove down American's throats.

I have no real problems with Canadians...and usually the only time I post something is because I know they get so riled up about it and it's like poking a rabid dog with a stick.

But seriously come on guys...were at a point now where the only real thing that seperates us from each other is attitudes and imaginary lines.

It's the fault of those dam Molson Canadian commercials.

Has anyone drank Molson Canadian? I'll drink just about everything, right down to Aqua Velva and water, but Molson tastes like anal leakage.

I'll stick to Latinas! =)

What happens if you half canadian, half u.s.?

:winkwink:

An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by terrorists.

The terrorist leader said, "Before we shoot you, you will be allowed last words. Please let me know what you wish to talk about."

The Englishman replied, "I wish to speak of loyalty and service to the crown."

The Canadian replied, "Since you are involved in a question of national purpose, national identity, and secession, I wish to talk about the history of constitutional process in Canada, special status, distinct society and uniqueness within diversity."

The American replied, "Just shoot me before the Canadian starts talking."

Geeze We are frogeting Estella Warren... :)

http://www.tonkslatoss.com/068estella/estellaw_017.jpg

http://www.tonkslatoss.com/068estella/estellaw_003.jpg

http://www.tonkslatoss.com/068estella/estellaw_005.jpg

Yes the images is hotlinked... lol

No shit, Canadians are fucking windbags.

Poor Labret.... mommy & daddy must have been related or something....

Pure EEEEEEVIL

Ha man i think you are great you have a comment for everything... :)

Ha.

Downtown Upskirts Fresno, California Girls cuming soon.
Live Cam......

this will be hotter than the Jesus Dialer....

My future wife.

crack baby

Mitsou;)

Better try doing some research before making a wierd innacurate statement like this. We make lots of things, including cars, planes, boats, robotics, not to mention the mass production of the raw materials required to make everything that goes into them.


Americans --
Anyone that knows anything at all about North America knows that Canada is a cool country. Who sells a shitload of hydro-electric power to keep all those US air-conditioners running? We do. Nevermind dissing Canada, you should be as grateful that we're who we are as we are about the US.

Gentelmen, we are forgetting

Shalom...supermodel
http://www.toptown.com/dorms/grendel/shalom.htm

or Linda Evangelista
http://www.toptown.com/dorms/grendel/linda.htm

or Jassime?
http://www.toptown.com/dorms/grendel/yasmeen.htm



all CANADIANs....

but hey if you want the sluttly amateur Canadians..I can provide that too :-)))

http://promo.webdream.com/cd_content.html

LOL...just a little taste...no pun intended...watch the sample video's and you will know what I mean
:thumbsup

From website:

CURRENT HOME: New York City



CURRENT HOME: New York and Los Angeles




CURRENT HOME: New York City


Attractive women flee from Canada like a Canadian from a library.

ah girls nice

But isn't it like really cold in Canada? Most of the time anyhow? Being a Southern Cali girl myself, I don't know what I would do if I were unable to trollop around town in short, tight clothing 9 months out of the year. :)

Just love my southern cali weather. Its about time to go bikini shopping too. :)

Well, at least he's honest..... :)

haha

Silly boy, It's all part of our grand scheme to overthrow America.

labret - why do you need to post a dozen times in every Canadian thread?
You mention its "sad" Canada needs to mention any accomplishment we make.
I find it sad you need to voice your opinion about Canadians in every second post you make.

Don't fret man, he's just ribbing you. [Labrat] is actually a closet Canadian lover. I hear he especially loves the left wing programming on the government funded CBC.

Put me on ignore whiner.

Fer Chrissake, isn't the reason obvious? If there's a Canadian centerfold (or, "centrefold" as they would spell it up there), then it sells better in Canada than usual, thus boosting sales. This is not rocket science.

LABRETS Ya Cack Smoker I agree...I have been to Canada 8 times and Have seen my Fair share of PALE ugly women..It's as bad as England..
BUT when an English girl is hot SHES SMOKIN.. I love English girls..

The Siamese twins would have done 15 percent..

nah, your more funny then annoying most of the time.

Yeah then why come here for your kidney transplants.. I heard horror stories about people waiting for operations..It's fucked up on both sides..I would rather PAY and have it done right away.

I tell you what though We now have Salt and Vinnegar chips and I love those..I remember eating some diff kinds of candy bars.. Canada is a trip. But I won't go there to get laid.. Just to see some fellow Canadians.. I'll tie Labret up and Bring him.. He needs fresh air..

I would Love to scare the shit out of Hungryman while he was posting GFY letters on 14 sep computers.. 14 diff user names.. :)

Well you Canadians love me your 56 percent of my affiliates..Thanks man Now go find me a Canadian MafiaGirl..

Showbiz types from Canada are just smart. It's not that they run and turn their back on Canada.... they just recognize where the big market is. All the USA has to offer is sheer size of population, which means we Canadians can take in your money on a grander scale.

Ever hear Michael J Fox talk about how proud he is of his Canadian Heritage? Most famous Canadians are, and here are some basic reasons why....

So, what do Canadians have to be proud of?

1. Smarties

2. Crispy Crunch & Coffee Crisp

3. The size of our footballs fields and one less Down

4. Baseball is Canadian

5. Lacrosse is Canadian

6. Hockey is Canadian

7. Basketball is Canadian

8. Apple pie is Canadian

9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass

10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass

11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed Americans
back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...
and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was
insane and hammered all the time.We got bored because they ran
away, so we came home and partied ... Go figure.!!!!!!!!!!!

12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.

13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or
withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.

14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.

15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing...but showed up
just in time to get caught.

16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.

17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and
is still around as the worlds oldest company

18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in
under 3 minutes.

19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.

20. We don't marry our kin-folk.

21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin,
zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each
year

22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell
about it.

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!

23. ....the handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands
... even with mitts on.

OOOOoohhhhh Canada!!

(Oooops... Oh yeah, and our elections only take one day.)

haha, you should sell that list to molson, I'm sure they could make a t-shirt out of it... hehe

cheers eh?